|No matter how happily married a woman may be, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not!|
|Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?|
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!
|Every time my phone rings, I breathe in slowly and pray that it's you...|
Calling to say - I miss you!
|The night was dark, the moon was high;|
I stopped my car, you wondered why?
I learnt so close, you felt shy.
I uttered those three words...
I... La... puncture!
|Youre not only my Candy, you're also my Crush;|
Whenever I see your Pic, it makes me blush!