• Doctor: I've found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.<br/>
Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it? <br/>
Doctor: Every two hours!
    Doctor: I've found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.
    Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it?
    Doctor: Every two hours!
  • Doctor: Do you smoke?<br/>
Patient: Yes.<br/>
Doctor: Alcohol?<br/>
Patient: Yes, every day.<br/>
Doctor: Exercise?<br/>
Patient: Never.<br/>
Doctor: Women?<br/>
Patient: Plenty.<br/>
Doctor: Can we be friends?
    Doctor: Do you smoke?
    Patient: Yes.
    Doctor: Alcohol?
    Patient: Yes, every day.
    Doctor: Exercise?
    Patient: Never.
    Doctor: Women?
    Patient: Plenty.
    Doctor: Can we be friends?
  • After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.<br/>
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?<br/>
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.<br/>
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?<br/>
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
    After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.
    Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
    Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
    Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
    Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
  • Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing.<br/>
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
    Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing.
    Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
  • Doctor: Do you exercise?<br/>
Me: Yes, I'm a runner.<br/>
Doctor: What kind of a runner?<br/>
Me: I run from my problems!
    Doctor: Do you exercise?
    Me: Yes, I'm a runner.
    Doctor: What kind of a runner?
    Me: I run from my problems!
  • Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.<br/>
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?<br/>
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
    Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
    Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
    Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
  • If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
    If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
  • Dentist: This will hurt a little.<br/>
Patient: OK.<br/>
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
    Dentist: This will hurt a little.
    Patient: OK.
    Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
  • Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
    Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
  • Doctor: Hey, how are you?
Patient: I am good.<br/>
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
    Doctor: Hey, how are you? Patient: I am good.
    Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!