• There's a name for people who can't remember anything.<br/>
Those people are called parents!
    There's a name for people who can't remember anything.
    Those people are called parents!
  • There is nothing more hostile than writing `Friendly Reminder` in the workplace!
    There is nothing more hostile than writing `Friendly Reminder` in the workplace!
  • The look on my son's face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.<BR/>

I said `You did say you wanted an ex-box?`
    The look on my son's face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.
    I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?"
  • My uncle lost his job at the cemetery after burying someone in the wrong hole.<BR/>
It was a grave mistake!
    My uncle lost his job at the cemetery after burying someone in the wrong hole.
    It was a grave mistake!
  • When a Punjabi goes to Washington... it becomes Washington BC!
    When a Punjabi goes to Washington... it becomes Washington BC!
  • Before knowing about Anup Jalota<br/>
Boys to girls: Do you want to go clubbing, and then dinner?<br/><br/>

After knowing about Anup Jalota and his Girlfriend<br/>
Boys to girls: Do you want to go for a Jagrata, and then Langar?
    Before knowing about Anup Jalota
    Boys to girls: Do you want to go clubbing, and then dinner?

    After knowing about Anup Jalota and his Girlfriend
    Boys to girls: Do you want to go for a Jagrata, and then Langar?
  • Whilst cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.<br/>
I'm now parsley sighted!
    Whilst cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
    I'm now parsley sighted!
  • Using my parents' money: I'm going to buy that, and that. ₹ 1000? I'm definitely buying that.<br/>

Using my own money: ₹ 100? Maybe that's too much!
    Using my parents' money: I'm going to buy that, and that. ₹ 1000? I'm definitely buying that.
    Using my own money: ₹ 100? Maybe that's too much!
  • My soulmate and I will likely never meet, since neither of us like leaving the house!
    My soulmate and I will likely never meet, since neither of us like leaving the house!
  • Being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday!
    Being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday!