|I don't like to brag but I finished my 8 hours strict study schedule in 10 minutes!|
|Hoodie is just a Ghunghat that was born and brought up in America!|
|If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!|
|Some people wake up in the morning and are all like "OMG I'm the luckiest person in the world".|
And I wake up all like "OMG I'm still alive"!
|Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!|
|Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice!|
|Loofah sponge instructions:|
1. Wet before use
2. Use once
3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life!
|My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world. |
So I'm going to drop her off in the desert and leave!
|Traveling on a low-cost Airline:|
Air Hostess: Excuse me Sir, veg or non-veg?
Air Hostess: Ek Baar Na, Ek Haathi Aur Chinti The...!
|Teacher: What will happen if the 3rd World War takes place?|
Student: We will have one more chapter in our history book!