• Why are dentists always broke?
    Because they live from hand to mouth!
  • An apple a day... is almost a thousand rupees a month.
    Visiting a doctor is
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    a lot cheaper.
    Sp be practical!
  • Why is it that you wait 6 weeks for a doctor's appointment and then he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner"?
  • Some doctors charge so much, they should be called Feesycians!
  • Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to Twitter.
    Patient: Sorry, I don't follow you.
  • Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'can't stop stealing things.
    Doctor: Take these pills for a week and if they don't work, get me a 42-inch flat screen TV!
  • Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing.
    Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that.
  • Doctor: You'll live to be 70.
    Patient: I am 70.
    Doctor: See, what did I tell you?
  • Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.
    Woman: So did my arthritis!
  • Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
    Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!