|Earlier: I can write with both my hands.|
Now: I can type with my single hand!
Other countries - Tragedy & trials come to everybody. It is the difficulty that is going to prepare you. Keep on going.
India - Subah Se Lekar Shaam Tak Phone Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai, Isko Todega Tabhi Kuch Kar Payega!
|Interviewer: Are you an extrovert or introvert?|
Guy: Depends on the date.
Guy: Jab Month Start Hota Hai Toh Main Extrovert Hota Hun Because I can afford to go out, and Month End Tak Aate Aate Introvert Because Mann Nahi Hai Kyonki Paise Nahi Hain!
|It's a good thing farts aren't contagious like yawns. That would be bad!|
|I am a perfect man without a single flaw. At least on my resume!|
|For a procrastinator, deadlines are both the most stressful, and the most helpful thing in life!|
|Who says that this generation doesn't read.|
People today actually do more reading than any other generation in human history, thanks to phones and the internet!
|Even Dosa is set but I am still single!|
|Question: Who is Arnab Goswami?|
Malayalee: News Anger!
|I asked my Indian friend what is lady finger called in Hindi but Usko Bhindi Nahi Aati Thi!|