|Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it. It always belongs to the ugly one!|
|Dear School Mates,|
Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school?
|Life is much like Facebook.|
People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them;
Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!
|Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"!|
|There must be some kind of filter that prevents normal people from liking my page!|
|I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"|
|You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook!|
|If it weren't for FB and Whatsapp, I would have been quite under-employed!|
|For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!|
|Single is not a status.|
It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!