|India played like that Engineer who does mechanical miracles on site but can't repair a fan at home!|
|Rohit Sharma said no for second run. It was completely Kohli's Call.|
Moral: Please listen to Someone who is already married!
|Indian bowlers are to Indian batsmen what Indian politicians are to Indian army.|
|"Happy birthday Suresh Raina, you are a good fielder, good part time bowler and you can do a good high five too."|
Sir Jadeja played for Kochi, CSK and RR - all the three got banned. Now let's hope the Indian team doesn't get banned!
|#RCBvsRR: Dinesh Karthik is a complete showman. Hits a six of the first ball & then shows the crowd his disappearing trick!|
|Dhoni 27 runs|
Yuvraj 32 runs
Yograj won by 5 runs.
Delhi Daredevils team's position against CSK was similar to BJP's in 2014 assembly elections.
Inspite of being on top, they couldn't make it!
|World Cup Bhale Hi Australia Jeet Geya Ho Lekin... Abhi Ye 4 Saal India Mein Hi Rahega...|
Noc Lena Padega... File Banegi... Phir Clearance Hoga... Phir Custom Office Jaayegi... Export Duty Bhi Jama Hogi... Babu Chutti Par Rahega... Etc Etc...
Relax Guys... We Wont Give It Back!
|Virat: So what if India lost in the semi-final, we still can say - "We won't give it back!"|
Raina (confused): How?
Virat: When our girlfriends ask for remotes!