|Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you!|
|I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor.|
Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives!
|When Facebook shows a Facebook memory to you it is actually reminding you that how dumb were you a few years ago!|
|Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!|
|May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!|
|Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!|
|After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, "if you know this girl your childhood was awesome"!|
|My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!|
|Facebook is a nice place to find people who didn't invite you for their wedding!|
|Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.|
They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!