• I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
  • Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
  • Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
  • Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
    Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
  • If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
  • Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
  • I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I'll give u two kisses to dream. I'll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
  • In da mornin I don't eat coz I think of u, at noon I don't eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don't eat coz I think of u, at night I don't sleep coz Im hungry
  • Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
  • One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
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