• You may get a better companion in your life but you'll never get a better loving companion in your life.<br />
Please contemplate before rejecting my offer!
    You may get a better companion in your life but you'll never get a better loving companion in your life.
    Please contemplate before rejecting my offer!
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you!
  • You, my darling... have touched my heart in so many ways. On whichever way my heart travels, it always finds you at the end!
    You, my darling... have touched my heart in so many ways. On whichever way my heart travels, it always finds you at the end!
  • Friends: A relationship where you can act like complete idiots and still be happy about it!
    Friends: A relationship where you can act like complete idiots and still be happy about it!
  • Your eyes are soft and tender;
    As sweet as they can be.
    There is one thing you must remember;
    You are the one for me!
  • Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
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    ?
    ?
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    No?
    Quickly check your driving license!
  • In the time of high price of everything, a smile is still something affordable.<br/>
Stock and use lots of it as it has huge returns!
    In the time of high price of everything, a smile is still something affordable.
    Stock and use lots of it as it has huge returns!
  • Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?<br/>
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?<br/>
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!
    Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
    Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
    Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!
  • Every time my phone rings, I breathe in slowly and pray that it's you...<br/>
Calling to say - I miss you!
    Every time my phone rings, I breathe in slowly and pray that it's you...
    Calling to say - I miss you!
  • Hey friend,
    Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty.
    So the world needs you, after all!