|Facebook shall also have UnFamily option!|
|Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook!|
|What if I told you, we all have problems. It's just... some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook!|
|Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture!|
|Remember, when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them.|
Now, they put everything online and get mad when people don't read and like it!
|How to stop time: kiss. |
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to fear time: write.
How to waste time: Social Media!
|Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident!|
|Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.|
Friend 2: Kaise?
Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
|What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?|
When nobody likes your Facebook status!
|Those who read my messages are intelligent;|
Those who 'like' them are real genius;
Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';
And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"!