|Another ghastly gangrape takes place, now in Kolkata. 11 Pakistanis are reportedly being held responsible for it.|
|Now the Indian crowd understands why they don't let Pakistani players play in IPL... they out shine the Indian players.|
|New Zealand, by getting all out against SA for 45 in the 1st innings of a Test match sets another benchmark for the Indian Cricket team.|
|Everyone got it wrong.|
When Mayans predicted the end of the world, it actually meant Sachin Tendulkar retiring from ODIs.
Delhi High Court dismisses PIL against Sachin Tendulkar's nomination as Rajya Sabha MP
Now even the courts want Sachin to retire from Cricket and attend RS proceedings.
|People discussing Cricket and that too, Indian cricket is a proof that India is overpopulated and there are more people than jobs!|
|Bowlers in the Indian Cricket team have been regularly attending 'Cook'ery classes!|
Kumble, Dravid and VVS Laxman are holding secret talks with Rajinikanth to convince him to pressurise Sachin Tendulkar to retire from Test Cricket.
|Sachin: These Australians always keep strategising to put a lot of unnecessary pressure on me.|
Bhajji: Exactly which Australian?
Sachin: Ricky Ponting.
Bhajji: He is neither a bowler nor a captain. Moreover, he has retired. Then how is he pressurizing you?
Sachin: You see, he is younger to me by 1 year and 8 months and he has announced his retirement.
|Why should Sachin Tendulkar retire? Gods don't retire.|