|Pro Tip: If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!|
|Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life. Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!|
|Girl: I don't want to marry Agni, I love Sakshi. Parents: No Problem Beta, Agni Ko Sakshi Maan Ke Shaadi Kar Lo!|
|Friend: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk.|
Me: Do you know what I did? I woke up and spent an hour just waking up!
|Heart: You should tell him how you feel.|
Brain: Don't you dare.
Alcohol: Message sent!
|I always want to drown my problems but my girlfriend knows how to swim!|
|Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, "You deserve better" Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!|
|Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?|
Guy 2: BSNL
Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?
Guy 2: Gaaliyan!
|I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday|
|Every morning is a continuous cycle of wow I can't wait to go to bed tonight!|