|In only his 1st Test as Captain, Virat Kohli picked up all Sharmas.|
Because of Anushka Sharma.
Kyunki Saari Khudai Ek Taraf, Zoru Ke Bhai Ek Taraf!
|Follow your dream - unless it's that one when you turn up at work without any clothes on!|
|Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!|
|You never appreciate what you have till its gone. Toilet paper is a good example!|
|Kiss is the key of love;|
Love is the key of marriage;
Marriage is the box of children;
Children are the problem of India.
So stop kissing and save India!
|The average person farts 14 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something!|
|It's been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.|
|Johnny who had been used to receiving his old brother's old toys and clothes remarked: Ma, will I have to marry his widow when he dies?|
|Great calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.|
So what do the rest have?
They have girl friends!
|At a multiplex:|
Customer: One veg burger please.
Attendant: Sir, do you want me to vomit?
Attendant: Shall I vomit, Sir?
6 seconds of long pause.
Customer: Oh ya ya, please warm it!