• Hoodie is just a Ghunghat that was born and brought up in America!Upload to Facebook
    Hoodie is just a Ghunghat that was born and brought up in America!
  • If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!Upload to Facebook
    If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!
  • Some people wake up in the morning and are all like `OMG I'm the luckiest person in the world`.<br/>
And I wake up all like `OMG I'm still alive`!Upload to Facebook
    Some people wake up in the morning and are all like "OMG I'm the luckiest person in the world".
    And I wake up all like "OMG I'm still alive"!
  • Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wonder why is the day you laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off!
  • Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice!Upload to Facebook
    Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice!
  • Loofah sponge instructions:<br/>
1. Wet before use<br/>
2. Use once<br/>
3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life!Upload to Facebook
    Loofah sponge instructions:
    1. Wet before use
    2. Use once
    3. Hang to dry as shower decoration for the rest of your life!
  • My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world. <br/>
So I'm going to drop her off in the desert and leave!Upload to Facebook
    My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like she is the only girl in the world.
    So I'm going to drop her off in the desert and leave!
  • Traveling on a low-cost Airline:<br/>
Air Hostess: Excuse me Sir, veg or non-veg?<br/>
Passenger: Veg.<br/>
Air Hostess: Ek Baar Na, Ek Haathi Aur Chinti The...!Upload to Facebook
    Traveling on a low-cost Airline:
    Air Hostess: Excuse me Sir, veg or non-veg?
    Passenger: Veg.
    Air Hostess: Ek Baar Na, Ek Haathi Aur Chinti The...!
  • Teacher: What will happen if the 3rd World War takes place?<br/>
Student: We will have one more chapter in our history book!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What will happen if the 3rd World War takes place?
    Student: We will have one more chapter in our history book!
  • Interviewer: Tell me a strength.<br/>
Candidate: I'm a decision maker.<br/>
Interviewer: Excellent. How about a weakness?<br/>
Candidate: I'm a bad decision maker!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Tell me a strength.
    Candidate: I'm a decision maker.
    Interviewer: Excellent. How about a weakness?
    Candidate: I'm a bad decision maker!
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