Facebook SMS

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That moment - when your parents have more friends on Facebook than you!
You know you've won the argument on Facebook when they start correcting your grammar!
I've never met a group of people more worried about their PRIVACY than the people on Facebook who share EVERYTHING about themselves!
The most powerful force in the universe is SMS, FB and Whatsapp gossip!
Facebook, Twitter or Whatsapp ko toh log aise hi badnam karte hein,
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Asli taqleef to fake ID deti hai!
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in and out whenever you want!
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in and out whenever you want!
Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as true love, and then I remember my love for Facebook!
Yesterday, I wasted my time on Facebook... only Mark Zuckerburg liked it!
Now Mark Zuckerberg should take over Twitter to complete this WTF trilogy.
A Couple's life on Whatsapp and Facebook:

On Whatsapp:
Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: Pata Nahi, Dimaag Mat Khao!

On Facebook:
Wife: Dear, when will you be back? You're the best husband in the world. Miss you, please come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife in you. Honey, I'll be back soon!

Quotes

The cross of Christ shows us that God's love is of deepest descent... universal distribution and of eternal duration.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

There are two kinds of fools - one who give advice and the others who won't take it!