3 words better than I Love?|
You look thin!
|Ate three bowls of alphabet soup earlier today. |
Just had the biggest vowel movement!
|Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions!|
|Accurate Description of Stock Market terminology: |
BSE: Bombay Se Exit
NSE: Nation Se Exit
F/O: Future Over
NIFTY: No Income For This Year
PE: Plunge Endless
EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
HNI: Has No Idea
PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam
& the winner of all...
SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently!
|What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? |
|What kind of car does a rich cow drive? |
|Meanwhile at the Gym: |
Trainer: Let's start abs today.
Girl: Abs, Biceps, Legs Sab Pata Hai Mujhe. Eyebrows Ki Exercise Bata!
|If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!|
|Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?|
Boy: Just tell them there are beautiful girls in the room!
|What do you call an acid with an attitude?|