• This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!
    This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!
  • You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!
    You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!
  • Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely!
    Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely!
  • Find arms that will hold you at your weakest, eyes that will see you at your ugliest, heart that will love you at your worst, if you have found it, you've found love!
    Find arms that will hold you at your weakest, eyes that will see you at your ugliest, heart that will love you at your worst, if you have found it, you've found love!
  • 
Each time I look at you, I just smile to myself and think, 'I certainly could not have done better'. You are perfect the way you are.<br/>
Love you Honey!
    Each time I look at you, I just smile to myself and think, 'I certainly could not have done better'. You are perfect the way you are.
    Love you Honey!
  • Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change!
    Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change!
  • Love is a promise that no matter how many thorns come your way, you'll always have a sweet smelling rose around you!
    Love is a promise that no matter how many thorns come your way, you'll always have a sweet smelling rose around you!
  • What is love?<br/>
In Math: An equation<br/>
In History: A War<br/>
In Chemistry: A reaction<br/>
In Art: A heart<br/>
In Me: It's just you!
    What is love?
    In Math: An equation
    In History: A War
    In Chemistry: A reaction
    In Art: A heart
    In Me: It's just you!
  • There exists a paradise where...<br/>
All wives are lovely and all husbands are loving, <br/>
All parents are respected and all children are angels,<br/>
All holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing,<br/>
All birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are rejoiced.<br/>
That place is called... Facebook!
    There exists a paradise where...
    All wives are lovely and all husbands are loving,
    All parents are respected and all children are angels,
    All holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing,
    All birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are rejoiced.
    That place is called... Facebook!
  • Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent and then I met my friends!
    Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent and then I met my friends!
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