|There's a name for people who can't remember anything.|
Those people are called parents!
|There is nothing more hostile than writing `Friendly Reminder` in the workplace!|
|The look on my son's face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.|
I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?"
|My uncle lost his job at the cemetery after burying someone in the wrong hole.|
It was a grave mistake!
|When a Punjabi goes to Washington... it becomes Washington BC!|
|Before knowing about Anup Jalota|
Boys to girls: Do you want to go clubbing, and then dinner?
After knowing about Anup Jalota and his Girlfriend
Boys to girls: Do you want to go for a Jagrata, and then Langar?
|Whilst cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.|
I'm now parsley sighted!
|Using my parents' money: I'm going to buy that, and that. ₹ 1000? I'm definitely buying that.|
Using my own money: ₹ 100? Maybe that's too much!
|My soulmate and I will likely never meet, since neither of us like leaving the house!|
|Being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday!|