• Some couples are now maid for each other!
    Some couples are now maid for each other!
  • Me: Alexa, what's the weather for this week?<br/>
Alexa: Don't worry about it, you are not going anywhere!
    Me: Alexa, what's the weather for this week?
    Alexa: Don't worry about it, you are not going anywhere!
  • Nail Salons - Closed<br/>
Hair Salons - Closed<br/>
Lash Salons - Closed<br/>
It's about to get real ugly out here!
    Nail Salons - Closed
    Hair Salons - Closed
    Lash Salons - Closed
    It's about to get real ugly out here!
  • If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!
    If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!
  • Slept for 8 hours last night. Woke up fresh & supercharged.<br/>
Looking forward to another day full of vigorous hand washing and staring through the window!
    Slept for 8 hours last night. Woke up fresh & supercharged.
    Looking forward to another day full of vigorous hand washing and staring through the window!
  • Work from home scenario:<br/>
Wife: How many times did the cooker whistle?<br/>
Husband: Eh?? Two... three...! I don't know.<br/>
Manager (on Skype): Three! I heard three!
    Work from home scenario:
    Wife: How many times did the cooker whistle?
    Husband: Eh?? Two... three...! I don't know.
    Manager (on Skype): Three! I heard three!
  • Just imagine..Beauty parlours are closed for weeks..<br/>

On 5th April...so many females ...without makeup...<br/>
Candles in hand... no other lights...<br/>
Corona ki to maut pakka<br/>
#coronavirus #lockdown
    Just imagine..Beauty parlours are closed for weeks..
    On 5th April...so many females ...without makeup...
    Candles in hand... no other lights...
    Corona ki to maut pakka
    #coronavirus #lockdown
  • After this lockdown situation is over, I'm expecting these Punjabi songs:<br/>

* Jatti Teri Coronavirus Vargi Puri Duniya Ch Tabahi Machai Firdi<br/>

* Gabhru Hai Poora Coronavirus Baliye Koi Darda Nede Na Aave
    After this lockdown situation is over, I'm expecting these Punjabi songs:
    * Jatti Teri Coronavirus Vargi Puri Duniya Ch Tabahi Machai Firdi
    * Gabhru Hai Poora Coronavirus Baliye Koi Darda Nede Na Aave
  • The buttons of my jeans have started social distancing from each other!<br/>
#Lockdown #Coronavirus
    The buttons of my jeans have started social distancing from each other!
    #Lockdown #Coronavirus
  • All the major events have been cancelled, the only thing which is not cancelled -<br/>
Daily dose of insult from parents!
    All the major events have been cancelled, the only thing which is not cancelled -
    Daily dose of insult from parents!