|When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.|
And not the school!
|A lady called her family doctor: Doctor, my husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?|
Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?
|I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!|
|Was going to rob a bank today....|
but the pen was chained to the desk!
|What's the difference between:|
4. Ex Boyfriend
Very Simple, Yaar
4. Coin box!
|Family member: What are you doing with your life?|
Me: It's a surprise!
|I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;|
But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!
|My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"|
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
|A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!|
|Cute things to call your girlfriend:|
6. 1/2 cup butter
8. Pour into pan
9. Preheat Oven to 325°
10. Bake till golden brown