• Are you an overdue book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you!
  • In an elephant's school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. One of the elephants says: 'Look guys, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!'
  • Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
  • Most mathematicians don't realize, there's an easy way to round Pi. Just add an "e".
  • Biggest mystery of Maths:
    1000s of years passed;
    Millions of theorems solved;
    Crores of formulae invented;
    But still X is unknown!
    & XXX is well known!
  • A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :
    "Re.10 for 1 mark"
    Paper was checked by Santa
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    He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
    "U got 28 marks, keep the balance".