|Facebook is like my Mom... it keeps showing me who is getting married!|
|May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!|
|Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!|
|After 50 years someone will post Sunny Leone's photo on Facebook saying, "if you know this girl your childhood was awesome"!|
|My parents did not force me to study as much as Facebook forces me to install messenger!|
|Facebook is a nice place to find people who didn't invite you for their wedding!|
|Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.|
They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!
|FB Ke Naye 3 Bandar:
Bura Mat Like Karo
Bura Mat Comment Karo
Bura Mat Share Karo!
|Facebook Ka Messenger App Dahej Mein Aaye Saale Ki Tarh Hai|
Aap Chaho Na Chaho Lekin Rakhna Padega..
|Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others.|
Someone: Bhai 750?
Facebook addict: Haan Bhai... Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!