• As we grow older together; as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you!
    As we grow older together; as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you!
  • I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,<br/>
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I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
    I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,
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    I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
  • Mark Zuckerberg got involved in a car accident with an M.P's son's car in Delhi. <br/>
MP's son angrily: Do you know who my father is?<br/>
Mark: Yes, his name is Jaspal Singh. He has 237 friends out of which 35 are women and your mother doesn't know 10 of them. Last month he went to Thailand and he...<br/>
MP's Son: Bas Kar Yaar Galti Meri Thi!
    Mark Zuckerberg got involved in a car accident with an M.P's son's car in Delhi.
    MP's son angrily: Do you know who my father is?
    Mark: Yes, his name is Jaspal Singh. He has 237 friends out of which 35 are women and your mother doesn't know 10 of them. Last month he went to Thailand and he...
    MP's Son: Bas Kar Yaar Galti Meri Thi!
  • After Zuckerberg testified today I hope congress doesn't break Facebook into pieces. I'd hate to log onto Nosebook or Earbook or Eyebook!
    After Zuckerberg testified today I hope congress doesn't break Facebook into pieces. I'd hate to log onto Nosebook or Earbook or Eyebook!
  • I love everybody.<br/>
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And others I would love to punch in the face!
    I love everybody.
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    And others I would love to punch in the face!
  • A perfect relationship isn't ever actually perfect. It's just one where both people never give up!
    A perfect relationship isn't ever actually perfect. It's just one where both people never give up!
  • As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones!
    As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones!
  • I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!
    I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!
  • We all need at least one friend who understands what we do not say!
    We all need at least one friend who understands what we do not say!
  • How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!
    How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!