|How to stop time: kiss. |
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to fear time: write.
How to waste time: Social Media!
|Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident!|
|Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.|
Friend 2: Kaise?
Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
|What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?|
When nobody likes your Facebook status!
|Those who read my messages are intelligent;|
Those who 'like' them are real genius;
Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';
And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"!
|You can never really say "what's on your mind", when your family is on Facebook!|
|For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.|
|Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it. It always belongs to the ugly one!|
|Dear School Mates,|
Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school?
|Life is much like Facebook.|
People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them;
Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!