• My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.<br/>
Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
    My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.
    Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
  • They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!
    They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!
  • The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!
    The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!
  • Mom: Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai!<br/>
Son: Maa Agar Dono Hi Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega!
    Mom: Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai!
    Son: Maa Agar Dono Hi Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega!
  • Whenever I see someone wearing sunglasses inside the mall, I want to help them...<br/>
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Poor people, have no one by their side to guide!
    Whenever I see someone wearing sunglasses inside the mall, I want to help them...
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    Poor people, have no one by their side to guide!
  • On Messenger:<br/>
Me: Cant find my suitcas<br/>
Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.<br/>
Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?<br/>
Friend: Attach E!
    On Messenger:
    Me: Cant find my suitcas
    Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.
    Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?
    Friend: Attach E!
  • Which Bengali heroine's name is used by Punjabis to console their friends?<br/>
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Koena Mitra!
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  • Warning:<br/>
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
    Warning:
    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
  • I just realized short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They're basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans!
    I just realized short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They're basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans!
  • Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?<br/>
Pencil confused him - 2B or not 2B!
    Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
    Pencil confused him - 2B or not 2B!