• Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!
    Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!
  • May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
    May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
  • Facebook's `People you may know` should be called, `People you definitely know and have been avoiding`!
    Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!
  • After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, `if you know this girl your childhood was awesome`!
    After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, "if you know this girl your childhood was awesome"!
  • My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!
    My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!
  • Facebook is a nice place to find people who didn't invite you for their wedding!
    Facebook is a nice place to find people who didn't invite you for their wedding!
  • Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.<br/>
They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!
    Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.
    They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!
  • FB Ke Naye 3 Bandar:

<br/>Bura Mat Like Karo
<br/>
Bura Mat Comment Karo
<br/>
Bura Mat Share Karo!
    FB Ke Naye 3 Bandar:
    Bura Mat Like Karo
    Bura Mat Comment Karo
    Bura Mat Share Karo!
  • Facebook Ka Messenger App Dahej Mein Aaye Saale Ki Tarh Hai<br/>
Aap Chaho Na Chaho Lekin Rakhna Padega..
    Facebook Ka Messenger App Dahej Mein Aaye Saale Ki Tarh Hai
    Aap Chaho Na Chaho Lekin Rakhna Padega..
  • Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others.<br/>
Someone: Bhai 750?<br/>
Facebook addict: Haan Bhai... Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!
    Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others.
    Someone: Bhai 750?
    Facebook addict: Haan Bhai... Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!
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