• Earlier: I can write with both my hands.<br/>
Now: I can type with my single hand!
    Earlier: I can write with both my hands.
    Now: I can type with my single hand!
  • After Failure:<br/>
Other countries - Tragedy & trials come to everybody. It is the difficulty that is going to prepare you. Keep on going.<br/>
India - Subah Se Lekar Shaam Tak Phone Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai, Isko Todega Tabhi Kuch Kar Payega!
    After Failure:
    Other countries - Tragedy & trials come to everybody. It is the difficulty that is going to prepare you. Keep on going.
    India - Subah Se Lekar Shaam Tak Phone Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai, Isko Todega Tabhi Kuch Kar Payega!
  • Interviewer: Are you an extrovert or introvert?<br/>
Guy: Depends on the date.<br/>
Interviewer: How?<br/>
Guy: Jab Month Start Hota Hai Toh Main Extrovert Hota Hun Because I can afford to go out, and Month End Tak Aate Aate Introvert Because Mann Nahi Hai Kyonki Paise Nahi Hain!
    Interviewer: Are you an extrovert or introvert?
    Guy: Depends on the date.
    Interviewer: How?
    Guy: Jab Month Start Hota Hai Toh Main Extrovert Hota Hun Because I can afford to go out, and Month End Tak Aate Aate Introvert Because Mann Nahi Hai Kyonki Paise Nahi Hain!
  • It's a good thing farts aren't contagious like yawns. That would be bad!
    It's a good thing farts aren't contagious like yawns. That would be bad!
  • I am a perfect man without a single flaw. At least on my resume!
    I am a perfect man without a single flaw. At least on my resume!
  • For a procrastinator, deadlines are both the most stressful, and the most helpful thing in life!
    For a procrastinator, deadlines are both the most stressful, and the most helpful thing in life!
  • Who says that this generation doesn't read.<br/>
People today actually do more reading than any other generation in human history, thanks to phones and the internet!
    Who says that this generation doesn't read.
    People today actually do more reading than any other generation in human history, thanks to phones and the internet!
  • Even Dosa is set but I am still single!
    Even Dosa is set but I am still single!
  • Question: Who is Arnab Goswami?<br/>
Malayalee: News Anger!
    Question: Who is Arnab Goswami?
    Malayalee: News Anger!
  • I asked my Indian friend what is lady finger called in Hindi but Usko Bhindi Nahi Aati Thi!
    I asked my Indian friend what is lady finger called in Hindi but Usko Bhindi Nahi Aati Thi!