|Doctor: So you swallowed a clock two months ago, why didn't you come to me sooner? |
Patient: I didn't want to alarm you.
|Patient: I have spent 80 per cent of my life savings on doctors.|
Doctor: Why didn't you come to me earlier?
|A man to doctor, "Is there any medicine for long life?"|
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.
|My dentist makes the best false teeth. They're so lifelike, they even ache!|
|Patient: Doctor, what's good for excessive wind?|
Doctor: A kite.
|Doctors after operation and students after exam both tell the same answer;|
We tried our best;
Can't say anything right now!
|The doctor put a stethoscope to the patient's chest. The patient said, "Doctor how do I stand?"|
The doctor replied, "That's what puzzles me"!
|The doctor said to patient, "I want you take your clothes off and stick your tongue out of the window."|
"What will that do?"
"Not much. But I hate my neighbour!"
|Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal!|
|Patient: I feel so sick I wish I could die.|
Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that!