|My handwriting is so bad that people think I'm a doctor!|
|Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:|
Yourself Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
|My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.|
I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
|It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.|
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering!
|I don't always run races to win them.|
But when I do, I lose!
|It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.|
She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!
|No one bats an eye when you have breakfast for dinner, but, if you order dinner in the morning you look like a psychopath!|
|My boss is like a baby, he screams and wakes me up every hour!|
|When you want to cancel the online order:|
Other Countries: There is an option for cancelling the order in the app.
India: Bhai Ek Kaam Karna, Jab Delivery Wala Aayega Tu Uska Phona Hi Mat Uthana!
Give me talent and power to choose right Chutney for my Masala Dosa. Show me the light O Lord! Green or Red?