|Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!|
|I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!|
|Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.|
There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
|You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...|
is in love with me!
|A relationship works best when both people believe that you got better than what you deserve.|
Always value others!
|You don't lose friends, you lose undercover haters.
Real friends can never be lost!
|Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything, or to do anything in particular - but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported!|
|Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!|
|There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart!|
|Love is like a fart.|
If you have to force it, it's probably shit!