|If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!|
|Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies...|
Just find that woman!
|5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.|
10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.
Who f**ked the calculations!
You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!
|US Dollar has increased to Rs 55;|
Milk has increased to Rs 40;
And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
Passing Marks are still 35!
|Class rooms are like train|
1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
Reserved For VIP
Middle two are 'General Compartment.
And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'
|When your teacher says "GET OUT", it means you've won the argument!|
|US Dollar has increased to Rs 55|
One liter Milk has increased to Rs 39
Petrol has increased to Rs 72
Thank God! Passing marks are still 35!
|S.C.H.O.O.L. = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives|
|How to identify Students?|
3: Well Dressed