|I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!|
|The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.|
Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
|Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?|
Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
|Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?|
Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.
I don't know why she has blocked me!
|I'm reading a horror story in Braille. |
Something bad is about to happen...
I can feel it!
|A lady posted on FB:|
"My husband is take me tomorrow for soaping, what should I bye".
Someone commented: Dictionary!
|To reduce stress I do Yoga.|
Yes, I watch Netflix for 5 hours just lying on the couch
|Mum: Where are you going dressed like that?|
Girl: To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture!
|Sometimes you just need some space to...|
|More people have put on sunglasses to get their pictures clicked than actually as a protection against sunlight!|