• I think I will age well because I have an amazing sense of Umar!Upload to Facebook
    I think I will age well because I have an amazing sense of Umar!
  • Our GDP has dropped below 7%.<br />
Ayodhya is still a political punchline.<br />
Pakistan is beating us in cricket.<br />
We are beating them in Hockey.<br />
Salman, Aamir and SRK are still the biggest stars.<br />
It's like wer're reliving the 90s, but in HD!Upload to Facebook
    Our GDP has dropped below 7%.
    Ayodhya is still a political punchline.
    Pakistan is beating us in cricket.
    We are beating them in Hockey.
    Salman, Aamir and SRK are still the biggest stars.
    It's like wer're reliving the 90s, but in HD!
  • They say, 'Nothing is Impossible!'<br />
From past few days, I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!Upload to Facebook
    They say, 'Nothing is Impossible!'
    From past few days, I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!
  • The height of Digitalisation:
Me:  O God, save me!
God: As jpg or pdf?Upload to Facebook
    The height of Digitalisation: Me: O God, save me! God: As jpg or pdf?
  • They say `The early bird catches the worm`, but they never tell that `The early worm gets caught`!Upload to Facebook
    They say "The early bird catches the worm", but they never tell that `The early worm gets caught`!
  • Doctor: How are you feeling now?<br/>
Patient: I'm feeling excited with 20 others.<br/>
Doctor: This is a serious mental case!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: How are you feeling now?
    Patient: I'm feeling excited with 20 others.
    Doctor: This is a serious mental case!
  • Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.<br/>
Fortunately I love money!Upload to Facebook
    Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
    Fortunately I love money!
  • Sometimes I think that Aliens don't want to visit us, because maybe they are all women and they want us to make the first move!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I think that Aliens don't want to visit us, because maybe they are all women and they want us to make the first move!
  • I don't understand why my parents get mad when I sleep all day.<br/>
Guys I'm staying out of trouble and I'm not spending your money at all!Upload to Facebook
    I don't understand why my parents get mad when I sleep all day.
    Guys I'm staying out of trouble and I'm not spending your money at all!
  • When a Punjabi arrives in Washington... <br/>
It becomes Washington BC!Upload to Facebook
    When a Punjabi arrives in Washington...
    It becomes Washington BC!
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