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Alarm Clock:
A small tabletop device used to wake up people who don't have children!
I cried that I had no shoes, until I saw the man who stole it. Then he cried!
I love how people say they're "Expecting a Baby`... as though it might be something else - like a Penguin or a Blueray!
Height of Courage:
Senior student during ragging says, "In your marriage I will kiss your Wife.
Junior : Fine but I will marry your sister..."Now take as many kisses as you wish!"
Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?
Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
You attend classes only for attendance?
You look at the calendar for holidays?
You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?
If the above is happening to you,
Congratulations - You are a perfect student!
Love affairs are like the game of Cricket;
Where One-Day Internationals are more popular than a 5 day Test!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?<br/>
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Mrs Dass has divorced Mr Dass.
Now she is...
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BinDass!
I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive!
I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive!
Please pray for my neighbour's wife. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a 16GB Memory Card and she is singing all the songs on it. We don't know what will happen when...
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she gets to the videos folder!

Quotes

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Trivia

France, Italy and Chile have formally recognized the existence of UFOs.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.