Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed
Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!
Dear GIRLS,
To avoid so many Friend requests, kindly use only your own images on Facebook profiles!
To avoid so many Friend requests, kindly use only your own images on Facebook profiles!
Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in!
We have imaginary farms, cities and animals; we cook fake food; we poke people; and we even write on walls.
Isn't Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members, its patients?
Isn't Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members, its patients?
Facebook:
The only place in the world where one can be social in undergarments!
The only place in the world where one can be social in undergarments!
I am planning to change my name on Facebook to 'dis', so that when I 'Like' some 'Post' by stupid people, it shows as being DisLiked by me!
I add everyone I hate to my Facebook, so that I could send them Farmville notifications and poke them to death.
What's the most most embarrassing moment in a person's life?
When nobody likes your
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Facebook status!
When nobody likes your
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Facebook status!
There are 2 types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who get unbelievable amount of Likes and Comments;
And the other are
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MEN!
One who get unbelievable amount of Likes and Comments;
And the other are
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MEN!
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