• Junior Manager: Good Morning!<br/>
Senior Manager: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.<br/>
Jr. Manager: But you don't drink coffee.<br/>
Sr. Manager: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Junior Manager: Good Morning!
    Senior Manager: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.
    Jr. Manager: But you don't drink coffee.
    Sr. Manager: Exactly!
  • Asking your EX to be friends after break up is like...<br/>
Kidnappers asking to 'Keep in touch' after letting you go!Upload to Facebook
    Asking your EX to be friends after break up is like...
    Kidnappers asking to 'Keep in touch' after letting you go!
  • Today a 12-year-old kid came up to me and asked, `May I please have a cigarette?`<br/>
I can't believe kids these days are so polite!Upload to Facebook
    Today a 12-year-old kid came up to me and asked, "May I please have a cigarette?"
    I can't believe kids these days are so polite!
  • Because I am an awesome parent, I'm currently helping my kids search for their chocolate that I ate last night!Upload to Facebook
    Because I am an awesome parent, I'm currently helping my kids search for their chocolate that I ate last night!
  • We missed 4 Possible Gold Medals this Olympics:<br/>
1. Baba Ramdev for Gymnastics<br/>
2. Salman Khan for Shooting<br/>
3. Vijay Mallya for Long Jump<br/>
4. Arnab Goswami for 'Discuss'Upload to Facebook
    We missed 4 Possible Gold Medals this Olympics:
    1. Baba Ramdev for Gymnastics
    2. Salman Khan for Shooting
    3. Vijay Mallya for Long Jump
    4. Arnab Goswami for 'Discuss'
  • When you ask me what I am doing today and I say 'nothing', it does not mean I am free.<br/>
It means I am doing nothing!Upload to Facebook
    When you ask me what I am doing today and I say 'nothing', it does not mean I am free.
    It means I am doing nothing!
  • I never understood how people could kill their loved ones over money or property until...<br/>
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I played Monopoly!Upload to Facebook
    I never understood how people could kill their loved ones over money or property until...
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    I played Monopoly!
  • Once a secretary at Apple was late because of car trouble, Steve Jobs gave her a Jaguar and said, `Don't be late anymore.`<br/>
When I was late my boss gave me a letter and told me to never come back!Upload to Facebook
    Once a secretary at Apple was late because of car trouble, Steve Jobs gave her a Jaguar and said, "Don't be late anymore."
    When I was late my boss gave me a letter and told me to never come back!
  • Sometimes I think that Ceiling fans are really just Helicopters...<br/>
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    who gave up on their dreams and opted for an office job!
  • My favourite childhood memory?<br/>
Not paying bills!Upload to Facebook
    My favourite childhood memory?
    Not paying bills!
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