|An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!|
|Son: Isn't it time we stopped with the lame dad jokes? I'm 33 years old.|
Dad: Hi 33 years old. I'm dad!
|Wanna talk about Sodium?|
Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMg PISS OFF
|Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?|
Interviewer: Where is your degree?
Candidate: Here's the Postpaid Bill!
|Alternate Suicide Options:|
1. Tell a Woman - She looks fat
2. Argue with Arnab Goswami
3. Join Congress!
|What do you call when Alia and Rahul are standing far from each other?|
|How to know if you have achieved Inner Peace?|
STEP 1: Sit in front of a computer which has a 128Mb Ram and a very low processor speed.
STEP 2: Use a BSNL broadband Connection.
STEP 3: Open Browser to book a ticket on IRCTC for Tatkal.
If you can do that without getting irritated, You've achieved Inner Peace!
|Our phones are actually very smart. We are feeding their batteries 24/7|
|Blessed are the constipated for they don't give a shit!|
|Lord, let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday, as I am on a Friday!|