|Virat: Aaj Haar Ko Maine Badi Nazdiki Se Dekha Hai.|
Virat: Pehle Dugout Se Dekhta Tha, Aaj Non-Striker End Se Dekha!
|RCB fans left Wankhede Stadium like Vijay Mallaya left India!|
|In this IPL, Gautam Gambhir will again prove that he should be in the Indian team.|
That's it. He will just prove it!
|Lord Shiva: #IPL2018 Ki Sabse Bekar Team Kaun Si Hai? |
Parvati: RR Mahadev!
|As IPL is going to start from today, many 'Cricketers' have changed their status from 'Available' to 'Busy'!|
|South Africa is a better team on paper;|
But Australia is a better team on sandpaper!
|Steve Smith and David Warner are thinking to join BJP to get rid of all their sins!|
|Thanks to #balltampering! Indian media has something else to write about!|
|Australian Cricketers are not only stupid, they're colour blind. Otherwise why the heck would they use yellow coloured sandpaper!|
No wonder, yellow is the colour when you shit your pants!