|News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO|
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
|Have you ever realized that porn is just videos of people at their work!|
|I'm making a fruit salad and the recipe says 'Pineapples - Five cubed'.|
Now where on earth am I going to get 125 pineapples?
|Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?|
It went over their heads!
|The best part about having big hips is closing doors to every appliance the house while I holding laundry baskets!|
|Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!|
|There's a name for people who can't remember anything.|
Those people are called parents!
|As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid!|
|There is nothing more hostile than writing `Friendly Reminder` in the workplace!|
|The look on my son's face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.|
I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?"