|When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, your first prayer is: "Lord, please let that be my leg!"|
|An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.|
"Is there anything breakable in this package, M'am?"
"Only the Ten Commandments", she replied tersely!
|Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers?|
Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent!
|Apple iPhone6 is available in India for approx Rs.65k.|
Other great option:
Bangkok return ticket: 18k
2 Nights Hotel Stay: 10k
Come back to India and buy any Xiaomi mi3, MOTO G, Asus Zenfone 5, Micromax Nitro, Sony C, Nokia 720 or Oppo.
You still have 2-3k left for 2 bottles of Jack Daniels at the Duty Free!
|One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.|
Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.
He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!