• India lost against Australia bcoz Kohli got out for 15 and every other batsman after that thought it was the maximum one could get on this pitch.
  • Q: Why are the Afghans and Pakistanis good bowlers but bad catchers?<br />
A: Because they are trained since childhood to hurl grenades and not to catch them!
    Q: Why are the Afghans and Pakistanis good bowlers but bad catchers?
    A: Because they are trained since childhood to hurl grenades and not to catch them!
  • Q: While riding a bike, what would be Kamran Akmal's favourite pickup line?
    A: Can I drop you somewhere?
  • Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman;
    And behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal.
  • Kamran Akmal in Pakistan's T20 World Cup squad
    Pakistan feels that Kamran Akmal can 'fix' their batting. We all whole-heartedly agree to it.
  • Bisla walked into a bar. And raised it.
  • KKR made it to finals just once; while CSK has not made it to the finals of IPL just once.
  • Dear Dhoni,
    "No Ball" doesn't mean "No Pepsi", it means, "No IPL 5 Cup"!
  • IPL 5 Play Offs:
    Chennai's Score: Petrol Price
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    ..
    ...
    Mumbai's Score: Indian Rupees
  • Interesting cricketers names:
    Ravi Shas3;
    Mahendra Singh 2ni;
    100Rav Ganguly;
    Sachin 10Dulkar;
    VVS 1,00,000sMan;
    Mun1/2Patel!