• Maths tells us saddest of love stories.<br />
Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.<br />
Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.<br />
Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
    Maths tells us saddest of love stories.
    Tangent lines - which had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
    Parallel lines - which were never meant to meet.
    Asymptotes - which can get closer and closer but will never be together!
  • When someone says that `Nothing can be more complicated than Love`,<br/>
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!
    When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than Love",
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  • Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.<br/>
One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?<br/>
Two: Yup!<br/>
One: You must be sad na?<br/>
two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
    Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation.
    One: Oh! Sorry yaar, I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
    Two: Yup!
    One: You must be sad na?
    two: No yaar... since we're commerce students, I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts!
  • Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
    Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they can't beat our teachers and textbooks!
  • When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.<br/>
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
    When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.
    And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
  • When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
    When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!
  • Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?<br />
NaBrO!
    Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
    NaBrO!
  • <b>Student Service Announcement:</b><br/>
If class is not a place to sleep;<br/>
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Then home is not a place to study!
    Student Service Announcement:
    If class is not a place to sleep;
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    Then home is not a place to study!
  • <b>Tit for Tat:</b><br />
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.<br/>
So I give them answers which they don't know!
    Tit for Tat:
    In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
    So I give them answers which they don't know!
  • <b>Murder of English:</b><br />
A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:<br />
<b>`Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!`</b>
    Murder of English:
    A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:
    "Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!"