• News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO<br/>
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
    News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO
    But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
  • Have you ever realized that porn is just videos of people at their work!
    Have you ever realized that porn is just videos of people at their work!
  • I'm making a fruit salad and the recipe says 'Pineapples - Five cubed'.<br/>
Now where on earth am I going to get 125 pineapples?
    I'm making a fruit salad and the recipe says 'Pineapples - Five cubed'.
    Now where on earth am I going to get 125 pineapples?
  • Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?<br/>
It went over their heads!
    Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?
    It went over their heads!
  • The best part about having big hips is closing doors to every appliance the house while I holding laundry baskets!
    The best part about having big hips is closing doors to every appliance the house while I holding laundry baskets!
  • Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!
    Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!
  • There's a name for people who can't remember anything.<br/>
Those people are called parents!
    There's a name for people who can't remember anything.
    Those people are called parents!
  • As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid!
    As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid!
  • There is nothing more hostile than writing `Friendly Reminder` in the workplace!
    There is nothing more hostile than writing `Friendly Reminder` in the workplace!
  • The look on my son's face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.<BR/>

I said `You did say you wanted an ex-box?`
    The look on my son's face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.
    I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?"