• I texted my Darling if she loved me more than my money?<br/>
She texted back - ¥ € $Upload to Facebook
    I texted my Darling if she loved me more than my money?
    She texted back - ¥ € $
  • While driving on the road:<br/>
Husband: Why don't you use turn indicators? <br/>
Wife: What do you mean use turn indicators... why should I?<br/>
Husband:-So those other drivers know which way you will turn.<br/>
Wife: Where I am going is nobody's business!Upload to Facebook
    While driving on the road:
    Husband: Why don't you use turn indicators?
    Wife: What do you mean use turn indicators... why should I?
    Husband:-So those other drivers know which way you will turn.
    Wife: Where I am going is nobody's business!
  • Finally got the full form of 'Hmm...'<br/>
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Haan Meri Maa!Upload to Facebook
    Finally got the full form of 'Hmm...'
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    Haan Meri Maa!
  • To all Singles:<br/>
If you want to be Together, you have To-Get-Her!Upload to Facebook
    To all Singles:
    If you want to be Together, you have To-Get-Her!
  • Courtesy says... it's wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly gets to spend it himself, so he never knows!Upload to Facebook
    Courtesy says... it's wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly gets to spend it himself, so he never knows!
  • I love walking in the rain because no one can see me peeing inside my pants!Upload to Facebook
    I love walking in the rain because no one can see me peeing inside my pants!
  • I'm so broke that if I lost my wallet at a social gathering, I'd hope that no one finds it so that they don't get to know my reality!Upload to Facebook
    I'm so broke that if I lost my wallet at a social gathering, I'd hope that no one finds it so that they don't get to know my reality!
  • Friends buy you lunch.<br/>
Best friends eats it all!Upload to Facebook
    Friends buy you lunch.
    Best friends eats it all!
  • Judge: You're a thief.<br/>
Accused: No<br/>
Judge: Then what were you doing in their house at 4 am?<br/>
Accused: Catching Pokemons!Upload to Facebook
    Judge: You're a thief.
    Accused: No
    Judge: Then what were you doing in their house at 4 am?
    Accused: Catching Pokemons!
  • If somebody tells you that he is working on the Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics at some place.<br/>
Then don't be impress, he is washing dishes with hot water in a restaurant!Upload to Facebook
    If somebody tells you that he is working on the Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics at some place.
    Then don't be impress, he is washing dishes with hot water in a restaurant!
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