• Interviewer: Where did you graduate from? <br />
Candidate: Sir, IIN.<br />
Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room?<br />

Candidate (after looking around): Two.<br />
Interviewer: Choose any one and get out!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?
    Candidate: Sir, IIN.
    Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room?
    Candidate (after looking around): Two.
    Interviewer: Choose any one and get out!
  • Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping? <br />
Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!Upload to Facebook
    Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping?
    Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
  • Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.<br/>
And our generation has taken it too seriously!Upload to Facebook
    Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.
    And our generation has taken it too seriously!
  • Mother: Our baby is going to be an auctioneer when he grows up.<br />
Husband: How do you know?<br />
Mother: He already has your watch under the hammer!Upload to Facebook
    Mother: Our baby is going to be an auctioneer when he grows up.
    Husband: How do you know?
    Mother: He already has your watch under the hammer!
  • Man: Your place or mine?<br/>
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine!Upload to Facebook
    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine!
  • A husband and his wife went to court for mutual divorce.
    Judge: You have 3 kids. How'll you divide them?
    The husband after having a long discussion with his wife said, "Sir, we'll come back next year with one more child".
    And after 9 months... they got twins!
  • Okay, AIB could have done a roast without expletives. But then Arnab would have sued them for plagiarism!Upload to Facebook
    Okay, AIB could have done a roast without expletives. But then Arnab would have sued them for plagiarism!
  • Breaking News:
    3 days holiday declared by PM Narendra Modi for all schools, colleges and offices to celebrate India's Victory over Pakistan!
    Dates: 29, 30, 31 of this month... Enjoy!
  • Boss to his Friend: Kya Zamana Aa Geya Hai... My secretary resigned yesterday.<br />
Friend: Why?<br />

Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!Upload to Facebook
    Boss to his Friend: Kya Zamana Aa Geya Hai... My secretary resigned yesterday.
    Friend: Why?
    Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
  • I made a chicken salad today.<br/>
The little bastard didn't even eat it!Upload to Facebook
    I made a chicken salad today.
    The little bastard didn't even eat it!
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