• Kids probably don't realise it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives!
    Kids probably don't realise it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives!
  • The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.<br/>
I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
    The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.
    I position mine to cover up my scorecard!
  • Yawns are just silent screams for coffee!
    Yawns are just silent screams for coffee!
  • I thought that pulling the shell off my racing snail would help it move faster.<br/>
If anything it became more sluggish!
    I thought that pulling the shell off my racing snail would help it move faster.
    If anything it became more sluggish!
  • Taxes are just a monthly subscription to live in a country!
    Taxes are just a monthly subscription to live in a country!
  • Your great grandchildren will probably do a history project on your social media posts.<br/>
So post wisely!
    Your great grandchildren will probably do a history project on your social media posts.
    So post wisely!
  • Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br/>
Patient: I go to the temple.<br/>
Doctor: Good... does it help?<br/>
Patient: No... I mix-up all the shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me!
    Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
    Patient: I go to the temple.
    Doctor: Good... does it help?
    Patient: No... I mix-up all the shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me!
  • Why was the broom late for work?<br/>
Because he overswept!
    Why was the broom late for work?
    Because he overswept!
  • I have a new phone charger but I also have a teenage son which means I somehow have an old charger and he has a new one!
    I have a new phone charger but I also have a teenage son which means I somehow have an old charger and he has a new one!
  • I love pressing F5 because it's so refreshing!
    I love pressing F5 because it's so refreshing!