Education SMS

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A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best! 
Girl: All the best to you, too! 
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed. 
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!
Girl: All the best to you, too!
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
Me in class: I'll finish this at home.
Me at home: I'll finish this in class!
The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality. 
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading!
Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading!
Exam rules by Newton:

Half of what you read is waste;
Half of the rest you don't understand;
Half of what you understand you won't remember;
And the half of what you remember is never asked!
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20.
Same rules should be applied in exams!
Exams timing: Should be reduced to one hour.
Power play: No invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
Cheer leaders: To dance after every right answer written.
Strategic time-out: Time for students for discussion.
Super Over: Chance for students to form their own question!
Side effects of Exams:<br/>
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called. 
So he asked the waiter, 'Syllabus Lana, Zarra!'
Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"
1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!
Exams are like Girl Friends:<br/>
Too Many Questions.<br/>
Difficult to Understand.<br/>
More Explanation is Needed.<br/>
Result is always FAILURE!
Exams are like Girl Friends:
Too Many Questions.
Difficult to Understand.
More Explanation is Needed.
Result is always FAILURE!

Quotes

Love is a serious mental disease.

Trivia

When the moon is directly overhead, we weigh slightly less.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.