• If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!
    If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!
  • Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies...<br />
Just find that woman!
    Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies...
    Just find that woman!
  • 5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.<br />
10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.<br />
Who f**ked the calculations!
    5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.
    10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.
    Who f**ked the calculations!
  • Dear Math,<br />
You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Students.
    Dear Math,
    You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!
    Sincerely,
    Students.
  • US Dollar has increased to Rs 55;
    Milk has increased to Rs 40;
    And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
    Thank God!
    .
    ..
    Passing Marks are still 35!
  • Class rooms are like train
    1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
    Reserved For VIP
    Middle two are 'General Compartment.
    And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'
  • When your teacher says "GET OUT", it means you've won the argument!
  • US Dollar has increased to Rs 55
    One liter Milk has increased to Rs 39
    Petrol has increased to Rs 72
    .
    ..
    ...
    Thank God! Passing marks are still 35!
  • S.C.H.O.O.L. = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
    S.C.H.O.O.L. = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
  • How to identify Students?
    1: Stressed
    2: Depressed
    3: Well Dressed