• A man woke up in hospital after an accident.<br/>
He shouted, `Doctor, I can't feel my legs!`<br/>
The Doctor replied, `I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!`
    A man woke up in hospital after an accident.
    He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
    The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!"
  • Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin:<br/>
My diagnosis.My treatment - 500<br/>
Your Differential diagnosis - 1000<br/>
Your google doubts - 1500<br/>
Your diagnosis. My treatment  - 2000<br/>
Your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
    Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin:
    My diagnosis.My treatment - 500
    Your Differential diagnosis - 1000
    Your google doubts - 1500
    Your diagnosis. My treatment - 2000
    Your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
  • Doctor: I've found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.<br/>
Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it? <br/>
Doctor: Every two hours!
    Doctor: I've found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.
    Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it?
    Doctor: Every two hours!
  • Doctor: Do you smoke?<br/>
Patient: Yes.<br/>
Doctor: Alcohol?<br/>
Patient: Yes, every day.<br/>
Doctor: Exercise?<br/>
Patient: Never.<br/>
Doctor: Women?<br/>
Patient: Plenty.<br/>
Doctor: Can we be friends?
    Doctor: Do you smoke?
    Patient: Yes.
    Doctor: Alcohol?
    Patient: Yes, every day.
    Doctor: Exercise?
    Patient: Never.
    Doctor: Women?
    Patient: Plenty.
    Doctor: Can we be friends?
  • After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.<br/>
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?<br/>
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.<br/>
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?<br/>
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
    After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.
    Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
    Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
    Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
    Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
  • Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing.<br/>
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
    Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing.
    Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
  • Doctor: Do you exercise?<br/>
Me: Yes, I'm a runner.<br/>
Doctor: What kind of a runner?<br/>
Me: I run from my problems!
    Doctor: Do you exercise?
    Me: Yes, I'm a runner.
    Doctor: What kind of a runner?
    Me: I run from my problems!
  • Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.<br/>
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?<br/>
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
    Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
    Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
    Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
  • If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
    If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
  • Dentist: This will hurt a little.<br/>
Patient: OK.<br/>
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
    Dentist: This will hurt a little.
    Patient: OK.
    Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!