• Doctor: Do you smoke?<br/>
Patient: Yes.<br/>
Doctor: Alcohol?<br/>
Patient: Yes, every day.<br/>
Doctor: Exercise?<br/>
Patient: Never.<br/>
Doctor: Women?<br/>
Patient: Plenty.<br/>
Doctor: Can we be friends?Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Do you smoke?
    Patient: Yes.
    Doctor: Alcohol?
    Patient: Yes, every day.
    Doctor: Exercise?
    Patient: Never.
    Doctor: Women?
    Patient: Plenty.
    Doctor: Can we be friends?
  • After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.<br/>
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?<br/>
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.<br/>
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?<br/>
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!Upload to Facebook
    After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.
    Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
    Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
    Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
    Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
  • Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing.<br/>
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing.
    Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
  • Doctor: Do you exercise?<br/>
Me: Yes, I'm a runner.<br/>
Doctor: What kind of a runner?<br/>
Me: I run from my problems!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Do you exercise?
    Me: Yes, I'm a runner.
    Doctor: What kind of a runner?
    Me: I run from my problems!
  • Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.<br/>
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?<br/>
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
    Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
    Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
  • If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!Upload to Facebook
    If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
  • Dentist: This will hurt a little.<br/>
Patient: OK.<br/>
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!Upload to Facebook
    Dentist: This will hurt a little.
    Patient: OK.
    Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
  • Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!Upload to Facebook
    Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
  • Doctor: Hey, how are you?
Patient: I am good.<br/>
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Hey, how are you? Patient: I am good.
    Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
  • Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?<br/>
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!Upload to Facebook
    Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
    Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
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