• There are two type of subjects:<br/>

Hard subjects which cannot be studied;<br />
And easy ones that don't need to be studied!Upload to Facebook
    There are two type of subjects:
    Hard subjects which cannot be studied;
    And easy ones that don't need to be studied!
  • My brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again!Upload to Facebook
    My brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again!
  • Latest Blockbuster Releasing in March:<br />
Name: Final Exams<br />
Genre: Action and Drama<br />
Director: Paper Setter<br />
Producer: CBSE/ICSE<br />
Music: Pink Floyd (We don't need no education)<br />
Story: Teachers<br />
Hero: Students<br />
Villain: Marks<br />
Stunts: Parents<br />
Let's Pray for the success of this movie!Upload to Facebook
    Latest Blockbuster Releasing in March:
    Name: Final Exams
    Genre: Action and Drama
    Director: Paper Setter
    Producer: CBSE/ICSE
    Music: Pink Floyd (We don't need no education)
    Story: Teachers
    Hero: Students
    Villain: Marks
    Stunts: Parents
    Let's Pray for the success of this movie!
  • A message for all Graduates:<br/>
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!Upload to Facebook
    A message for all Graduates:
    A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
  • New generation:<br/>
Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;<br/>
Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;<br/>
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But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!Upload to Facebook
    New generation:
    Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;
    Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;
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    But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!
  • Life of a college student:
    Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi,
    Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi,
    Cell Hai - Balance Nahi,
    Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi,
    Exam Hai - Tension Nahi,
    Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
  • Dear Board of Education,<br/>

We're Bored of Education!<br/>

Sincerely,<br/>

StudentsUpload to Facebook
    Dear Board of Education,
    We're Bored of Education!
    Sincerely,
    Students
  • This life is too short even to get desired sleep.
    Then how do some students find time to study!
  • Teacher: Everyone write your lover's name on paper.
    After 5 seconds:
    Boys say: Likh Liya, Madam.
    After 10 minutes, girls say: Please extra sheet, M'am!
  • The roots of GOSSIP are found in our education system.
    For only 5 marks, we have been repeatedly asked objective type questions; and then
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    asked to explain it in detail!
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