|I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!|
|Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it!|
|The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.|
Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
|Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?|
Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
|Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?|
Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.
I don't know why she has blocked me!
|I'm reading a horror story in Braille. |
Something bad is about to happen...
I can feel it!
|The internet almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery!|
|A lady posted on FB:|
"My husband is take me tomorrow for soaping, what should I bye".
Someone commented: Dictionary!
|It's fine to say nine hundred or eleven hundred, but say ten hundred and you sound like a moron!|
|Sitaron Se Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hain Abhi Ishq Ke Imtihan Aur Bhi Hain...|
Here Ishq is either a CA or a medical student!