|I hate Maths but I love counting money.|
|Attitude during Board Exams:|
They gave me the questions which I didn't know;
So I wrote the answers which they didn't know...
|Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;|
But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
|I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest!|
|With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am!|
|H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.|
|Are you an overdue book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you!|
|In an elephant's school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. One of the elephants says: 'Look guys, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!'|
|Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.|
|Most mathematicians don't realize, there's an easy way to round Pi. Just add an "e".|