• Why don't actors stare out of the window in the morning?<br/>
Because if they did, they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't actors stare out of the window in the morning?
    Because if they did, they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon!
  • A graduate with a science degree asks, `Why does it work?`<br/>
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, `How does it work?`<br/>
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, `How much will it cost?`<br/>
A graduate with an arts degree asks, `Do you want fries with that?`Upload to Facebook
    A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
    A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
    A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
    A graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
  • A skeleton walked into a bar and said,<br/>
`I'll have a Budweiser and a mop, please!`Upload to Facebook
    A skeleton walked into a bar and said,
    "I'll have a Budweiser and a mop, please!"
  • Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!Upload to Facebook
    Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?<br/>
I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again!Upload to Facebook
    Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?
    I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again!
  • The CA of Leonardo da Vinci must have been called Leonardo da Munshi!Upload to Facebook
    The CA of Leonardo da Vinci must have been called Leonardo da Munshi!
  • A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.<br/>
When it came time to pay,<br/>
The skunk didn't have a scent;<br/>
The deer didn't have a buck;<br/>
So they put the meal on the duck's bill!Upload to Facebook
    A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.
    When it came time to pay,
    The skunk didn't have a scent;
    The deer didn't have a buck;
    So they put the meal on the duck's bill!
  • Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!Upload to Facebook
    Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!
  • When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+,  I'll have:<br/>
A big Penthouse.<br/>
Ferrari & Lamborgini<br/>
Farm in the hills<br/>
Island in the Carribean<br/>
I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true.<br/>
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 I am  50+Upload to Facebook
    When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+, I'll have:
    A big Penthouse.
    Ferrari & Lamborgini
    Farm in the hills
    Island in the Carribean
    I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true.












    I am 50+
  • Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty?<br/>
#DiwaliSafaiUpload to Facebook
    Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty?
    #DiwaliSafai
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