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If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip: If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance!
  • Girl: I don't want to marry Agni, I love Sakshi.
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    Girl: I don't want to marry Agni, I love Sakshi. Parents: No Problem Beta, Agni Ko Sakshi Maan Ke Shaadi Kar Lo!
  • Friend: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk.<br/>
Me: Do you know what I did? I woke up and spent an hour just waking up!Upload to Facebook
    Friend: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk.
    Me: Do you know what I did? I woke up and spent an hour just waking up!
  • I always want to drown my problems but my girlfriend knows how to swim!Upload to Facebook
    I always want to drown my problems but my girlfriend knows how to swim!
  • I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterdayUpload to Facebook
    I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday
  • Every morning is a continuous cycle of wow I can't wait to go to bed tonight!Upload to Facebook
    Every morning is a continuous cycle of wow I can't wait to go to bed tonight!
  • It's a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife!Upload to Facebook
    It's a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife!
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If you ask your best friend to come at 7 and he is there at 7 then he is not your best friend!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    If you ask your best friend to come at 7 and he is there at 7 then he is not your best friend!
  • Revenge is NOT a dish best served cold. It's a dish best served as a series of great outfits, bomb selfies, and cryptic social media posts!Upload to Facebook
    Revenge is NOT a dish best served cold. It's a dish best served as a series of great outfits, bomb selfies, and cryptic social media posts!
  • Sonu Nigam may still have saved himself from the Maulvi after shaving his head;<br/>
but how will he save himself from Dr. Batra's e-mails now?Upload to Facebook
    Sonu Nigam may still have saved himself from the Maulvi after shaving his head;
    but how will he save himself from Dr. Batra's e-mails now?
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