• When Raj Thackeray and Uddhav Thackeray were kids, were they called Bal Thackeray!Upload to Facebook
    When Raj Thackeray and Uddhav Thackeray were kids, were they called Bal Thackeray!
  • History of Women's Day:<br />
Initially Women's Day was planned on 6th March. Women took 2 days to get ready. <br />
That's how it got postponed to 8th March.<br />
Men's Day was also planned... but as usual, they forgot the date!Upload to Facebook
    History of Women's Day:
    Initially Women's Day was planned on 6th March. Women took 2 days to get ready.
    That's how it got postponed to 8th March.
    Men's Day was also planned... but as usual, they forgot the date!
  • Men will be Men:<br />
Advertisement of a new restaurant, named...<br />
`Topless Beauty`<br />
1000 men visited it on the very first day.<br />
They were shocked to see that the restaurant had no roof!Upload to Facebook
    Men will be Men:
    Advertisement of a new restaurant, named...
    "Topless Beauty"
    1000 men visited it on the very first day.
    They were shocked to see that the restaurant had no roof!
  • Employee: I want Hike.
    Boss: Install it from 'Play Store'.
  • 3 mistakes of everyone's life:<br />

Twitter<br />
Whatsapp<br />
FacebookUpload to Facebook
    3 mistakes of everyone's life:
    Twitter
    Whatsapp
    Facebook
  • Silly hairdresser always puts my superman cape on backwards!Upload to Facebook
    Silly hairdresser always puts my superman cape on backwards!
  • Math: Only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why!Upload to Facebook
    Math: Only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why!
  • Maid problem in India:<br />
Govt. bans maid under 15 years;<br />
Wives ban maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;<br />
And husbands ban maids above 40 yrs!Upload to Facebook
    Maid problem in India:
    Govt. bans maid under 15 years;
    Wives ban maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;
    And husbands ban maids above 40 yrs!
  • A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`<br/>
The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf. <br/>
Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long. <br/>
Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!Upload to Facebook
    A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`
    The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf.
    Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long.
    Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!
  • If she is single doesn't mean she is available;<br />
And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable!Upload to Facebook
    If she is single doesn't mean she is available;
    And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable!
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