• My dentist makes the best false teeth. They're so lifelike, they even ache!
  • Patient: Doctor, what's good for excessive wind?
    Doctor: A kite.
  • Doctors after operation and students after exam both tell the same answer;
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    We tried our best;
    Can't say anything right now!
  • The doctor put a stethoscope to the patient's chest. The patient said, "Doctor how do I stand?"
    The doctor replied, "That's what puzzles me"!
  • The doctor said to patient, "I want you take your clothes off and stick your tongue out of the window."
    "What will that do?"
    "Not much. But I hate my neighbour!"
  • Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal!
    Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal!
  • Patient: I feel so sick I wish I could die.
    Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that!
  • Patient: How much longer do I have?
    Doctor: Ten...
    Patient: Ten What?
    Doctor: Nine
  • Doctor to patient, "Your case will enrich medical sciences".
    Patient: Oh dear! And I thought I'll just have to pay Rs. 10000!
  • Patient to Psychiatrist, "What is the difference between dream and reality?"
    Patient: The same between a girlfriend and a wife!
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