• Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:<br/>
Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?<br/>
Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!
    Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:
    Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?
    Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!
  • I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, `Have a good day son.`<br/>
`Don't call me son,` I said. `You're not my dad.`<br/>
He scratched his head. `No, but I brought you up, didn't I?`
    I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, "Have a good day son."
    "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
    He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
  • If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called `Everybody` and they meet at the bar!
    If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar!
  • When life knocks me down, instead of getting up I usually lay there and take a nap!
    When life knocks me down, instead of getting up I usually lay there and take a nap!
  • Fake Friends:<br/>
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
    Fake Friends:
    Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
  • Co-worker: I can't find you on FB.<br/>
Me: I know I found you first and blocked you!
    Co-worker: I can't find you on FB.
    Me: I know I found you first and blocked you!
  • People fall in love because of misunderstanding.<br/>
And break up, when they understand each other!
    People fall in love because of misunderstanding.
    And break up, when they understand each other!
  • I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet.<br/>
He gave me a run for my money!
    I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet.
    He gave me a run for my money!
  • A good news for vegetarians:<br/>
The Government has decided to rename egg to 'Panchi Phal'!
    A good news for vegetarians:
    The Government has decided to rename egg to 'Panchi Phal'!
  • Everything released on November 08 turns out to be a flop.<br/>
#Demonetisation<br/>
#ThugsofHindostan
    Everything released on November 08 turns out to be a flop.
    #Demonetisation
    #ThugsofHindostan