• A lady called the Ambulance service:<br/>
Lady: Ambulance Service?<br/>
Executive: Yes Madam, what happened?<br/>
Lady: While drinking coffee, accidently it fell on my saree.<br/>
Executive: Are you really looking for an ambulance for this Madam? <br/>
Lady: Actually my husband  laughed at me.<br/>
Executive: Got it, Madam, the ambulance will be there in two minutes!Upload to Facebook
    A lady called the Ambulance service:
    Lady: Ambulance Service?
    Executive: Yes Madam, what happened?
    Lady: While drinking coffee, accidently it fell on my saree.
    Executive: Are you really looking for an ambulance for this Madam?
    Lady: Actually my husband laughed at me.
    Executive: Got it, Madam, the ambulance will be there in two minutes!
  • Interviewer: How about something personal?<br/>
Candidate: Personally I need a job!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: How about something personal?
    Candidate: Personally I need a job!
  • I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media,<br/>
but I'm not gonna listen to some weird guy who talks to himself!Upload to Facebook
    I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media,
    but I'm not gonna listen to some weird guy who talks to himself!
  • <b>1.</b> Denial<br/>
<b>2.</b> Anger<br/>
<b>3.</b> Bargaining<br/>
<b>4.</b> Depression<br/>
<b>5.</b> Acceptance<br/>
- My stages of getting ready for work!Upload to Facebook
    1. Denial
    2. Anger
    3. Bargaining
    4. Depression
    5. Acceptance
    - My stages of getting ready for work!
  • Someone told me that it's good to make people laugh so I keep a printout of good jokes and if that doesn't work...<br/>
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I show them my payslip!Upload to Facebook
    Someone told me that it's good to make people laugh so I keep a printout of good jokes and if that doesn't work...
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    I show them my payslip!
  • Interviewer: Tumko Excel Aata Hai Kya?<br/>
Candidate: Aa To Jayega, Par Thoda Tight Hoga, Main XXL Pehanta Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Tumko Excel Aata Hai Kya?
    Candidate: Aa To Jayega, Par Thoda Tight Hoga, Main XXL Pehanta Hun!
  • What 'SALE' board is to women, 'Vacancy' board is to engineers!Upload to Facebook
    What 'SALE' board is to women, 'Vacancy' board is to engineers!
  • How does a chartered accountant scold his son?<br/>
You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!Upload to Facebook
    How does a chartered accountant scold his son?
    You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!
  • The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone!Upload to Facebook
    The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone!
  • Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me?<br/>
Candidate: How strong is the WiFi signal in the restroom?Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me?
    Candidate: How strong is the WiFi signal in the restroom?
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