|Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "where are you feeling the pain?"|
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw!
|Don't judge people for drinking;|
Judge them for not drinking.
These ones are surely upto something!
|Why are they called "nude beaches"? It is the people who are nude, not the beaches!|
|Tsunami - T is silent|
Honest - H is silent
Island - S is silent
Queue - ueue is silent
|If I had the power to control time I would probably just use it to sleep more!|
|What kind of car does Jesus drive?|
|The early bird catches the worm.|
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
So sometimes it's ok to hit the snooze button!
|I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears. |
~ Charlie Chaplin
I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see I'm smoking.
~ Shahrukh Khan
I love walking in any season because petrol is now Rs. 84 per liter!
|Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party.|
Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!
|Mumbai on high alert:|
Meteorology department director and scientists were worried about impending cyclone hitting the city and wanted to find a suitable name for it before informing the public about it and precautions.
One assistant suggested: `Sir keep the name as 'Ache din' ..the cyclone will never come!