• On average it takes 6 minutes for a person to fall asleep.<br/>
And 1 minute if you're studying for exams!
    On average it takes 6 minutes for a person to fall asleep.
    And 1 minute if you're studying for exams!
  • Patient: Doctor Sahab Meri Kidney Kyon Nikaal Li?<br/>
Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Mein Stone Tha Isliye.<br/>
Patient: Toh Stone Nikalna Tha Na.<br/>
Doctor: Stone Ka Hum Kya Karenge?
    Patient: Doctor Sahab Meri Kidney Kyon Nikaal Li?
    Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Mein Stone Tha Isliye.
    Patient: Toh Stone Nikalna Tha Na.
    Doctor: Stone Ka Hum Kya Karenge?
  • Rates for this festival season:<br/>
Laddu: Rs.400/kg<br/>
Jalebi: Rs.600/kg<br/>
Kaju Barfi: Rs.800/kg<br/>
Chocolate: Rs.1,000/kg<br/>
Weight Loss: Rs.10,000/kg<br/>
So Enjoy Responsibly!
    Rates for this festival season:
    Laddu: Rs.400/kg
    Jalebi: Rs.600/kg
    Kaju Barfi: Rs.800/kg
    Chocolate: Rs.1,000/kg
    Weight Loss: Rs.10,000/kg
    So Enjoy Responsibly!
  • I hope I die while doing something dangerous. Like climbing Mount Everest or...<br/>
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telling my wife that she has put on some weight!
    I hope I die while doing something dangerous. Like climbing Mount Everest or...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    telling my wife that she has put on some weight!
  • I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.<br/>
Please don't buy it!
    I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.
    Please don't buy it!
  • Abhijit Banerjee got Nobel prize day before yesterday. His 1st wife was a Bengali, 2nd wife is a French.<br/>
Amartya Sen got a Nobel prize earlier. His 1st wife was a Bengali too and the 2nd wife is Swedish.<br/>
Very much inspiring. Last night, after having 2 pegs I decided to discuss my possibilities of getting a Nobel prize with my wife.<br/>
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The outcome, will discuss some other day!
    Abhijit Banerjee got Nobel prize day before yesterday. His 1st wife was a Bengali, 2nd wife is a French.
    Amartya Sen got a Nobel prize earlier. His 1st wife was a Bengali too and the 2nd wife is Swedish.
    Very much inspiring. Last night, after having 2 pegs I decided to discuss my possibilities of getting a Nobel prize with my wife.

    The outcome, will discuss some other day!
  • The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, `Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?` Just say, `Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?`
    The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, "Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?" Just say, "Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?"
  • According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... `Sunte Ho` can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly!
    According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... "Sunte Ho" can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly!
  • Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!<br/>
~ Mukesh Ambani<br/>
#HoaxNews
    Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!
    ~ Mukesh Ambani
    #HoaxNews
  • Scientists and their Theories:<br/>

1. Einstein: Relativity Theory<br/>

2. Darwin: Evolution Theory<br/>

3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory<br/>

4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory<br/>

5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory<br/>

6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory<br/>

Which is your favourite theory?
    Scientists and their Theories:
    1. Einstein: Relativity Theory
    2. Darwin: Evolution Theory
    3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory
    4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory
    5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory
    6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory
    Which is your favourite theory?