• The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
    The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
    ~ Arthur Schopenhauer
  • The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
    ~ Lewis Thomas
  • My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
    ~ Willie Nelson
  • God heals and the doctor takes the fees.
    God heals and the doctor takes the fees.
    ~ Benjamin Franklin
  • Most doctors are prisoners of their education and shackled by their profession.
    ~ Richard Diaz
  • Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.
    ~ Jodi Picoult
  • Each patient carries his own doctor inside him.
    ~ Norman Cousins
  • Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
    ~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
    ~ Jonathan Swift
  • Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
    ~ Napoleon Bonaparte
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