• My handwriting is so bad that people think I'm a doctor!
    My handwriting is so bad that people think I'm a doctor!
  • Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:<br/><br/>

Sincerity<br/>
Affection
Love<br/>
Attention<br/>
Respect and  <br/>
Yourself

Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
    Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:

    Sincerity
    Affection Love
    Attention
    Respect and  
    Yourself Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
  • My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.<br/>
I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
    My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.
    I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
  • It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.<br/>
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house. <br/>
The difference is staggering!
    It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.
    It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
    The difference is staggering!
  • I don't always run races to win them.<br/>
But when I do, I lose!
    I don't always run races to win them.
    But when I do, I lose!
  • It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.<br/>
She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!
    It seems my lady doctor has a crush on me and she really likes my fashion sense.
    She told me that I have serious healthy shoes!
  • No one bats an eye when you have breakfast for dinner, but, if you order dinner in the morning you look like a psychopath!
    No one bats an eye when you have breakfast for dinner, but, if you order dinner in the morning you look like a psychopath!
  • My boss is like a baby, he screams and wakes me up every hour!
    My boss is like a baby, he screams and wakes me up every hour!
  • When you want to cancel the online order:<br/>
Other Countries: There is an option for cancelling the order in the app.<br/>
India: Bhai Ek Kaam Karna, Jab Delivery Wala Aayega Tu Uska Phona Hi Mat Uthana!
    When you want to cancel the online order:
    Other Countries: There is an option for cancelling the order in the app.
    India: Bhai Ek Kaam Karna, Jab Delivery Wala Aayega Tu Uska Phona Hi Mat Uthana!
  • Dear God,<br/>
Give me talent and power to choose right Chutney for my Masala Dosa. Show me the light O Lord! Green or Red?
    Dear God,
    Give me talent and power to choose right Chutney for my Masala Dosa. Show me the light O Lord! Green or Red?