• Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!
    Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!
  • I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!
    I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!
  • Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.<br/>
There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
    Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.
    There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...<br/>
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is in love with me!
    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...
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    is in love with me!
  • A relationship works best when both people believe that you got better than what you deserve.
    Always value others!
  • You don't lose friends, you lose undercover haters.
    Real friends can never be lost!
  • Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything, or to do anything in particular - but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported!
    Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything, or to do anything in particular - but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported!
  • Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
    Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
  • There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart!
    There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart!
  • Love is like a fart.
    If you have to force it, it's probably shit!