• Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.<br/>
Patient: And how much will it cost?<br/>
Dentist: It's 1500.<br/>
Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?<br/>
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
    Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
    Patient: And how much will it cost?
    Dentist: It's 1500.
    Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?
    Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
  • Doctor to patient: You are very sick.<br/>
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?<br/>
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!
    Doctor to patient: You are very sick.
    Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
    Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!
  • Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?<br/>
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!<br/>
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?<br/>
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!
    Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?
    Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!
    Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
    Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!
  • Doctor: I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?<br/>
Nurse: B positive.<br/>
Doctor: Okay. I don't think this patient is dying!
    Doctor: I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?
    Nurse: B positive.
    Doctor: Okay. I don't think this patient is dying!
  • A doctor calls up the Radio station:<br/>
Hi, I'd like you to play the song 'Tu Hai Ki Nahi' from the movie 'Roy'.<br/>
RJ: Nice choice, To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? 
Doctor: To my patient on ventilator!
    A doctor calls up the Radio station:
    Hi, I'd like you to play the song 'Tu Hai Ki Nahi' from the movie 'Roy'.
    RJ: Nice choice, To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? Doctor: To my patient on ventilator!
  • Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua!<br/>
Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao.<br/>
Patient: Usse Kya Hoga?<br/>
Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!
    Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua!
    Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao.
    Patient: Usse Kya Hoga?
    Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!
  • Santa took his dad for a routine check-up.<br />
Doctor: Your father is very healthy, he did live to be eighty.<br />
Santa: But he's eighty.<br />
Doctor: See? What did I tell you?
    Santa took his dad for a routine check-up.
    Doctor: Your father is very healthy, he did live to be eighty.
    Santa: But he's eighty.
    Doctor: See? What did I tell you?
  • Why are dentists always broke?
    Because they live from hand to mouth!
  • An apple a day... is almost a thousand rupees a month.
    Visiting a doctor is
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    a lot cheaper.
    Sp be practical!
  • Why is it that you wait 6 weeks for a doctor's appointment and then he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner"?
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