|If your wife is in a bad mood even after talking to her mother for hours then beware, it is a 'Serious Problem'!|
|Mom: Where are you going?|
Me: Today is Valentine's Day, hope you know.
Me: Toh Bas, Couples Pe Lathi Charge Karne Ja Raha Hun!
|I hate when I'm about to hug someone really awesome, and my face hits the mirror!|
|Two types of people who can't sleep early at night: |
1. Those who are in love
2. Those who have good internet connection
|Relationship status for married men:|
Dhobi Ka Kutta - Na Ex Ka... Na Next Ka!
|My parents always say it's their house, but when it's time to clean it, magically it becomes my house, too!|
|Oh... I didn't tell you. Then it must be none of your business.|
|It's so hard to lose weight as an Indian... because the food we eat has more oil than Saudi Arabia!|
|14 Feb Ko Khajoor Khaiye.|
At least, the next day you can say -
I had a 'Date' this Valentine!
|Time table for February month is listed below..|
Enjoy the loveable month and have fun:
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Hug Day
13 Feb Kiss Day
14 Feb Valentine Day.
15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day!