• In only his 1st Test as Captain, Virat Kohli picked up all Sharmas.
    Rohit Sharma
    Karn Sharma
    Ishant Sharma
    Because of Anushka Sharma.
    Kyunki Saari Khudai Ek Taraf, Zoru Ke Bhai Ek Taraf!
  • Follow your dream - unless it's that one when you turn up at work without any clothes on!
  • Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!
    Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!
  • You never appreciate what you have till its gone.
Toilet paper is a good example!
    You never appreciate what you have till its gone. Toilet paper is a good example!
  • Kiss is the key of love;<br/>
Love is the key of marriage;<br/>
Marriage is the box of children;<br/>
Children are the problem of India.<br/>
So stop kissing and save India!
    Kiss is the key of love;
    Love is the key of marriage;
    Marriage is the box of children;
    Children are the problem of India.
    So stop kissing and save India!
  • The average person farts 14 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something!
  • It's been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
  • Johnny who had been used to receiving his old brother's old toys and clothes remarked: Ma, will I have to marry his widow when he dies?
  • Great calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
    So what do the rest have?
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    They have girl friends!
  • At a multiplex:
    Customer: One veg burger please.
    Attendant: Sir, do you want me to vomit?
    Customer: What?
    Attendant: Shall I vomit, Sir?
    6 seconds of long pause.
    Customer: Oh ya ya, please warm it!
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