|When did Maths get ruined?|
When the Satan said, "Put the alphabets in Maths".
|School is a jail;|
Classes are the cells;
Teachers are the security guards;
And we are the prisoners.
|Newton's wife: How am I looking?|
Newton: tan c/sin c
Newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)1/sin C = 1/cos c = sec c
|It doesn't matter if I go to bed at 9:00 pm or 2:00 am. When I wake up early for school tomorrow, I'll be tired either way.|
|School is like riding a roller coaster.|
When it starts, you want it to stop;
But when it stops, you want it to start again.
|S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.|
|I don't hate school. |
I just hate the teachers, homework, exams & waking up early morning.
|Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English!|
Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?
A boy was travelling in a bus. Suddenly, the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl & kissed her.|
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: MBA; and you?
Girl (smilingly): B.Tech
Moral: Always think about studies. Keep calm & study hard.
|Misery of a teacher:|
I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures. But I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it's working.