|Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you till we are 70...|
What girls hear: Oh! So you're going to dump me at 71!
|Once my mom asked me to stand outside the room for a whole night as a punishment.|
That is the only one night stand I've had till now!
|Me at midnight:|
It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and one full season of a TV show on Netflix real quick!
|I wish I could swipe people in real life like Tinder!|
|Ration Card never tries to mess with Aadhaar card because...|
Aadhaar Card Ke Bahut Door Door Tak Links Hain!
|In the end - Linkin Park|
In the end - Linking Aadhar
|My wife made "Sarson Ka Saag" two days ago...|
Today, she served the leftovers as "Parson Ka Saag"!
|A person faints at a restaurant:|
Waiter: Is some Doctor here?
Man: I'm a CA.
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
|Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs!|
|I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!|