• I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!
    I can't believe school used to start before 9 am and I actually went!
  • The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.<br/>
Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
    The funeral director at cemetery use to tie the shoelaces together of the deceased.
    Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be hilarious.
  • Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?<br/>
Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
    Watson: Why are you painting the front door yellow?
    Holmes: A lemon entry, my dear Watson!
  • Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?<br/>
Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.<br/>
I don't know why she has blocked me!
    Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?
    Me: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.
    I don't know why she has blocked me!
  • I'm reading a horror story in Braille. <br/>
Something bad is about to happen...<br/> 
I can feel it!
    I'm reading a horror story in Braille.
    Something bad is about to happen...
    I can feel it!
  • A lady posted on FB:<br/>
`My husband is take me tomorrow for soaping, what should I bye`.<br/>
Someone commented: Dictionary!
    A lady posted on FB:
    "My husband is take me tomorrow for soaping, what should I bye".
    Someone commented: Dictionary!
  • To reduce stress I do Yoga.<br/>
Yes, I watch Netflix for 5 hours just lying on the couch
    To reduce stress I do Yoga.
    Yes, I watch Netflix for 5 hours just lying on the couch
  • Mum: Where are you going dressed like that?<br/>
Girl: To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture!
    Mum: Where are you going dressed like that?
    Girl: To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture!
  • Sometimes you just need some space to...<br/>
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fart!
    Sometimes you just need some space to...
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    .
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    .
    .
    fart!
  • More people have put on sunglasses to get their pictures clicked than actually as a protection against sunlight!
    More people have put on sunglasses to get their pictures clicked than actually as a protection against sunlight!