|Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:|
1. All cannot be on top
2. As you rise so the risk
3. Ground level bears the maximum load
4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!
|Interviewer: What are your strengths?|
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
|Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!"|
I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life."
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
|Guys who message "I love you" to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write "I love you Pooja" on school/college washroom walls!|
|When I was a kid, I couldn't swear because adults were around. As an adult, I can't swear because kids are around!|
|Red Label Tea advertisement Punjabi version:|
Boy: Uncle Thodi Adrak Milegi, Mujhe Sardi Ho Gayi Hai.
Uncle: Oh Adrak Chadd, Puttar. Le Thodi Rum Pi Lai.
Boy: Oh Balle Uncle, Mazza Aa Geya!
|If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!|
|Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!|
|Two people you'll never be good enough for:|
1. Your ex
2. Your boss