From the last 2 years, Vijay Mallya is scared to put his phone on "Airplane Mode"!
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Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari
Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari
Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari
Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari!
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Instead of burning a Pataka,
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Date a Pataka!
Have an eco-friendly Diwali!
Applicable to bachelors only!
Because married men are already living with Nuclear Bombs!
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I casually made a survey asking people..
What is on 2nd Oct..
ONLY 93.7% replied "Dry Day".
This is VERY disturbing...
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We have to start educating the remaining 6.3% immediately!
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Think twice before you speak... you'd be able to say something more Insulting!
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2nd Oct was a Dry Day in India.
Now it is also Cleaning - Swachh Bharat Day as well.
So now it will be called... Dry-cleaning Day!
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Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know about your future husband?
Lady: No. I simply wish to know about the past of my present husband for future use!
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Friend 1: I hear you're going to get married. Congratulations!
Friend 2: You're mistaken; I am not getting married.
Friend 1: No? Ah, well; congratulations!
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Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?
Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.
Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?
Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!
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When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, your first prayer is: "Lord, please let that be my leg!"
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