|What is a Teacher?|
Who teaches us how to make plain rice in class and expects from us to cook Biryani in exams!
|Truth of School Life:|
First bench doing job and last bench doing business.
A first bench student knows the answer of every problem;
But a last bench student knows how to face every problem!
|What is the true meaning of Study?|
S - Sleeping
T - Talking
U - Unlimited Messaging
D - Dreaming
Y - Yaani ke mast life
SO carry on with your study!
|There are two type of studies:|
1. Hard subjects which cannot be studied.
2. Easy subject that doesn't need to be studied!
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|I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them!|
|Every class has that one student who is loved by all the teachers;|
equally hated by all the students!
|There are two type of subjects:|
Hard subjects which cannot be studied;
And easy ones that don't need to be studied!
|My brain is like Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again!|
|Latest Blockbuster Releasing in March:|
Name: Final Exams
Genre: Action and Drama
Director: Paper Setter
Music: Pink Floyd (We don't need no education)
Let's Pray for the success of this movie!