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Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:
Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?
Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it! -
I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, "Have a good day son."
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?" -
If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar! -
When life knocks me down, instead of getting up I usually lay there and take a nap! -
Fake Friends:
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you! -
Co-worker: I can't find you on FB.
Me: I know I found you first and blocked you! -
People fall in love because of misunderstanding.
And break up, when they understand each other! -
I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet.
He gave me a run for my money! -
A good news for vegetarians:
The Government has decided to rename egg to 'Panchi Phal'! -
Everything released on November 08 turns out to be a flop.
#Demonetisation
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