|She asked for a bottle of still water.|
I handed her sparkling.
She said, "I asked for still water, this is sparkling."
I said, "Yeah, but it's still water!"
|An interesting line wrote on the back of a guy's T-shirt riding on a 2 wheeler:|
`If you are able to read this it means my wife has fallen off... please inform me!`
|I think I will age well because I have an amazing sense of Umar!|
|Our GDP has dropped below 7%.|
Ayodhya is still a political punchline.
Pakistan is beating us in cricket.
We are beating them in Hockey.
Salman, Aamir and SRK are still the biggest stars.
It's like wer're reliving the 90s, but in HD!
|They say, 'Nothing is Impossible!'|
From past few days, I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!
|The height of Digitalisation: Me: O God, save me! God: As jpg or pdf?|
|They say "The early bird catches the worm", but they never tell that `The early worm gets caught`!|
|Doctor: How are you feeling now?|
Patient: I'm feeling excited with 20 others.
Doctor: This is a serious mental case!
|Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.|
Fortunately I love money!
|Sometimes I think that Aliens don't want to visit us, because maybe they are all women and they want us to make the first move!|