|Interviewer: Where did you graduate from? |
Candidate: Sir, IIN.
Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room?
Candidate (after looking around): Two.
Interviewer: Choose any one and get out!
|Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping? |
Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
|Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.|
And our generation has taken it too seriously!
|Mother: Our baby is going to be an auctioneer when he grows up.|
Husband: How do you know?
Mother: He already has your watch under the hammer!
|Man: Your place or mine?|
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine!
|A husband and his wife went to court for mutual divorce.|
Judge: You have 3 kids. How'll you divide them?
The husband after having a long discussion with his wife said, "Sir, we'll come back next year with one more child".
And after 9 months... they got twins!
|Okay, AIB could have done a roast without expletives. But then Arnab would have sued them for plagiarism!|
3 days holiday declared by PM Narendra Modi for all schools, colleges and offices to celebrate India's Victory over Pakistan!
Dates: 29, 30, 31 of this month... Enjoy!
|Boss to his Friend: Kya Zamana Aa Geya Hai... My secretary resigned yesterday.|
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
|I made a chicken salad today.|
The little bastard didn't even eat it!