|Priyanka - 36 yrs old|
Nick - 26 yrs old
Malaika - 45 yrs old
Arjun - 33 yrs old
Milind - 53 yrs old
Ankita - 27 yrs old
Don't make a big deal about the age difference. Nothing really matters as long as you love each other.
Me - 52 Years old
Macallan Single Malt - 18 yrs old!
|Why the baby shampoo is tear free, but mine isn't?|
At what point did my tears mean less?
|Dermatologist: Good news! Test results show that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.|
Girl: Great, how come?
Dermatologist: There is no more space left!
|Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?|
Because he was always spotted!
|Have you ever tried to eat a clock?|
It's very time-consuming!
|If you don't like my cheese jokes...|
You must be laughtose intolerant!
|Doctor: Miss, What's the problem?|
Girl: Nothing, I'm fine.
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not your boyfriend!
|Me? A procrastinator?|
I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
|What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? |
Well, the flag is a big plus!
|Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:|
Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?
Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!