• Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.<br/>
EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!Upload to Facebook
    Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.
    EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!
  • Life of a Vegetarian:<br/>
1. Birth<br/>
2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni<br/>
3. Death!Upload to Facebook
    Life of a Vegetarian:
    1. Birth
    2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni
    3. Death!
  • The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!
  • Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?<br/>
Lawyer: 50000/-<br/>
Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?<br/>
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!Upload to Facebook
    Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?
    Lawyer: 50000/-
    Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?
    Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!
  • Interviewer: What are your strengths?<br/>
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.<br/>
Interviewer: How?<br/>
Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What are your strengths?
    Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
    Interviewer: How?
    Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
  • Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, `Your money or your life!`<br/>
I told him, `I am married... i.e. no money and no life.`<br/>
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!"
    I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life."
    We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
  • Guys who message `I love you` to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write `I love you Pooja` on school/college washroom walls!Upload to Facebook
    Guys who message "I love you" to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write "I love you Pooja" on school/college washroom walls!
  • Best Threesome:<br/>
Me<br/>
My Bed<br/>
My PillowUpload to Facebook
    Best Threesome:
    Me
    My Bed
    My Pillow
  • Red Label Tea advertisement Punjabi version:<br/>

Ting Tong <br/>

Boy: Uncle Thodi Adrak Milegi, Mujhe Sardi Ho Gayi Hai.<br/>
Uncle: Oh Adrak Chadd, Puttar. Le Thodi Rum Pi Lai.<br/>
Boy: Oh Balle Uncle, Mazza Aa Geya!Upload to Facebook
    Red Label Tea advertisement Punjabi version:
    Ting Tong
    Boy: Uncle Thodi Adrak Milegi, Mujhe Sardi Ho Gayi Hai.
    Uncle: Oh Adrak Chadd, Puttar. Le Thodi Rum Pi Lai.
    Boy: Oh Balle Uncle, Mazza Aa Geya!
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!Upload to Facebook
    Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!
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