|Did you know?|
You can fly from any airport without announcing it on Facebook!
|Some people are so fake that they should have two Facebook accounts, one for each face!|
|It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!|
|I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I signed-up for facebook account, and I'm over it!|
|Now I'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on Facebook!|
|Many people do not know but you can actually watch a movie or go out without updating it on Facebook!|
|Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you!|
|I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.|
Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!
|When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago!|
|Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!|