• When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:<br/>
Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.<br/>
Kidnapper connects the call.<br/>
Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!Upload to Facebook
    When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:
    Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.
    Kidnapper connects the call.
    Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!
  • What 2018 tells to 2017?<br/>
Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!<br/>
Wish you a wonderful 2018!Upload to Facebook
    What 2018 tells to 2017?
    Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!
    Wish you a wonderful 2018!
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!Upload to Facebook
    I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!
  • When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery.<br/>
I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!Upload to Facebook
    When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery.
    I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!
  • What did one plate say to the other?<br/>
Dinner's on me!Upload to Facebook
    What did one plate say to the other?
    Dinner's on me!
  • Social Media:<br/>
A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!Upload to Facebook
    Social Media:
    A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
  • I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.<br/>
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It's called beer!Upload to Facebook
    I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.
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    It's called beer!
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In January - I'll make good friends this year.<br/>
In December - Sab Bekaar Log Bhare Pade Hain Iss Duniya Mein!Upload to Facebook
    In January - I'll make good friends this year.
    In December - Sab Bekaar Log Bhare Pade Hain Iss Duniya Mein!
  • Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo in Convent School.<br/>
And same is with Bermuda, actually it is Kachcha, sent abroad for higher studies!Upload to Facebook
    Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo in Convent School.
    And same is with Bermuda, actually it is Kachcha, sent abroad for higher studies!
  • Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode.<br/>
Girl: Mom, Cellphone Se Shaadi Hoti Hai Kya?Upload to Facebook
    Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode.
    Girl: Mom, Cellphone Se Shaadi Hoti Hai Kya?
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