|The shortest relation in life is between 'Student and Books'.|
They get commited couple of days before exams;
And after exams - they break up!
School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory!
|School didn't teach me things like buying a house or raising a family but thank God I know that mitochondria's the powerhouse of a cell!|
|Exams: The fine art of stu(dying) or "Students Dying" of stress.|
~ JD Ghai
|What is a Teacher?|
Who teaches us how to make plain rice in class and expects from us to cook Biryani in exams!
|Truth of School Life:|
First bench doing job and last bench doing business.
A first bench student knows the answer of every problem;
But a last bench student knows how to face every problem!
|What is the true meaning of Study?|
S - Sleeping
T - Talking
U - Unlimited Messaging
D - Dreaming
Y - Yaani ke mast life
SO carry on with your study!
|There are two type of studies:|
1. Hard subjects which cannot be studied.
2. Easy subject that doesn't need to be studied!
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|I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them!|