|A message for all Graduates:|
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;
Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;
But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!
|Life of a college student:|
Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi,
Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi,
Cell Hai - Balance Nahi,
Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi,
Exam Hai - Tension Nahi,
Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
|Dear Board of Education,|
We're Bored of Education!
|This life is too short even to get desired sleep.|
Then how do some students find time to study!
|Teacher: Everyone write your lover's name on paper.|
After 5 seconds:
Boys say: Likh Liya, Madam.
After 10 minutes, girls say: Please extra sheet, M'am!
|The roots of GOSSIP are found in our education system.|
For only 5 marks, we have been repeatedly asked objective type questions; and then
asked to explain it in detail!
|2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;|
1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;
On the day of exam, they are the Authors!
|Exams are there, at the paper I continuously stare;|
The answer is nowhere, which makes us pull our hair;
The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair;
But just like the past all the years, I simply don't care!
|Unfortunately, our education system does not teach us teamwork.|
When we solve our exams in group discussion with others, they call it copying!