|I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!|
|You don't lose friends, you lose undercover haters.
Real friends can never be lost!
|I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends!|
|Life Ki Har Ek Problem Ka Toll Free Number - Friend!|
|Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent and then I met my friends!|
|Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!|
|Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems just so you don't have to go through them alone!|
|I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn't talk with you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too!|
|A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you. It's someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself!|
|Two things you will never have to chase. True friend and true love!|