• I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!
    I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!
  • You don't lose friends, you lose undercover haters.
    Real friends can never be lost!
  • I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends!
    I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends!
  • Life Ki Har Ek Problem Ka Toll Free Number - Friend!
  • Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent and then I met my friends!
    Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent and then I met my friends!
  • Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!
    Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!
  • Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems just so you don't have to go through them alone!
    Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems just so you don't have to go through them alone!
  • I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn't talk with you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too!
    I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn't talk with you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too!
  • A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you. It's someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself!
    A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you. It's someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself!
  • Two things you will never have to chase. True friend and true love!
    Two things you will never have to chase. True friend and true love!