• Interviewer: What drives you?<br/>
Candidate: The bus mostly.<br/>
Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?<br/>
Candidate: Missing the bus!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What drives you?
    Candidate: The bus mostly.
    Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
    Candidate: Missing the bus!
  • While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts.<br/>
I am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!Upload to Facebook
    While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts.
    I am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!
  • <b>How to make Rose Milk:</b><br/>
1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.<br/>
2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.<br/>
3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.<br/>
Rose milk is ready!Upload to Facebook
    How to make Rose Milk:
    1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.
    2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.
    3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.
    Rose milk is ready!
  • Dominos Pizza Mein Phone Aata Hai.<br/>
Customer: One Small Pizza Extra Toppings Ke Saath Bhej Do.<br/>
Dominos Guy: Ji Sir, Please Address Bata Dijiye.<br/>
Customer: Pitampura State Bank Ki Line Mein 22nd Number, Green Shirt! Upload to Facebook
    Dominos Pizza Mein Phone Aata Hai.
    Customer: One Small Pizza Extra Toppings Ke Saath Bhej Do.
    Dominos Guy: Ji Sir, Please Address Bata Dijiye.
    Customer: Pitampura State Bank Ki Line Mein 22nd Number, Green Shirt!
  • At a restaurant:<br/>
Girlfriend: I'll just have a salad.<br/>
Waiter: And for you, Sir?<br/>
Boyfriend: I'll be giving her half of my food!Upload to Facebook
    At a restaurant:
    Girlfriend: I'll just have a salad.
    Waiter: And for you, Sir?
    Boyfriend: I'll be giving her half of my food!
  • My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'Hello'.<br/>
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away!Upload to Facebook
    My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'Hello'.
    My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away!
  • If you drop food on the floor in public, it's proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth!Upload to Facebook
    If you drop food on the floor in public, it's proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth!
  • Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'? <br/>
From past few days, I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!Upload to Facebook
    Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?
    From past few days, I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!
  • Guy1: If I had ten chocolates and you took one, what would you have?<br/>
Guy2: 1 chocolate.<br/>
Guy1: No, a black eye and a broken hand!Upload to Facebook
    Guy1: If I had ten chocolates and you took one, what would you have?
    Guy2: 1 chocolate.
    Guy1: No, a black eye and a broken hand!
  • People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill!Upload to Facebook
    People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill!
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