|Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?|
Siri opens the front camera!
|Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:|
Atithi Risky Bhav:
|If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned!|
|A man was hospitalized for 3 weeks. He fell in love with the nurse.|
He confessed his love to the nurse: I love you, you have stolen my heart.
Nurse: I swear sir, We have stolen your kidney. We haven't touched your heart yet!
|I freaked out when my girlfriend was about to look through my phone.|
I didn't want her to see my social media account, so I just told her I was cheating on her!
|I made a huge to-do list for today.|
I just can't figure out who is going to do it!
|A dog's logic:|
Yes I know I got hair on the couch.
It's called 'FUR'NITURE, isn't it?
|Google had removed the Paytm App on the grounds that it's promoting gambling.|
Surprised that Google Playstore still has Bharat Matrimony and Shaadi on it!
|If one learns from one's mistakes, shouldn't one try to make as many mistakes as possible?|
|I had Bhelpuri on my way back home from evening walks knowing there's going to be Khichdi for dinner.|
This is called 'Anticipatory Bhel'!