• When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.<br />
And not the school!Upload to Facebook
    When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.
    And not the school!
  • A lady called her family doctor: Doctor, my husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?<br/>

Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?Upload to Facebook
    A lady called her family doctor: Doctor, my husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?
    Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?
  • I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!Upload to Facebook
    I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!
  • Was going to rob a bank today....
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    but the pen was chained to the desk!
  • What's the difference between:<br/><br/>

1. Boyfriend<br/>
2. Lover<br/>
3. Husband<br/>
4. Ex Boyfriend<br/><br/>

Very Simple, Yaar<br/><br/>
1. Prepaid<br/>
2. Postpaid<br/>
3. Lifetime<br/>
4. Coin box!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between:

    1. Boyfriend
    2. Lover
    3. Husband
    4. Ex Boyfriend

    Very Simple, Yaar

    1. Prepaid
    2. Postpaid
    3. Lifetime
    4. Coin box!
  • Family member: What are you doing with your life?<br/>
Me: It's a surprise!Upload to Facebook
    Family member: What are you doing with your life?
    Me: It's a surprise!
  • I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;<br/>

But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!Upload to Facebook
    I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;
    But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!
  • My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
    I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
  • A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!
  • Cute things to call your girlfriend:
    1. Sugar
    2. Honey
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    3. Flour
    4. Egg
    6. 1/2 cup butter
    7. Stir
    8. Pour into pan
    9. Preheat Oven to 325°
    10. Bake till golden brown
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