|Doctor: Do you smoke?|
Patient: Yes, every day.
Doctor: Can we be friends?
|After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.|
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
|Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing.|
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
|Doctor: Do you exercise?|
Me: Yes, I'm a runner.
Doctor: What kind of a runner?
Me: I run from my problems!
|Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.|
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
|If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!|
|Dentist: This will hurt a little.|
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
|Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!|
|Doctor: Hey, how are you?
Patient: I am good.|
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
|Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?|
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!