|Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.|
EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!
|Life of a Vegetarian:|
2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni
|The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!|
|Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?|
Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!
|Interviewer: What are your strengths?|
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
|Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!"|
I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life."
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
|Guys who message "I love you" to girls on Sarahah are the same guys who write "I love you Pooja" on school/college washroom walls!|
|Red Label Tea advertisement Punjabi version:|
Boy: Uncle Thodi Adrak Milegi, Mujhe Sardi Ho Gayi Hai.
Uncle: Oh Adrak Chadd, Puttar. Le Thodi Rum Pi Lai.
Boy: Oh Balle Uncle, Mazza Aa Geya!
|Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!|