Facebook SMS

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A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife?
7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine!
The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it... but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine!
Pehle Kehte Thay, Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye;
Abb Kehte Hein, Photo Like Honi Chahiye!
I've been hearing since my childhood: We are social animals.
But ever since I joined Social Media, I keep hearing - You're anti-social!
Dear Girls,
If you genuinely want men not to bother you with Facebook Friend requests,
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do not upload your Photoshopped photos or the ones with Makeup!
While making matches, FB renders great help to Indians. We know almost anyone's age or can deduce prospective match's age according to his Friend List or parents' age!
Facebook Fact:<br/>
Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect 'Likes and Comments'!
Facebook Fact:
Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect "Likes and Comments"!
Facebook Temporarily Down: 
There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it!
Facebook Temporarily Down:
There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it!
Dear Parents,
Just because we share the same last name doesn't mean we have to share everything as Facebook friends!
Varun Dhawan updated his FB after watching the opening World Cup match status:
Wow... 3 BRA - 1 CR.
Alia Bhatt commented
"OMG! Soo expensive..."
Then: Gharwali, Baharwali
Now: Facebookwali, Whatsappwali!

Quotes

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Trivia

Ashok Kumar was a lab assistant in Bombay Talkies before he became an actor in 1936.

Graffiti

Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself.