Funny SMS

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India's Test Series defeat against England - 2014:
The first set of people to have taken PM Modi's speech seriously is the Indian Cricket team.
They believe in making Runs only in India!
If you steal someone's Husband, it is rude;
But if you steal her Maid or Servant,
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It is Unforgettable, Unforgivable and Unpardonable!
Rakhi Special:
Landlord to Paying Guest: Son, The whole year through, you had so many of your cousins visiting you... and today on Raksha Bandhan, not even a single one of them turned up!
A fat man made a mad rush through the gate for the rear platform of a departing train. As he came back perspiring and frowning, the gate-man said: just missed it, eh?
"Oh no!" The exhausted one replied. "I was only chasing her out of the station!"
Last Sunday, it was "Friendship Day" and next Sunday, it's "Raksha Bandhan".
Last Sunday, boys were behind girls;
And next Sunday, girls would be behind boys!
A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China. 15 children...
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injured while fighting for it!
Wifi and Wife -
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Neighbours have an eye on both of them!
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!
Alarm Clock:
A small tabletop device used to wake up people who don't have children!
I cried that I had no shoes, until I saw the man who stole it. Then he cried!

Quotes

Our destiny is frequently met in the very paths we take to avoid it.

Trivia

"Zoodles" are noodles made out of zucchini.

Graffiti

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.