• And while in Punjab:<br/>

Relatives: Aapka Beta Kya Karta Hai?<br/>
Father: Engineer Hai Ji.<br/>
Relatives: Hum Kaise Maan Lein?<br/>
Father: Monty, Uncle Nu Nach Ke Vikha... Chal!Upload to Facebook
    And while in Punjab:
    Relatives: Aapka Beta Kya Karta Hai?
    Father: Engineer Hai Ji.
    Relatives: Hum Kaise Maan Lein?
    Father: Monty, Uncle Nu Nach Ke Vikha... Chal!
  • Girls who marry for money and guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end. Upload to Facebook
    Girls who marry for money and guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end.
  • Latest Census Report:<br/>

India is...<br/>

80% Hindus;<br/>

14% Muslims;<br/>

3% Sikh;<br/>

2% Christians;<br/>

and<br/>

1% Indrani's husbands!Upload to Facebook
    Latest Census Report:
    India is...
    80% Hindus;
    14% Muslims;
    3% Sikh;
    2% Christians;
    and
    1% Indrani's husbands!
  • Sign Board In Front Of A Corporate Office:<br/>

Drive slowly, don't kill the employees, leave them to us. We do it in a legal way.<br/>

Regards,<br/>

HRUpload to Facebook
    Sign Board In Front Of A Corporate Office:
    Drive slowly, don't kill the employees, leave them to us. We do it in a legal way.
    Regards,
    HR
  • Dealing with idiots is like soccer.<br/>
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!Upload to Facebook
    Dealing with idiots is like soccer.
    You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
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    I'm pretty sure the inventor of duct tape was a parent who'd had enough!
  • In a battle between Sleep and Studies,<br/>
Internet always wins!Upload to Facebook
    In a battle between Sleep and Studies,
    Internet always wins!
  • Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!
  • Sometimes prayers are like emails.<br/>
When you pray before exam, it goes directly into God's spam folder!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes prayers are like emails.
    When you pray before exam, it goes directly into God's spam folder!
  • Poor<br/>
(n.) when you have too much month at the end of your money.Upload to Facebook
    Poor
    (n.) when you have too much month at the end of your money.
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