• She asked for a bottle of still water.<br/>
I handed her sparkling.<br/>
She said, `I asked for still water, this is sparkling.`<br/>
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I said, `Yeah, but it's still water!`Upload to Facebook
    She asked for a bottle of still water.
    I handed her sparkling.
    She said, "I asked for still water, this is sparkling."
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    I said, "Yeah, but it's still water!"
  • An interesting line wrote on the back of a guy's T-shirt riding on a 2 wheeler:<br/>
`If you are able to read this it means my wife has fallen off... please inform me!`Upload to Facebook
    An interesting line wrote on the back of a guy's T-shirt riding on a 2 wheeler:
    `If you are able to read this it means my wife has fallen off... please inform me!`
  • Peter Ki Life Mein Bahut Problems Aayi,<br/>
Lekin In Sabko Peter Parkar Geya!Upload to Facebook
    Peter Ki Life Mein Bahut Problems Aayi,
    Lekin In Sabko Peter Parkar Geya!
  • Technically we all are time traveling to the future at the rate of 1 second per second!Upload to Facebook
    Technically we all are time traveling to the future at the rate of 1 second per second!
  • After you die, are you still a Human being or Human been?Upload to Facebook
    After you die, are you still a Human being or Human been?
  • I love online shopping it's like sending yourself gifts!Upload to Facebook
    I love online shopping it's like sending yourself gifts!
  • People who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people!Upload to Facebook
    People who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people!
  • I think I will age well because I have an amazing sense of Umar!Upload to Facebook
    I think I will age well because I have an amazing sense of Umar!
  • My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all!Upload to Facebook
    My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all!
  • Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions!Upload to Facebook
    Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions!
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