• You are a Punjabi if your day starts with Green Tea & Oats and it ends with Butter Naan with Butter Chicken!Upload to Facebook
    You are a Punjabi if your day starts with Green Tea & Oats and it ends with Butter Naan with Butter Chicken!
  • Sometimes I wonder if Mobile Phone's front cameras are magnets which pull women's lips towards itself!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wonder if Mobile Phone's front cameras are magnets which pull women's lips towards itself!
  • Went to Salon:<br/>
Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo?<br/>
Me: OK<br/>
Stylist: Massage?<br/>
Me: OK <br/>
Stylist: Facial?<br/>
Me: OK<br/>
Stylist: Tanning Pack?<br/>
Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb!Upload to Facebook
    Went to Salon:
    Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo?
    Me: OK
    Stylist: Massage?
    Me: OK
    Stylist: Facial?
    Me: OK
    Stylist: Tanning Pack?
    Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!
  • Yesterday I realized that saying `oh my gosh, you're getting so big!` is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old but not so much to an ex-girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday I realized that saying "oh my gosh, you're getting so big!" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old but not so much to an ex-girlfriend!
  • Feeling stressed out?<br/>
Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever is bugging you!Upload to Facebook
    Feeling stressed out?
    Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever is bugging you!
  • Sometimes when I have more than Rs. 500 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes when I have more than Rs. 500 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay!
  • MBA after engineering is as important as Barsi after death.<br/>
It doesn't make much sense, but the society feels good about you!Upload to Facebook
    MBA after engineering is as important as Barsi after death.
    It doesn't make much sense, but the society feels good about you!
  • Going to jail for attempted murder is going to jail for failure!Upload to Facebook
    Going to jail for attempted murder is going to jail for failure!
  • There is not a more terrifying moment in life than when the toilet doesn't flush at someone else's house!Upload to Facebook
    There is not a more terrifying moment in life than when the toilet doesn't flush at someone else's house!
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