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My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99! -
They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping! -
The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke! -
Mom: Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai!
Son: Maa Agar Dono Hi Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega! -
Whenever I see someone wearing sunglasses inside the mall, I want to help them...
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Poor people, have no one by their side to guide! -
On Messenger:
Me: Cant find my suitcas
Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.
Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?
Friend: Attach E! -
Which Bengali heroine's name is used by Punjabis to console their friends?
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Koena Mitra! -
Warning:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not! -
I just realized short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They're basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans! -
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencil confused him - 2B or not 2B!