• When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.<br/>
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
    When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
    And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
  • When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
    When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
  • Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?<br />
NaBrO!
    Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
    NaBrO!
  • <b>Student Service Announcement:</b><br/>
If class is not a place to sleep;<br/>
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Then home is not a place to study!
    Student Service Announcement:
    If class is not a place to sleep;
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    Then home is not a place to study!
  • <b>Tit for Tat:</b><br />
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.<br/>
So I give them answers which they don't know!
    Tit for Tat:
    In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
    So I give them answers which they don't know!
  • <b>Murder of English:</b><br />
A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:<br />
<b>`Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!`</b>
    Murder of English:
    A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:
    "Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!"
  • A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!<br />
Girl: All the best to you, too!<br />
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.<br />
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
    A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!
    Girl: All the best to you, too!
    The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.
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    Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
  • The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
    The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
  • Me in class: I'll finish this at home.
    Me at home: I'll finish this in class!
  • The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
    The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!
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