• After so many years, now I'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on Facebook!
    After so many years, now I'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on Facebook!
  • I do not survive on nature's 5 essentials. I survive on your love!
    I do not survive on nature's 5 essentials. I survive on your love!
  • Do you work at McDonald's? Because I'm loving you!<br/>
#pickuplines
    Do you work at McDonald's? Because I'm loving you!
    #pickuplines
  • Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!
    Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain!
  • Never apologize for showing your feelings. Never regret, for being who you truly are. Love yourself more!
    Never apologize for showing your feelings. Never regret, for being who you truly are. Love yourself more!
  • A relationship is like a gadget.<br/>
If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you try to fix it!
    A relationship is like a gadget.
    If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you try to fix it!
  • There is always, always, always something to be thankful for.
    There is always, always, always something to be thankful for.
  • Best feeling ever is finally losing your attachment to somebody that isn't good for you!
    Best feeling ever is finally losing your attachment to somebody that isn't good for you!
  • The more I know people, the more I know why God created the middle finger!
    The more I know people, the more I know why God created the middle finger!
  • True Friends are those rare people, who come to find you in dark places, and lead you back to the light!
    True Friends are those rare people, who come to find you in dark places, and lead you back to the light!