|I was feeling so good when I was driving a Ferrari, and then suddenly...|
The alarm woke me up!
|One of the biggest scams in life was Mom saying she won't get angry if you tell the truth!|
|All thanks to Modi Ji, India is way ahead of U.S.A. Hum 12 Ghante Aage Chal Rahe Hain!|
Interviewer: How good are you at PowerPoint?|
Candidate: I Excel at it!
|I wear two pairs of pants when I go golfing... just in case, I get a hole-in-one!|
|Teacher: What do you learn at school?|
Kid: School has taught me how to look extremely busy whilst doing nothing at all!
|Just received this report from a friend in the USA regarding extremely bad cold wave.|
He lives in New England and for the last 2 days, they've had non-stop snow & temperature going down to - 20 C and gale force winds of up to 60mph.
They are totally isolated and his mother-in-law hasn't done anything else other than looking through the kitchen window.
He was saying that if it carries on like that he will have no alternative but to let her in!
|Steve jobs was actually a Marathi. His every innovation was dedicated to his mom...|
|Since Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).|
Not to be outdone by these kids, now the oldies can have their our own codes.
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
Hope these help... GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)!
|Normal people commit suicide, but CAs attempt suicide!|