• When you are mad at someone you love, be careful what you say because your mind gets angry but your heart still cares!
    When you are mad at someone you love, be careful what you say because your mind gets angry but your heart still cares!
  • What's the most embarrassing moment in one's life?<br/>
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When it's been 3 days and nobody has liked your Facebook status!
    What's the most embarrassing moment in one's life?
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    When it's been 3 days and nobody has liked your Facebook status!
  • What's the difference between your and my smile?<br/>
You smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy!
    What's the difference between your and my smile?
    You smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy!
  • The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing!
    The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing!
  • Ever look at someone and think, `Why has no one hit him with a shovel yet?`
    Ever look at someone and think, "Why has no one hit him with a shovel yet?"
  • A true friend is an angel sent by God;<br/>
He stands by your side through the good as well as the bad;<br/>
And loves you when you don't love yourself.<br/>
Dear friend, thanks for being my lifeline!
    A true friend is an angel sent by God;
    He stands by your side through the good as well as the bad;
    And loves you when you don't love yourself.
    Dear friend, thanks for being my lifeline!
  • As we grow older together; as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you!
    As we grow older together; as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you!
  • I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,<br/>
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I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
    I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,
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    I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
  • Mark Zuckerberg got involved in a car accident with an M.P's son's car in Delhi. <br/>
MP's son angrily: Do you know who my father is?<br/>
Mark: Yes, his name is Jaspal Singh. He has 237 friends out of which 35 are women and your mother doesn't know 10 of them. Last month he went to Thailand and he...<br/>
MP's Son: Bas Kar Yaar Galti Meri Thi!
    Mark Zuckerberg got involved in a car accident with an M.P's son's car in Delhi.
    MP's son angrily: Do you know who my father is?
    Mark: Yes, his name is Jaspal Singh. He has 237 friends out of which 35 are women and your mother doesn't know 10 of them. Last month he went to Thailand and he...
    MP's Son: Bas Kar Yaar Galti Meri Thi!
  • After Zuckerberg testified today I hope congress doesn't break Facebook into pieces. I'd hate to log onto Nosebook or Earbook or Eyebook!
    After Zuckerberg testified today I hope congress doesn't break Facebook into pieces. I'd hate to log onto Nosebook or Earbook or Eyebook!