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Domino's rearranging their alphabets from today...
Now it will be called Modino's! -
I'm a self-made man. And I have the mistakes to prove it! -
Children want to help you when they aren't old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don't want to help you! -
My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk.
It's like he's a little husband in training! -
Pro Tip:
In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave! -
So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time! -
It's crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days.
One blink and they've gone pasteurise! -
On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...
Ever since I have never believed In exit polls! -
Newage sign by Traffic Police:
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars! -
Message from a friend in China:
The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.
Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!