|May God bless mothers and sisters of all 22 players tonight.|
|Chillana Hai To "India India India" Chillao...|
"Pak-Pak" To Murgi Bhi Karti Hai!
|Chris Gayle is Vijay Mallya's most valuable asset.|
State Bank of India must seize him immediately!
|India played like that Engineer who does mechanical miracles on site but can't repair a fan at home!|
|Rohit Sharma said no for second run. It was completely Kohli's Call.|
Moral: Please listen to Someone who is already married!
|Indian bowlers are to Indian batsmen what Indian politicians are to Indian army.|
|"Happy birthday Suresh Raina, you are a good fielder, good part time bowler and you can do a good high five too."|
Sir Jadeja played for Kochi, CSK and RR - all the three got banned. Now let's hope the Indian team doesn't get banned!
|#RCBvsRR: Dinesh Karthik is a complete showman. Hits a six of the first ball & then shows the crowd his disappearing trick!|
|Dhoni 27 runs|
Yuvraj 32 runs
Yograj won by 5 runs.