|When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:|
Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.
Kidnapper connects the call.
Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!
|What 2018 tells to 2017?|
Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!
Wish you a wonderful 2018!
|I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!|
|When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery.|
I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!
|What did one plate say to the other?|
Dinner's on me!
A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
|I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.|
It's called beer!
In January - I'll make good friends this year.|
In December - Sab Bekaar Log Bhare Pade Hain Iss Duniya Mein!
|Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo in Convent School.|
And same is with Bermuda, actually it is Kachcha, sent abroad for higher studies!
|Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode.|
Girl: Mom, Cellphone Se Shaadi Hoti Hai Kya?