• Pro Tip:
If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip: If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!
  • Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life.
Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: A research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink, takes 5 minutes of your life. Drinker: According to my calculation, I should have died in 1795!
  • Girl: I don't want to marry Agni, I love Sakshi.
Parents: No Problem Beta, Agni Ko Sakshi Maan Ke Shaadi Kar Lo!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I don't want to marry Agni, I love Sakshi. Parents: No Problem Beta, Agni Ko Sakshi Maan Ke Shaadi Kar Lo!
  • Friend: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk.<br/>
Me: Do you know what I did? I woke up and spent an hour just waking up!Upload to Facebook
    Friend: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk.
    Me: Do you know what I did? I woke up and spent an hour just waking up!
  • Heart: You should tell him how you feel.<br/>
Brain: Don't you dare.<br/>
Alcohol: Message sent!Upload to Facebook
    Heart: You should tell him how you feel.
    Brain: Don't you dare.
    Alcohol: Message sent!
  • I always want to drown my problems but my girlfriend knows how to swim!Upload to Facebook
    I always want to drown my problems but my girlfriend knows how to swim!
  • Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, `You deserve better` Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Jab Bhi Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hun Toh Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise, "You deserve better" Sunne Ke Liye Hi Paida Hua Hun!
  • Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?<br/>
Guy 2: BSNL<br/>
Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?<br/>
Guy 2: Gaaliyan!Upload to Facebook
    Guy 1: Tumne Net Kaun Sa Lagwaya Hua Hai?
    Guy 2: BSNL
    Guy 1: Monthly Kya Dete Ho?
    Guy 2: Gaaliyan!
  • I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterdayUpload to Facebook
    I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday
  • Every morning is a continuous cycle of wow I can't wait to go to bed tonight!Upload to Facebook
    Every morning is a continuous cycle of wow I can't wait to go to bed tonight!
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