Education SMS

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A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!
A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!
Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.<br/>
But what about a failed student?<br/>
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Lots of Girlfriends!
Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.
But what about a failed student?
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Lots of Girlfriends!
A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?"
Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
S = Sleeping<br/>
T = Talking with friends<br/>
U = Unlimited Geri<br/>
D = Day Dreaming and<br/>
Y = Yawning!
S = Sleeping
T = Talking with friends
U = Unlimited Geri
D = Day Dreaming and
Y = Yawning!
Maths tells us saddest of love stories. 
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever. 
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet. 
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
Maths tells us saddest of love stories.
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
When someone says that 'Nothing can be more complicated than Love',<br/>
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!
When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.<br/>
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?<br/>
Two: Yup!<br/>
One: You must be sad na?<br/>
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Two: Yup!
One: You must be sad na?
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say:
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Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte, Bass Dua Karen!
Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.<br/>
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!

Quotes

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.

Trivia

Studies show that people who spend more time on the Internet are more likely to develop social problems and self-esteem issues.

Graffiti

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!