• So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realised your true importance in the Company?<br/>

Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!Upload to Facebook
    So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realised your true importance in the Company?
    Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!
  • Hire a consultant - have someone else to blame it all on!Upload to Facebook
    Hire a consultant - have someone else to blame it all on!
  • How do you know the sex of a chromosome?<br/>
You take the genes off!Upload to Facebook
    How do you know the sex of a chromosome?
    You take the genes off!
  • Only 10 percent of the girlfriends become wives, the rest become...
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    Passwords!
  • The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!Upload to Facebook
    The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
  • Five things that make Indians happy:<br />

1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free<br />
2. Flat 50% off<br />
3. Tatkal ticket confirmation<br />
4. Winning cricket match<br />
5. Wife not at home
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    Five things that make Indians happy:
    1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free
    2. Flat 50% off
    3. Tatkal ticket confirmation
    4. Winning cricket match
    5. Wife not at home
  • Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage -
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    with his Family!
  • A little boy who had been used to receiving his elder brother's old toys and clothes recently remarked:<br />
`Ma, will I have to marry his widow when he dies?`Upload to Facebook
    A little boy who had been used to receiving his elder brother's old toys and clothes recently remarked:
    "Ma, will I have to marry his widow when he dies?"
  • In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.<br />
Now in 2014, Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy IDBI bank.<br />
Moral: Nothing is impossible!<br /><br />

In 2015, SBI bank rejected loan for me.<br />
But, in 2016, I am planing to apply loan again. Because it is govt. bank, I can't buy.<br />
Moral: There is a limit for everything!Upload to Facebook
    In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.
    Now in 2014, Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy IDBI bank.
    Moral: Nothing is impossible!

    In 2015, SBI bank rejected loan for me.
    But, in 2016, I am planing to apply loan again. Because it is govt. bank, I can't buy.
    Moral: There is a limit for everything!
  • Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?<br/>
It doesn't need cleaning!Upload to Facebook
    Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
    It doesn't need cleaning!
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