|Are you an overdue book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you!|
|In an elephant's school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. One of the elephants says: 'Look guys, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!'|
|Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.|
|Most mathematicians don't realize, there's an easy way to round Pi. Just add an "e".|
|Biggest mystery of Maths:|
1000s of years passed;
Millions of theorems solved;
Crores of formulae invented;
But still X is unknown!
& XXX is well known!
|A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :|
"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".