• When did Maths get ruined?
    When the Satan said, "Put the alphabets in Maths".
  • School is a jail;<br />
Classes are the cells;<br />
Teachers are the security guards;<br />
And we are the prisoners.
    School is a jail;
    Classes are the cells;
    Teachers are the security guards;
    And we are the prisoners.
  • Newton's wife: How am I looking?
    Newton: tan c/sin c
    Wife: huh?
    Newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)1/sin C = 1/cos c = sec c
    Naughty Newton
  • It doesn't matter if I go to bed at 9:00 pm or 2:00 am. When I wake up early for school tomorrow, I'll be tired either way.
  • School is like riding a roller coaster.<br />
When it starts, you want it to stop;<br />
But when it stops, you want it to start again.
    School is like riding a roller coaster.
    When it starts, you want it to stop;
    But when it stops, you want it to start again.
  • S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.
    S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.
  • I don't hate school. <br />I just hate the teachers, homework, exams & waking up early morning.
    I don't hate school.
    I just hate the teachers, homework, exams & waking up early morning.
  • Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English!
    Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?
  • A boy was travelling in a bus. Suddenly, the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl & kissed her.
    Girl: What are you doing?
    Boy: MBA; and you?
    Girl (smilingly): B.Tech
    .
    ..
    ...
    Moral: Always think about studies. Keep calm & study hard.
  • Misery of a teacher:
    I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures. But I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it's working.