• You must be someone from the future. Because I see my future with you. I'm glad to meet you at the present because we'll have a lot of time to know each other!
    You must be someone from the future. Because I see my future with you. I'm glad to meet you at the present because we'll have a lot of time to know each other!
  • Hey there, stranger! You're hotter than a sunburn!
    Hey there, stranger! You're hotter than a sunburn!
  • I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!
    I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!
  • You're so sweet, there's a wanted poster of you at the candy store!
    You're so sweet, there's a wanted poster of you at the candy store!
  • I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!
    I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!
  • It is so obvious when people around us are flirting with one another, but it is impossible to tell when people are flirting with us!
    It is so obvious when people around us are flirting with one another, but it is impossible to tell when people are flirting with us!
  • Being polite is so rare these days that it is often confused with flirting!
    Being polite is so rare these days that it is often confused with flirting!
  • If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you!
    If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you!
  • Please help the homeless.<br/> 
Take me home with you!
    Please help the homeless.
    Take me home with you!
  • Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection!
    Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection!