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Upload to Facebook Why don't actors stare out of the window in the morning?
Because if they did, they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon! -
Upload to Facebook A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
A graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" -
Upload to Facebook A skeleton walked into a bar and said,
"I'll have a Budweiser and a mop, please!" -
Upload to Facebook Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency! -
Upload to Facebook Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?
I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again! -
Upload to Facebook The CA of Leonardo da Vinci must have been called Leonardo da Munshi! -
Upload to Facebook A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.
When it came time to pay,
The skunk didn't have a scent;
The deer didn't have a buck;
So they put the meal on the duck's bill! -
Upload to Facebook Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever! -
Upload to Facebook When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+, I'll have:
A big Penthouse.
Ferrari & Lamborgini
Farm in the hills
Island in the Carribean
I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true.
I am 50+ -
Upload to Facebook Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty?
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