• When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.<br/>
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!Upload to Facebook
    When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
    And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
  • When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!Upload to Facebook
    When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
  • Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?<br />
NaBrO!Upload to Facebook
    Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
    NaBrO!
  • <b>Student Service Announcement:</b><br/>
If class is not a place to sleep;<br/>
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Then home is not a place to study!Upload to Facebook
    Student Service Announcement:
    If class is not a place to sleep;
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    Then home is not a place to study!
  • <b>Tit for Tat:</b><br />
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.<br/>
So I give them answers which they don't know!Upload to Facebook
    Tit for Tat:
    In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
    So I give them answers which they don't know!
  • <b>Murder of English:</b><br />
A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:<br />
<b>`Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!`</b>Upload to Facebook
    Murder of English:
    A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:
    "Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!"
  • A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!<br />
Girl: All the best to you, too!<br />
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.<br />
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!Upload to Facebook
    A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!
    Girl: All the best to you, too!
    The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.
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    Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
  • The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!Upload to Facebook
    The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
  • Me in class: I'll finish this at home.
    Me at home: I'll finish this in class!
  • The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!Upload to Facebook
    The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
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