Education SMS

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Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.<br/>
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? 
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? 
NaBrO!
Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBrO!
Summer Vacation:
Most Important question facing the country today?
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Tere Bacchon ka Holiday Home Work ho Gya Kya?
<b>Student Service Announcement:</b><br/>
If class is not a place to sleep;<br/>
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Then home is not a place to study!
Student Service Announcement:
If class is not a place to sleep;
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Then home is not a place to study!
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, 'Who invented Steam Engine?'<br/>
Pappu: What Sir?<br/>
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.<br/>
<b>Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!</b>
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!
Teacher: Pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up? 
Pappu: A good professional Manager. 
Teacher: Good. But you must start working towards it. 
Pappu: Ma'm, I already have... by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies!
Teacher: Pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: A good professional Manager.
Teacher: Good. But you must start working towards it.
Pappu: Ma'm, I already have... by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.<br/>
Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.<br/>
Teacher: Why?<br/>
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!

Quotes

The happiness and peace attained by those satisfied by the nectar of spiritual tranquillity is not attained by greedy persons restlessly moving here and there.

Trivia

Interracial marriage was banned in South Africa from 1949 to 1985 (36 years) - It was banned in the U.S. from 1691-1967 (276 years).

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.