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I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery.
The odds are about the same! -
I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent! -
Conspiracy Theory:
Thunder happens only when it's raining.
My wife vacuums only when I'm sleeping! -
You know that you're antisocial when you get annoyed at your phone ringing before you know who it is! -
My doctor told me you are gaining a lot of weight. You should eat only radishes and carrots.
Now I am eating only... Gajar Ka Halwa and Mooli Ke Paranthe! -
I have a feeling that the cure for Coronavirus is hidden somewhere inside my wife's purse. And that's why nobody is able to find it! -
Post Corona, romance novels might be something like this:
"Hands glistening with a sanitizer, he reached out and gently removed her mask. As he pressed closer against her, she felt a certain stiffness near his trouser pocket.
"Is that what I think it is?" she asked breathlessly.
"Yes," he replied. "I brought my digital thermometer in case I need to take your temperature!"
Mills & Boons 2021 Edition! -
You said you are really fast at math?
No one's faster than me.
What's 30X17?
36
That's not even close!
But it was fast! -
Due to COVID-19, I will not shake hands or hug anymore, you may either kneel or bow to me!
#Covid-19 -
My wife told me that I'm on social media for strangers' validation. I completely disagree.
Guys, what do you think?