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Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!
Alarm Clock:
A small tabletop device used to wake up people who don't have children!
I cried that I had no shoes, until I saw the man who stole it. Then he cried!
I love how people say they're "Expecting a Baby`... as though it might be something else - like a Penguin or a Blueray!
Height of Courage:
Senior student during ragging says, "In your marriage I will kiss your Wife.
Junior : Fine but I will marry your sister..."Now take as many kisses as you wish!"
Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?
Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
You attend classes only for attendance?
You look at the calendar for holidays?
You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?
If the above is happening to you,
Congratulations - You are a perfect student!
Love affairs are like the game of Cricket;
Where One-Day Internationals are more popular than a 5 day Test!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?<br/>
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Mrs Dass has divorced Mr Dass.
Now she is...
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BinDass!
I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive!
I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive!

Quotes

Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.

Trivia

France, Italy and Chile have formally recognized the existence of UFOs.

Graffiti

Women take to good hearted men. Also from.