Diwali SMS

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After a long Diwali weekend, the boss entered the board room and said, "Let's Start".
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said, "MERI SAU KI BLIND"!
Friends are awesome, friends are great;<br/>
Good times or bad, they're always straight;<br/>
Every sphere of our lives they permeate;<br/>
They're God's gift, our life they elevate;<br/>
They share everything, important or even innate;<br/>
Here's Diwali wish, no one can replicate!
Friends are awesome, friends are great;
Good times or bad, they're always straight;
Every sphere of our lives they permeate;
They're God's gift, our life they elevate;
They share everything, important or even innate;
Here's Diwali wish, no one can replicate!
Times of the past, I remember with a whiff;<br/>
When we were together, it was sheer bliss;<br/>
Now I get nostalgic and those days I terribly miss;<br/>
Now here comes Diwali wish; sealed with a kiss!
Times of the past, I remember with a whiff;
When we were together, it was sheer bliss;
Now I get nostalgic and those days I terribly miss;
Now here comes Diwali wish; sealed with a kiss!
It's the time of the year the time when we reiterate our commitments; renew our relationships; communicate our feelings by remembering our friends, family and colleagues. 
Here's a warm wish from the bottom of the heart to you and your family! 
Happy Diwali!
It's the time of the year the time when we reiterate our commitments; renew our relationships; communicate our feelings by remembering our friends, family and colleagues.
Here's a warm wish from the bottom of the heart to you and your family!
Happy Diwali!
As the candlelight flame, may you always happy remain;<br/>

As the mountain high, you move without sigh;<br/>

As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills your years as flory;<br/>

With the immaculate eternal smile, attached to you mile after mile;<br/>

All darkness is far away, as light is on its way.<br/>

Wish you and your family a very happy Diwali!
As the candlelight flame, may you always happy remain;
As the mountain high, you move without sigh;
As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills your years as flory;
With the immaculate eternal smile, attached to you mile after mile;
All darkness is far away, as light is on its way.
Wish you and your family a very happy Diwali!
Candles to enjoy life; 
Decorations to light life; 
Presents to share success; 
Fire Crackers to burn evils; 
Sweets to sweeten success; 
And Pooja to thank God! 
Happy Diwali!
Candles to enjoy life;
Decorations to light life;
Presents to share success;
Fire Crackers to burn evils;
Sweets to sweeten success;
And Pooja to thank God!
Happy Diwali!
All that I wish for you during this festival of lights is: 
D: Dazzling lights 
I: Immense joy 
W: Windfall 
A: Abundant peace 
L: Lavish festivities 
I: Illustrious  life 
Have a happy, prosperous and blessed Diwali!
All that I wish for you during this festival of lights is:
D: Dazzling lights
I: Immense joy
W: Windfall
A: Abundant peace
L: Lavish festivities
I: Illustrious life
Have a happy, prosperous and blessed Diwali!
From this Diwali to the next, may our friendship grows fonder, gets more meaningful, experiences rocking parties and ventures into immeasurable joy trips! 
Happy Diwali!
From this Diwali to the next, may our friendship grows fonder, gets more meaningful, experiences rocking parties and ventures into immeasurable joy trips!
Happy Diwali!
During this festival of Diwali, may 
Goddess Lakshmi enters your home; 
Goddess Durga gives you strength; 
Goddess Saraswati bless you with knowledge; 
And Goddess Kali destroy your enemies! 
Have a blessed Diwali!
During this festival of Diwali, may
Goddess Lakshmi enters your home;
Goddess Durga gives you strength;
Goddess Saraswati bless you with knowledge;
And Goddess Kali destroy your enemies!
Have a blessed Diwali!
Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents' place!
Happy Diwali!

Quotes

A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink.

Trivia

Take water before bedtime.
About 90% of Heart Attacks occur early in the morning & it can be reduced if one takes a glass or two of water before going to bed at night.

Graffiti

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.