|Why are dentists always broke?|
Because they live from hand to mouth!
|An apple a day... is almost a thousand rupees a month.|
Visiting a doctor is
a lot cheaper.
Sp be practical!
|Why is it that you wait 6 weeks for a doctor's appointment and then he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner"?|
|Some doctors charge so much, they should be called Feesycians!|
|Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to Twitter.|
Patient: Sorry, I don't follow you.
|Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'can't stop stealing things.|
Doctor: Take these pills for a week and if they don't work, get me a 42-inch flat screen TV!
|Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.|
Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that.
|Doctor: You'll live to be 70.|
Patient: I am 70.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you?
|Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.|
Woman: So did my arthritis!
|Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.|
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!