• It's so hard to lose weight as an Indian... because the food we eat has more oil than Saudi Arabia!Upload to Facebook
    It's so hard to lose weight as an Indian... because the food we eat has more oil than Saudi Arabia!
  • 14 Feb Ko Khajoor Khaiye.
    At least, the next day you can say -
    I had a 'Date' this Valentine!
  • Time table for February month is listed below..<br/>
Enjoy the loveable month and have fun: <br/>

7 Feb Rose Day<br/>
8 Feb Propose Day<br/>
9 Feb Chocolate Day<br/>
10 Feb Teddy Day<br/>
11 Feb Promise Day<br/>
12 Feb Hug Day<br/>
13 Feb Kiss Day<br/>
14 Feb Valentine Day.<br/>
15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day!Upload to Facebook
    Time table for February month is listed below..
    Enjoy the loveable month and have fun:
    7 Feb Rose Day
    8 Feb Propose Day
    9 Feb Chocolate Day
    10 Feb Teddy Day
    11 Feb Promise Day
    12 Feb Hug Day
    13 Feb Kiss Day
    14 Feb Valentine Day.
    15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day!
  • Trust is the most important part of a Relationship.<br/>
You must be 100% sure, she will not tell your wife!Upload to Facebook
    Trust is the most important part of a Relationship.
    You must be 100% sure, she will not tell your wife!
  • I just received a call from a Charity, asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.<br/>
I told them 'Anybody who fits into my clothes cannot be starving'! Upload to Facebook
    I just received a call from a Charity, asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
    I told them 'Anybody who fits into my clothes cannot be starving'!
  • Indian family loves and care for each other in every moment.<br/>
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Bimaar Ek Hota Hai Aur Khichdi Poora Ghar Khaata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Indian family loves and care for each other in every moment.
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    Bimaar Ek Hota Hai Aur Khichdi Poora Ghar Khaata Hai!
  • Is it actually possible that all this while a girl refused to go out with you only because you kept asking her for Coffee and what she really wants is to have Tea?Upload to Facebook
    Is it actually possible that all this while a girl refused to go out with you only because you kept asking her for Coffee and what she really wants is to have Tea?
  • Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.<br/>
Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.
    Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!
  • Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:<br/>

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.<br/>

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.<br/>

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.<br/>

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.<br/>

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.<br/>

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.<br/>

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.<br/>

What else you need in life!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:
    1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
    2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
    3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
    4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
    5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
    6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
    And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
    What else you need in life!
  • Nice line at a Petrol Pump:<br/>
We are primarily into collecting taxes, but we also sell Petrol and Diesel!Upload to Facebook
    Nice line at a Petrol Pump:
    We are primarily into collecting taxes, but we also sell Petrol and Diesel!
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