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News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it! -
Have you ever realized that porn is just videos of people at their work! -
I'm making a fruit salad and the recipe says 'Pineapples - Five cubed'.
Now where on earth am I going to get 125 pineapples? -
Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?
It went over their heads! -
The best part about having big hips is closing doors to every appliance the house while I holding laundry baskets! -
Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store! -
There's a name for people who can't remember anything.
Those people are called parents! -
As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid! -
There is nothing more hostile than writing `Friendly Reminder` in the workplace! -
The look on my son's face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.
I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?"