|You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes as her status!|
|And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich!|
|Parents asked college watchman, "Is this a good college?"|
Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!
|She: What are you drinking?|
He: Haldi Wala Doodh Badam Daal Ke
She: Cheap, Ganwar
He: Turmeric latte with almonds
|Arrange Marriage is like Lottery...|
Lag Gayi To Lag Gayi
Nahi To Lag Gayi
|Advice to all Ladies:|
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near!
|I thought I'll wake up in time to catch the sunrise, but...|
Dawn Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi, Namumkin Hai!
|Tim Cook: Mr. Modi, I am CEO of Apple, We would like to grow in India.|
Modi: Abhi Aam Ka Season Hai, August Mein Aana!
|Women Never Lie|
While getting married, most of the guys say to bride's parents that, "I will keep your daughter very happy for the lifetime."
Have you ever heard a bride saying something like this to the groom's parents?
No... because women don't lie!
|Akbar: Birbal, Humein Beta Hua Hai. |