• Domino's rearranging their alphabets from today...<br/>
Now it will be called Modino's!
    Domino's rearranging their alphabets from today...
    Now it will be called Modino's!
  • I'm a self-made man. And I have the mistakes to prove it!
    I'm a self-made man. And I have the mistakes to prove it!
  • Children want to help you when they aren't old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don't want to help you!
    Children want to help you when they aren't old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don't want to help you!
  • My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk. <br/>
It's like he's a little husband in training!
    My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk.
    It's like he's a little husband in training!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
    Pro Tip:
    In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
  • So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!
    So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!
  • It's crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days.<br/>
One blink and they've gone pasteurise!
    It's crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days.
    One blink and they've gone pasteurise!
  • On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...<br/>
Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
    On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...
    Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
  • Newage sign by Traffic Police:<br/>
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
    Newage sign by Traffic Police:
    Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
  • Message from a friend in China:<br/>
The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.<br/>
Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.<br/>
Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.<br/>
Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
    Message from a friend in China:
    The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.
    Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
    Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
    Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!