|After a long Diwali weekend, the boss entered the board room and said, "Let's Start".|
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said, "MERI SAU KI BLIND"!
|Friends are awesome, friends are great;|
Good times or bad, they're always straight;
Every sphere of our lives they permeate;
They're God's gift, our life they elevate;
They share everything, important or even innate;
Here's Diwali wish, no one can replicate!
|Times of the past, I remember with a whiff;|
When we were together, it was sheer bliss;
Now I get nostalgic and those days I terribly miss;
Now here comes Diwali wish; sealed with a kiss!
|It's the time of the year the time when we reiterate our commitments; renew our relationships; communicate our feelings by remembering our friends, family and colleagues.|
Here's a warm wish from the bottom of the heart to you and your family!
|As the candlelight flame, may you always happy remain;|
As the mountain high, you move without sigh;
As sunshine creates morning glory, fragrance fills your years as flory;
With the immaculate eternal smile, attached to you mile after mile;
All darkness is far away, as light is on its way.
Wish you and your family a very happy Diwali!
|Candles to enjoy life;|
Decorations to light life;
Presents to share success;
Fire Crackers to burn evils;
Sweets to sweeten success;
And Pooja to thank God!
|All that I wish for you during this festival of lights is:|
D: Dazzling lights
I: Immense joy
A: Abundant peace
L: Lavish festivities
I: Illustrious life
Have a happy, prosperous and blessed Diwali!
|From this Diwali to the next, may our friendship grows fonder, gets more meaningful, experiences rocking parties and ventures into immeasurable joy trips!|
|During this festival of Diwali, may|
Goddess Lakshmi enters your home;
Goddess Durga gives you strength;
Goddess Saraswati bless you with knowledge;
And Goddess Kali destroy your enemies!
Have a blessed Diwali!
|Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?|
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents' place!