• Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
    Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
  • Doctor: Hey, how are you?
Patient: I am good.<br/>
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
    Doctor: Hey, how are you? Patient: I am good.
    Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
  • Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?<br/>
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
    Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
    Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
  • Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.<br/>
Patient: And how much will it cost?<br/>
Dentist: It's 1500.<br/>
Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?<br/>
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
    Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
    Patient: And how much will it cost?
    Dentist: It's 1500.
    Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?
    Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
  • Doctor to patient: You are very sick.<br/>
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?<br/>
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!
    Doctor to patient: You are very sick.
    Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
    Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!
  • Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?<br/>
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!<br/>
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?<br/>
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!
    Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?
    Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!
    Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
    Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!
  • Doctor: I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?<br/>
Nurse: B positive.<br/>
Doctor: Okay. I don't think this patient is dying!
    Doctor: I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?
    Nurse: B positive.
    Doctor: Okay. I don't think this patient is dying!
  • A doctor calls up the Radio station:<br/>
Hi, I'd like you to play the song 'Tu Hai Ki Nahi' from the movie 'Roy'.<br/>
RJ: Nice choice, To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? 
Doctor: To my patient on ventilator!
    A doctor calls up the Radio station:
    Hi, I'd like you to play the song 'Tu Hai Ki Nahi' from the movie 'Roy'.
    RJ: Nice choice, To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? Doctor: To my patient on ventilator!
  • Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua!<br/>
Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao.<br/>
Patient: Usse Kya Hoga?<br/>
Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!
    Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua!
    Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao.
    Patient: Usse Kya Hoga?
    Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!
  • Santa took his dad for a routine check-up.<br />
Doctor: Your father is very healthy, he did live to be eighty.<br />
Santa: But he's eighty.<br />
Doctor: See? What did I tell you?
    Santa took his dad for a routine check-up.
    Doctor: Your father is very healthy, he did live to be eighty.
    Santa: But he's eighty.
    Doctor: See? What did I tell you?