• I hate Maths but I love counting money.
    I hate Maths but I love counting money.
  • Attitude during Board Exams:<br />
They gave me the questions which I didn't know;<br />
So I wrote the answers which they didn't know...
    Attitude during Board Exams:
    They gave me the questions which I didn't know;
    So I wrote the answers which they didn't know...
  • Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;<br />
But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
    Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;
    But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
  • I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest!
    I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest!
  • With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am!
    With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am!
  • H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
  • Are you an overdue book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you!
  • In an elephant's school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. One of the elephants says: 'Look guys, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!'
  • Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
  • Most mathematicians don't realize, there's an easy way to round Pi. Just add an "e".