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Kids probably don't realise it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives! -
The position of your hands is very important when playing golf.
I position mine to cover up my scorecard! -
Yawns are just silent screams for coffee! -
I thought that pulling the shell off my racing snail would help it move faster.
If anything it became more sluggish! -
Taxes are just a monthly subscription to live in a country! -
Your great grandchildren will probably do a history project on your social media posts.
So post wisely! -
Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
Patient: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good... does it help?
Patient: No... I mix-up all the shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me! -
Why was the broom late for work?
Because he overswept! -
I have a new phone charger but I also have a teenage son which means I somehow have an old charger and he has a new one! -
I love pressing F5 because it's so refreshing!