|You are a Punjabi if your day starts with Green Tea & Oats and it ends with Butter Naan with Butter Chicken!|
|Sometimes I wonder if Mobile Phone's front cameras are magnets which pull women's lips towards itself!|
|Went to Salon:|
Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo?
Stylist: Tanning Pack?
Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb!
If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!
|Yesterday I realized that saying "oh my gosh, you're getting so big!" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old but not so much to an ex-girlfriend!|
|Feeling stressed out?|
Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever is bugging you!
|Sometimes when I have more than Rs. 500 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay!|
|MBA after engineering is as important as Barsi after death.|
It doesn't make much sense, but the society feels good about you!
|Going to jail for attempted murder is going to jail for failure!|
|There is not a more terrifying moment in life than when the toilet doesn't flush at someone else's house!|