Funny SMS

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What is the most common crime in China?
Identity Fraud!
At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet!
The response: We're actors, not plumbers.
The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!
Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday. 
Friend: Why? 
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad... my Secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio:
We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
Man: Darling, if you marry me I'll satisfy your smallest wishes.
Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?
Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water. 
Mom: You come and drink it yourself. 
Boy: Please Mom... 
Mom: If you repeat, I'll slap you. 
Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!
Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water.
Mom: You come and drink it yourself.
Boy: Please Mom...
Mom: If you repeat, I'll slap you.
Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!
The idea of "copy and paste" came when its inventor visited China!
On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend,
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"Darling, are you there?"
A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.
Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!
The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!
The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!

Quotes

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it.

Trivia

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as a medicine.

Graffiti

If speed scares you, try Windows!