My dentist makes the best false teeth. They're so lifelike, they even ache! |
Patient: Doctor, what's good for excessive wind? Doctor: A kite. |
Doctors after operation and students after exam both tell the same answer; . . . We tried our best; Can't say anything right now! |
The doctor put a stethoscope to the patient's chest. The patient said, "Doctor how do I stand?" The doctor replied, "That's what puzzles me"! |
The doctor said to patient, "I want you take your clothes off and stick your tongue out of the window." "What will that do?" "Not much. But I hate my neighbour!" |
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal! |
Patient: I feel so sick I wish I could die. Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that! |
Patient: How much longer do I have? Doctor: Ten... Patient: Ten What? Doctor: Nine |
Doctor to patient, "Your case will enrich medical sciences". Patient: Oh dear! And I thought I'll just have to pay Rs. 10000! |
Patient to Psychiatrist, "What is the difference between dream and reality?" Patient: The same between a girlfriend and a wife! |