• You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook!
  • If it weren't for FB and Whatsapp, I would have been quite under-employed!
  • For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!
  • Single is not a status.
    It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!
  • Be very careful before posting... you may not like the comments!
    Be very careful before posting... you may not like the comments!
  • I don't hate even a single person on Friends' List.
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    I have blocked them all!
  • A friend in need is a friend indeed.<br />
Then why FB friends are averse to #candycrushsaga requests?
    A friend in need is a friend indeed.
    Then why FB friends are averse to #candycrushsaga requests?
  • Opinions are like Birthdays... everyone has one - and I only know yours because of Facebook!
  • It is down right gross when two people start a conversation on your Facebook Status!
  • Dear Female FB Friends,
    If we meet offline somewhere and you look nothing like your "Profile Picture", you're buying me drinks until you do!
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