• Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:<br/><br/>

1. All cannot be on top<br/>
2. As you rise so the risk<br/>
3. Ground level bears the maximum load<br/>
4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!Upload to Facebook
    Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:

    1. All cannot be on top
    2. As you rise so the risk
    3. Ground level bears the maximum load
    4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!
  • Interviewer: What are your strengths?<br/>
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.<br/>
Interviewer: How?<br/>
Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What are your strengths?
    Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
    Interviewer: How?
    Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
  • Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, `Your money or your life!`<br/>
I told him, `I am married... i.e. no money and no life.`<br/>
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!"
    I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life."
    We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
  • Guys who message `I love you` to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write `I love you Pooja` on school/college washroom walls!Upload to Facebook
    Guys who message "I love you" to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write "I love you Pooja" on school/college washroom walls!
  • Best Threesome:<br/>
Me<br/>
My Bed<br/>
My PillowUpload to Facebook
    Best Threesome:
    Me
    My Bed
    My Pillow
  • When I was a kid, I couldn't swear because adults were around. As an adult, I can't swear because kids are around!Upload to Facebook
    When I was a kid, I couldn't swear because adults were around. As an adult, I can't swear because kids are around!
  • Red Label Tea advertisement Punjabi version:<br/>

Ting Tong <br/>

Boy: Uncle Thodi Adrak Milegi, Mujhe Sardi Ho Gayi Hai.<br/>
Uncle: Oh Adrak Chadd, Puttar. Le Thodi Rum Pi Lai.<br/>
Boy: Oh Balle Uncle, Mazza Aa Geya!Upload to Facebook
    Red Label Tea advertisement Punjabi version:
    Ting Tong
    Boy: Uncle Thodi Adrak Milegi, Mujhe Sardi Ho Gayi Hai.
    Uncle: Oh Adrak Chadd, Puttar. Le Thodi Rum Pi Lai.
    Boy: Oh Balle Uncle, Mazza Aa Geya!
  • If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!Upload to Facebook
    If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!Upload to Facebook
    Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!
  • Two people you'll never be good enough for:<br/><br/>

1. Your ex<br/>
2. Your bossUpload to Facebook
    Two people you'll never be good enough for:

    1. Your ex
    2. Your boss
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