|There are two type of subjects:|
Hard subjects which cannot be studied;
And easy ones that don't need to be studied!
|My brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again!|
|Latest Blockbuster Releasing in March:|
Name: Final Exams
Genre: Action and Drama
Director: Paper Setter
Music: Pink Floyd (We don't need no education)
Let's Pray for the success of this movie!
|A message for all Graduates:|
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;
Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;
But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!
|Life of a college student:|
Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi,
Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi,
Cell Hai - Balance Nahi,
Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi,
Exam Hai - Tension Nahi,
Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
|Dear Board of Education,|
We're Bored of Education!
|This life is too short even to get desired sleep.|
Then how do some students find time to study!
|Teacher: Everyone write your lover's name on paper.|
After 5 seconds:
Boys say: Likh Liya, Madam.
After 10 minutes, girls say: Please extra sheet, M'am!
|The roots of GOSSIP are found in our education system.|
For only 5 marks, we have been repeatedly asked objective type questions; and then
asked to explain it in detail!