Education SMS

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A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?"
Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
S = Sleeping<br/>
T = Talking with friends<br/>
U = Unlimited Geri<br/>
D = Day Dreaming and<br/>
Y = Yawning!
S = Sleeping
T = Talking with friends
U = Unlimited Geri
D = Day Dreaming and
Y = Yawning!
Maths tells us saddest of love stories. 
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever. 
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet. 
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
Maths tells us saddest of love stories.
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
When someone says that 'Nothing can be more complicated than Love',<br/>
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!
When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.<br/>
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?<br/>
Two: Yup!<br/>
One: You must be sad na?<br/>
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Two: Yup!
One: You must be sad na?
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say:
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Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte, Bass Dua Karen!
Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.<br/>
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? 
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!

Quotes

The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence.

Trivia

Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan. She played the love interest of Big B in 'Adalat' (1976) and mother in 'Trishul' (1978).

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!