• I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery.<br/>
The odds are about the same!
    I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery.
    The odds are about the same!
  • I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent!
    I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent!
  • Conspiracy Theory:<br/>
Thunder happens only when it's raining.<br/>
My wife vacuums only when I'm sleeping!
    Conspiracy Theory:
    Thunder happens only when it's raining.
    My wife vacuums only when I'm sleeping!
  • You know that you're antisocial when you get annoyed at your phone ringing before you know who it is!
    You know that you're antisocial when you get annoyed at your phone ringing before you know who it is!
  • My doctor told me you are gaining a lot of weight. You should eat only radishes and carrots.<br/>
Now I am eating only... Gajar Ka Halwa and Mooli Ke Paranthe!
    My doctor told me you are gaining a lot of weight. You should eat only radishes and carrots.
    Now I am eating only... Gajar Ka Halwa and Mooli Ke Paranthe!
  • I have a feeling that the cure for Coronavirus is hidden somewhere inside my wife's purse. And that's why nobody is able to find it!
    I have a feeling that the cure for Coronavirus is hidden somewhere inside my wife's purse. And that's why nobody is able to find it!
  • Post Corona, romance novels might be something like this:<br/>
`Hands glistening with a sanitizer, he reached out and gently removed her mask. As he pressed closer against her, she felt a certain stiffness near his trouser pocket.<br/>
`Is that what I think it is?` she asked breathlessly.<br/>
`Yes,` he replied. `I brought my digital thermometer in case I need to take your temperature!`<br/>
Mills & Boons 2021 Edition!
    Post Corona, romance novels might be something like this:
    "Hands glistening with a sanitizer, he reached out and gently removed her mask. As he pressed closer against her, she felt a certain stiffness near his trouser pocket.
    "Is that what I think it is?" she asked breathlessly.
    "Yes," he replied. "I brought my digital thermometer in case I need to take your temperature!"
    Mills & Boons 2021 Edition!
  • You said you are really fast at math?<br/>
No one's faster than me.<br/>
What's 30X17?<br/>
36<br/>
That's not even close!<br/>
But it was fast!
    You said you are really fast at math?
    No one's faster than me.
    What's 30X17?
    36
    That's not even close!
    But it was fast!
  • Due to COVID-19, I will not shake hands or hug anymore, you may either kneel or bow to me!<br/>
#Covid-19
    Due to COVID-19, I will not shake hands or hug anymore, you may either kneel or bow to me!
    #Covid-19
  • My wife told me that I'm on social media for strangers' validation. I completely disagree.<br/>
Guys, what do you think?
    My wife told me that I'm on social media for strangers' validation. I completely disagree.
    Guys, what do you think?