|Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten!|
|Congratulations on getting a bag full of marks in boards!|
|Your superlative result reiterates the fact about your great potential in achieving excellence!|
Congrats from all of us!
|Exams are bribes your college or school pays you to forget your dreams!|
|Exams are not your test to score marks, it's the test to apply your mind to answer crucial questions of life!|
May the luck be with you at all times!
|As a college student you' are either struggling academically, financially or spiritually. Or all 3!|
|3 things I learnt in school:|
Texting without looking,
Sleeping without getting caught,
And Team Work in Exams!
|Truth of School Life:|
A first bench student knows the answer of every problem but the last bench student knows how to face every problem!
|Stages of Semester:|
1. This time gonna score 95%
2. 75% Bhi Theek Hai
3. Attendance Hi 75% Ho Jaye
4. Bhagwaan Please Bas Iss Baar Pass Karwa Do
|Our education system prepares us more for a Quiz show than for everyday life!|