Facebook SMS

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Dear Female FB Friends,
If we meet offline somewhere and you look nothing like your "Profile Picture", you're buying me drinks until you do!
Couples date and singles update!
Couples date and singles update!
A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife?
7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine!
The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it... but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine!
Pehle Kehte Thay, Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye;
Abb Kehte Hein, Photo Like Honi Chahiye!
I've been hearing since my childhood: We are social animals.
But ever since I joined Social Media, I keep hearing - You're anti-social!
Dear Girls,
If you genuinely want men not to bother you with Facebook Friend requests,
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do not upload your Photoshopped photos or the ones with Makeup!
While making matches, FB renders great help to Indians. We know almost anyone's age or can deduce prospective match's age according to his Friend List or parents' age!
Facebook Fact:<br/>
Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect 'Likes and Comments'!
Facebook Fact:
Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect "Likes and Comments"!
Facebook Temporarily Down: 
There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it!
Facebook Temporarily Down:
There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it!
Dear Parents,
Just because we share the same last name doesn't mean we have to share everything as Facebook friends!

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