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Ancient Egyptian Architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian Builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point!" -
Doctor: Can we talk about your weight?
Certainly. It was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs didn't break this time! -
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder! -
I told my boss, `Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues.`
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop! -
A boat builder is proudly showing his young son the family forest. He turns to him and says...
Son, one day all this will be oars! -
I am not addicted to social media.
I just use it when I have time.
Like, Lunch time, Dinner time, This time, That time, All the time! -
I had to apologize to my wife today and had to promise her that I'll not do anything again in her dreams that could upset her again! -
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Boy: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: Okay, what are your weaknesses?
Boy: Those blue eyes of yours! -
Considering my precarious financial position, I need to maintain social distancing from my debit and credit cards too! -
People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them!