• 
3 words better than I Love?<br/>
You look thin!
    3 words better than I Love?
    You look thin!
  • Ate three bowls of alphabet soup earlier today.  <br/>
Just had the biggest vowel movement!
    Ate three bowls of alphabet soup earlier today.
    Just had the biggest vowel movement!
  • Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions!
    Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions!
  • Accurate Description of Stock Market terminology: <br/>

BSE: Bombay Se Exit <br/>
NSE: Nation Se Exit <br/>
F/O: Future Over <br/>
NIFTY: No Income For This Year <br/>
PE: Plunge Endless <br/>
EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again  <br/>
HNI: Has No Idea <br/>
PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam <br/>
& the winner of all... <br/>
SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently!
    Accurate Description of Stock Market terminology:
    BSE: Bombay Se Exit
    NSE: Nation Se Exit
    F/O: Future Over
    NIFTY: No Income For This Year
    PE: Plunge Endless
    EBITDA: Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
    HNI: Has No Idea
    PMS: Pre-Meditated Scam
    & the winner of all...
    SIP: Suicide by Investing Patiently!
  • What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?  <br/>
Oh, sheet!
    What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
    Oh, sheet!
  • What kind of car does a rich cow drive? <br/>
A cattlelac!
    What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
    A cattlelac!
  • Meanwhile at the Gym: <br/>
Trainer: Let's start abs today. <br/>
Girl: Abs, Biceps, Legs Sab Pata Hai Mujhe. Eyebrows Ki Exercise Bata!
    Meanwhile at the Gym:
    Trainer: Let's start abs today.
    Girl: Abs, Biceps, Legs Sab Pata Hai Mujhe. Eyebrows Ki Exercise Bata!
  • If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!
    If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!
  • Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?<br/>
Boy: Just tell them there are beautiful girls in the room!
    Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?
    Boy: Just tell them there are beautiful girls in the room!
  • What do you call an acid with an attitude?<br/>
A-mean-oh-acid!
    What do you call an acid with an attitude?
    A-mean-oh-acid!