Stu(dying)
Stu(died)
Coincidence? I think not!
Stu(died)
Coincidence? I think not!
Delhi University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%!
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
Things I didn't learn while in school:
How to:
Pay bills
Buy a house
Make both ends meet!
How to:
Pay bills
Buy a house
Make both ends meet!
If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!
Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies...
Just find that woman!
Just find that woman!
5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.
10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.
Who f**ked the calculations!
10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.
Who f**ked the calculations!
Dear Math,
You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!
Sincerely,
Students.
You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!
Sincerely,
Students.
US Dollar has increased to Rs 55;
Milk has increased to Rs 40;
And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
Thank God!
.
..
Passing Marks are still 35!
Milk has increased to Rs 40;
And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
Thank God!
.
..
Passing Marks are still 35!
Class rooms are like train
1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
Reserved For VIP
Middle two are 'General Compartment.
And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'
1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
Reserved For VIP
Middle two are 'General Compartment.
And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'
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