|Teachers call it cheating.|
We call it teamwork.
|A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.|
|Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge.|
Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs.
|Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.|
|Education should be exercise, it has become massage.|
|In exams, we|
Look up for inspiration;
Look down in desperation;
And left and right for information!
Coincidence? I think not!
|Delhi University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%!|
|The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.|
|Things I didn't learn while in school:|
Buy a house
Make both ends meet!