|Latest to join the bandwagon of famous people who want to leave India is Vijay Mallya.|
Mallya says, "Indian banks are not tolerant enough."
|According to a research "Tall people are the 'Selfie Stick' of every group".|
|Who is spreading this rumour that when PM took his seat in LS today he was looking for his 'Seatbelt'!|
|If anyone wants to leave the country for good, they are free to go anywhere they desire.|
But... no one dare leave this group!
|I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk,|
He said, "Wow cool! you 3D printed the save icon!"
|So, you hate your job?|
Whenever you think you have a dumb boss, just think about...
The IAS officer, who will be reporting to a 9th standard pass Deputy CM, who couldn't take his oath in one attempt.
And they can't even change their jobs!
~ The Ministry of Humour
|Globally, countries are mainly classified into two:|
1. Modi already visited
2. Modi yet to be visited
|Question for all women: Do you have to practice the penetrating look of disapproval or is it something you're all born with?|
|I get ignored so much my name should be Terms & Conditions!|
|James Bond: Mmmnmnmnm...|
Censor Board: Hey, why this long kiss?
James Bond: She's my girlfriend.
Censor Board: No. 50% cut.
James Bond: Sigh. She's now my Half Girlfriend!