|When I want to fall in love with my text books, my bed falls in love with me.|
And I believe that one should love the one who loves us!
|When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results, ask them about their salary!|
|Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?|
|Student Service Announcement:|
If class is not a place to sleep;
Then home is not a place to study!
|Tit for Tat:|
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.
So I give them answers which they don't know!
|Murder of English:|
A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:
"Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!"
|A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!|
Girl: All the best to you, too!
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.
Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
|The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!|
|Me in class: I'll finish this at home.|
Me at home: I'll finish this in class!
|The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!|