|2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;|
1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;
On the day of exam, they are the Authors!
|Exams are there, at the paper I continuously stare;|
The answer is nowhere, which makes us pull our hair;
The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair;
But just like the past all the years, I simply don't care!
|Unfortunately, our education system does not teach us teamwork.|
When we solve our exams in group discussion with others, they call it copying!
|It takes a lot of wood from trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.|
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
'SAY NO TO EXAMS'!
|I don't have bad handwriting... I have my own Font!|
|At a meeting of alumni at their alma-mater, a teacher asked the students, "Any sour experience related to school?"|
A student relied, "M'am, I met my wife in this school only!
|A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!|
|Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.|
But what about a failed student?
Lots of Girlfriends!
|S = Sleeping|
T = Talking with friends
U = Unlimited Geri
D = Day Dreaming and
Y = Yawning!
|Maths tells us saddest of love stories.|
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!