• Biggest mystery of Maths:
    1000s of years passed;
    Millions of theorems solved;
    Crores of formulae invented;
    But still X is unknown!
    & XXX is well known!
  • A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :
    "Re.10 for 1 mark"
    Paper was checked by Santa
    He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
    "U got 28 marks, keep the balance".