• An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!Upload to Facebook
    An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!
  • Son: Isn't it time we stopped with the lame dad jokes? I'm 33 years old.<br />
Dad: Hi 33 years old. I'm dad!Upload to Facebook
    Son: Isn't it time we stopped with the lame dad jokes? I'm 33 years old.
    Dad: Hi 33 years old. I'm dad!
  • Wanna talk about Sodium?
    Na

    Nitric Oxide?
    NO

    Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
    OMg PISS OFF

    Potassium?
    K
  • Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?<br />
Candidate: IIN<br />
Interviewer: Where is your degree?<br />
Candidate: Here's the Postpaid Bill!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?
    Candidate: IIN
    Interviewer: Where is your degree?
    Candidate: Here's the Postpaid Bill!
  • Alternate Suicide Options:
    1. Tell a Woman - She looks fat
    2. Argue with Arnab Goswami
    3. Join Congress!
  • What do you call when Alia and Rahul are standing far from each other?
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    JOKES APART...
  • How to know if you have achieved Inner Peace?<br/>

STEP 1: Sit in front of a computer which has a 128Mb Ram and a very low processor speed.<br/>
STEP 2: Use a BSNL broadband Connection.<br/>
STEP 3: Open Browser to book a ticket on IRCTC for Tatkal.<br/>
If you can do that without getting irritated, You've achieved Inner Peace!Upload to Facebook
    How to know if you have achieved Inner Peace?
    STEP 1: Sit in front of a computer which has a 128Mb Ram and a very low processor speed.
    STEP 2: Use a BSNL broadband Connection.
    STEP 3: Open Browser to book a ticket on IRCTC for Tatkal.
    If you can do that without getting irritated, You've achieved Inner Peace!
  • Our phones are actually very smart. We are feeding their batteries 24/7Upload to Facebook
    Our phones are actually very smart. We are feeding their batteries 24/7
  • Blessed are the constipated for they don't give a shit!Upload to Facebook
    Blessed are the constipated for they don't give a shit!
  • Lord, let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday, as I am on a Friday!Upload to Facebook
    Lord, let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday, as I am on a Friday!
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