|"BHARAT BANDH" on 21st August 2019 (Tomorrow).|
All schools, colleges, offices and markets shall remain closed. Please inform all your friends, relatives, acquaintances & the Govt of India.
Reason: Mera Mood Off Hai!
|I lose track of how many times per day I want to turn and say,|
"you can't seriously be that stupid"!
|Army Officer to Sarpanch: What the hell is going on? You said your village population is 500. We have rescued 1000 people from the flood by Helicopter so far, there are more to be rescued. How?|
Sarpanch: Sir, they keep swimming back here, again and again, for the free Helicopter ride. Even I have jumped twice!
|Who says men can't multitask?|
They can disappoint their my wife, parents and children at the same time!
|If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!|
|Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb.|
It's a parting gift!
|Define Virtual Adaptation:|
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot!
Let's congratulate the bride and groom.
Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi!
|Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state.|
Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection!
|My parents: I work hard so my kids don't have to.|
Also my parents: These kids don't work for shit!