|Ancient Egyptian Architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"|
Ancient Egyptian Builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point!"
|Doctor: Can we talk about your weight?|
Certainly. It was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs didn't break this time!
|I quit my job at the concrete plant.|
My job was getting harder & harder!
|I told my boss, `Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues.`|
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop!
|A boat builder is proudly showing his young son the family forest. He turns to him and says...|
Son, one day all this will be oars!
|I am not addicted to social media.|
I just use it when I have time.
Like, Lunch time, Dinner time, This time, That time, All the time!
|I had to apologize to my wife today and had to promise her that I'll not do anything again in her dreams that could upset her again!|
|Interviewer: What are your strengths?|
Boy: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: Okay, what are your weaknesses?
Boy: Those blue eyes of yours!
|Considering my precarious financial position, I need to maintain social distancing from my debit and credit cards too!|
|People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them!|