|Hey there, stranger! You're hotter than a sunburn!|
|I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!|
|You're so sweet, there's a wanted poster of you at the candy store!|
|I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!|
|It is so obvious when people around us are flirting with one another, but it is impossible to tell when people are flirting with us!|
|Being polite is so rare these days that it is often confused with flirting!|
|If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you!|
|Please help the homeless.|
Take me home with you!
|Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection!|
|Cute Flirt: |
A Girlfriend is temporary but an ex-Girlfriend is for Lifetime!