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Alarm Clock:
A small tabletop device used to wake up people who don't have children!
I cried that I had no shoes, until I saw the man who stole it. Then he cried!
I love how people say they're "Expecting a Baby`... as though it might be something else - like a Penguin or a Blueray!
Height of Courage:
Senior student during ragging says, "In your marriage I will kiss your Wife.
Junior : Fine but I will marry your sister..."Now take as many kisses as you wish!"
Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?
Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
You attend classes only for attendance?
You look at the calendar for holidays?
You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?
If the above is happening to you,
Congratulations - You are a perfect student!
Love affairs are like the game of Cricket;
Where One-Day Internationals are more popular than a 5 day Test!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?<br/>
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Mrs Dass has divorced Mr Dass.
Now she is...
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BinDass!
I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive!
I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive!
Please pray for my neighbour's wife. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a 16GB Memory Card and she is singing all the songs on it. We don't know what will happen when...
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she gets to the videos folder!

Quotes

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.

Trivia

France, Italy and Chile have formally recognized the existence of UFOs.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.