Johnny: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them either. Set them free again!
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!
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Johnnie: We have a new baby at our house.
Charlie: Is it a girl or boy?
Johnnie: I really can't make out; they haven't put its clothes on yet!
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A smart husband is one who thinks twice or may be thrice before saying 'Nothing'!
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If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, what will you call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!
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Hard fact:
A boy with Samsung and girl with iPhone can never be friends!
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Modern Mehmangiri: When guests visit your home, you should be a good host and ask "Kya lenge?
Chai?
Cold Drink?
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Wi-Fi Password?"
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My friend got a job in paperless office. Everything was going great until he went to toilet due to loose motions!
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Height of Coolness:
Finishing the paper
Coming out of the exam hall
Having a cold drink
And asking a friend: Dude, which paper was it?
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