• Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, `where are you feeling the pain?`<br/>
Me: Jaw Simran Jaw!
    Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "where are you feeling the pain?"
    Me: Jaw Simran Jaw!
  • Don't judge people for drinking;<br/>
Judge them for not drinking.<br/>
These ones are surely upto something!
    Don't judge people for drinking;
    Judge them for not drinking.
    These ones are surely upto something!
  • Why are they called `nude beaches`? It is the people who are nude, not the beaches!
    Why are they called "nude beaches"? It is the people who are nude, not the beaches!
  • Tsunami - T is silent<br/>
Honest - H is silent<br/>
Island - S is silent<br/>
Queue - ueue is silent
    Tsunami - T is silent
    Honest - H is silent
    Island - S is silent
    Queue - ueue is silent
  • If I had the power to control time I would probably just use it to sleep more!
    If I had the power to control time I would probably just use it to sleep more!
  • What kind of car does Jesus drive?<br/>
A Crystler!
    What kind of car does Jesus drive?
    A Crystler!
  • The early bird catches the worm.<br/>
But the second mouse gets the cheese.<br/>
So sometimes it's ok to hit the snooze button!
    The early bird catches the worm.
    But the second mouse gets the cheese.
    So sometimes it's ok to hit the snooze button!
  • I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears. <br/>
~ Charlie Chaplin<br/><br/>

I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see I'm smoking. <br/>
~ Shahrukh Khan<br/><br/>

I love walking in any season because petrol is now Rs. 84 per liter!
    I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
    ~ Charlie Chaplin

    I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see I'm smoking.
    ~ Shahrukh Khan

    I love walking in any season because petrol is now Rs. 84 per liter!
  • Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party.<br/>
Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!
    Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party.
    Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!
  • Mumbai on high alert:<br/>
Meteorology department director and scientists were worried about impending cyclone hitting the city and wanted to find a suitable name for it before informing the public about it and precautions. <br/>

One assistant suggested: `Sir keep the name as 'Ache din' ..the cyclone will never come!
    Mumbai on high alert:
    Meteorology department director and scientists were worried about impending cyclone hitting the city and wanted to find a suitable name for it before informing the public about it and precautions.
    One assistant suggested: `Sir keep the name as 'Ache din' ..the cyclone will never come!