• I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!
    I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!
  • Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it!
    Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it!
  • The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.<br/>
Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
    The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.
    Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
  • Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?<br/>
Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
    Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?
    Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
  • Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?<br/>
Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.<br/>
I don't know why she has blocked me!
    Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?
    Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.
    I don't know why she has blocked me!
  • I'm reading a horror story in Braille. <br/>
Something bad is about to happen...<br/> 
I can feel it!
    I'm reading a horror story in Braille.
    Something bad is about to happen...
    I can feel it!
  • The internet almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery!
    The internet almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery!
  • A lady posted on FB:<br/>
`My husband is take me tomorrow for soaping, what should I bye`.<br/>
Someone commented: Dictionary!
    A lady posted on FB:
    "My husband is take me tomorrow for soaping, what should I bye".
    Someone commented: Dictionary!
  • It's fine to say nine hundred or eleven hundred, but say ten hundred and you sound like a moron!
    It's fine to say nine hundred or eleven hundred, but say ten hundred and you sound like a moron!
  • Sitaron Se Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hain Abhi Ishq Ke Imtihan Aur Bhi Hain...<br/>
Here Ishq is either a CA or a medical student!
    Sitaron Se Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hain Abhi Ishq Ke Imtihan Aur Bhi Hain...
    Here Ishq is either a CA or a medical student!