|Domino's rearranging their alphabets from today...|
Now it will be called Modino's!
|I'm a self-made man. And I have the mistakes to prove it!|
|Children want to help you when they aren't old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don't want to help you!|
|My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk. |
It's like he's a little husband in training!
In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
|So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!|
|It's crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days.|
One blink and they've gone pasteurise!
|On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...|
Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
|Newage sign by Traffic Police:|
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
|Message from a friend in China:|
The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.
Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!