• Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?<br/>
Siri opens the front camera!
    Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?
    Siri opens the front camera!
  • Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:<br/>
Atithi Risky Bhav:
    Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:
    Atithi Risky Bhav:
  • If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned!
    If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned!
  • A man was hospitalized for 3 weeks. He fell in love with the nurse.<br/>
He confessed his love to the nurse: I love you, you have stolen my heart.<br/>
Nurse: I swear sir, We have stolen your kidney. We haven't touched your heart yet!
    A man was hospitalized for 3 weeks. He fell in love with the nurse.
    He confessed his love to the nurse: I love you, you have stolen my heart.
    Nurse: I swear sir, We have stolen your kidney. We haven't touched your heart yet!
  • I freaked out when my girlfriend was about to look through my phone.<br/>
I didn't want her to see my social media account, so I just told her I was cheating on her!
    I freaked out when my girlfriend was about to look through my phone.
    I didn't want her to see my social media account, so I just told her I was cheating on her!
  • I made a huge to-do list for today.<br/>
I just can't figure out who is going to do it!
    I made a huge to-do list for today.
    I just can't figure out who is going to do it!
  • A dog's logic:<br/>
Yes I know I got hair on the couch.<br/>
It's called 'FUR'NITURE, isn't it?
    A dog's logic:
    Yes I know I got hair on the couch.
    It's called 'FUR'NITURE, isn't it?
  • Google had removed the Paytm App on the grounds that it's promoting gambling.<br/>
Surprised that Google Playstore still has Bharat Matrimony and Shaadi on it!
    Google had removed the Paytm App on the grounds that it's promoting gambling.
    Surprised that Google Playstore still has Bharat Matrimony and Shaadi on it!
  • If one learns from one's mistakes, shouldn't one try to make as many mistakes as possible?
    If one learns from one's mistakes, shouldn't one try to make as many mistakes as possible?
  • I had Bhelpuri on my way back home from evening walks knowing there's going to be Khichdi for dinner.<br/>
This is called 'Anticipatory Bhel'!
    I had Bhelpuri on my way back home from evening walks knowing there's going to be Khichdi for dinner.
    This is called 'Anticipatory Bhel'!