• Rajinikanth should have played for Mumbai Indians in "Champions League T20 2012" at SA. The rain would have got called off because of the match.
  • Considering his OUTstanding batting performances, Shahid Afridi is being taken in the expert panel for review of DUCKworth-Lewis system!
  • The Pakistan authorities are making a lake in Karachi, the home town of Shahid Afridi and dedicating it to him, for his contribution to Cricket and are releasing a lot of ducks in the lake.
  • The T20 World Cup semi-final match between Australia and West Indies was fixed
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    GOD sure knows how to fix things right!
  • Indian and South African T20 Cricket teams met again today
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    at the airport!
  • Considering Gandhi's contribution to SA, surely the SA Cricket team could surely have done Indian team a favour on "Gandhi Jayanti" by losing badly in the crucial T20 game to pave way for India's qualification in the semis!
  • India lost against Australia bcoz Kohli got out for 15 and every other batsman after that thought it was the maximum one could get on this pitch.
  • Q: Why are the Afghans and Pakistanis good bowlers but bad catchers?<br />
A: Because they are trained since childhood to hurl grenades and not to catch them!
    Q: Why are the Afghans and Pakistanis good bowlers but bad catchers?
    A: Because they are trained since childhood to hurl grenades and not to catch them!
  • Q: While riding a bike, what would be Kamran Akmal's favourite pickup line?
    A: Can I drop you somewhere?
  • Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman;
    And behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal.