• Priyanka - 36 yrs old<br/>
Nick - 26 yrs old<br/>

Malaika - 45 yrs old<br/>
Arjun - 33 yrs old<br/><br/>

Milind - 53 yrs old<br/>
Ankita - 27 yrs old<br/><br/>

Don't make a big deal about the age difference. Nothing really matters as long as you love each other.
<br/><br/>
Me - 52 Years old<br/>
Macallan Single Malt - 18 yrs old!
    Priyanka - 36 yrs old
    Nick - 26 yrs old
    Malaika - 45 yrs old
    Arjun - 33 yrs old

    Milind - 53 yrs old
    Ankita - 27 yrs old

    Don't make a big deal about the age difference. Nothing really matters as long as you love each other.

    Me - 52 Years old
    Macallan Single Malt - 18 yrs old!
  • Why the baby shampoo is tear free, but mine isn't?<br/>
At what point did my tears mean less?
    Why the baby shampoo is tear free, but mine isn't?
    At what point did my tears mean less?
  • Dermatologist: Good news! Test results show that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.<br/>
Girl: Great, how come?<br/>
Dermatologist: There is no more space left!
    Dermatologist: Good news! Test results show that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
    Girl: Great, how come?
    Dermatologist: There is no more space left!
  • Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?<br/>
Because he was always spotted!
    Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
    Because he was always spotted!
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock?<br/>
It's very time-consuming!
    Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
    It's very time-consuming!
  • If you don't like my cheese jokes...<br/>
You must be laughtose intolerant!
    If you don't like my cheese jokes...
    You must be laughtose intolerant!
  • Doctor: Miss, What's the problem?<br/>
Girl: Nothing, I'm fine.<br/>
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not your boyfriend!
    Doctor: Miss, What's the problem?
    Girl: Nothing, I'm fine.
    Doctor: I'm a doctor, not your boyfriend!
  • Me? A procrastinator?<br/>
I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
    Me? A procrastinator?
    I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
  • What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? <br/>
Well, the flag is a big plus!
    What's the advantage of living in Switzerland?
    Well, the flag is a big plus!
  • Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:<br/>
Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?<br/>
Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!
    Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:
    Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?
    Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!