• Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident!
    Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident!
  • Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.<br /> 
Friend 2: Kaise?<br />
Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
    Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.
    Friend 2: Kaise?
    Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
  • What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
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    ..
    ...
    When nobody likes your Facebook status!
  • Those who read my messages are intelligent;<br />
Those who 'like' them are real genius;<br />
Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';<br />
And those who copy are my `Class Fellows`!
    Those who read my messages are intelligent;
    Those who 'like' them are real genius;
    Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';
    And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"!
  • You can never really say `what's on your mind`, when your family is on Facebook!
    You can never really say "what's on your mind", when your family is on Facebook!
  • For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.
    For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.
  • Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it. It always belongs to the ugly one!
    Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it. It always belongs to the ugly one!
  • Dear School Mates,<br/>

Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school?
    Dear School Mates,
    Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school?
  • Life is much like Facebook.<br/>

People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them;<br/>

Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!
    Life is much like Facebook.
    People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them;
    Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!
  • Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is `I can post that`!
    Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"!