|3 things I learnt in school:|
Texting without looking,
Sleeping without getting caught,
And Team Work in Exams!
|Truth of School Life:|
A first bench student knows the answer of every problem but the last bench student knows how to face every problem!
|Stages of Semester:|
1. This time gonna score 95%
2. 75% Bhi Theek Hai
3. Attendance Hi 75% Ho Jaye
4. Bhagwaan Please Bas Iss Baar Pass Karwa Do
|Our education system prepares us more for a Quiz show than for everyday life!|
|If 1 stone is enough to break a glass;|
1 sentence is enough to break a heart;
1 second is enough to fall in love then...
Why the hell 1 chapter is not enough to pass an exam?
|The shortest relation in life is between 'Student and Books'.|
They get commited couple of days before exams;
And after exams - they break up!
School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory!
|School didn't teach me things like buying a house or raising a family but thank God I know that mitochondria's the powerhouse of a cell!|
|Exams: The fine art of stu(dying) or "Students Dying" of stress.|
~ JD Ghai
|What is a Teacher?|
Who teaches us how to make plain rice in class and expects from us to cook Biryani in exams!