|If anyone wants to leave the country for good, they are free to go anywhere they desire.|
But... no one dare leave this group!
|I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk,|
He said, "Wow cool! you 3D printed the save icon!"
|So, you hate your job?|
Whenever you think you have a dumb boss, just think about...
The IAS officer, who will be reporting to a 9th standard pass Deputy CM, who couldn't take his oath in one attempt.
And they can't even change their jobs!
~ The Ministry of Humour
|Globally, countries are mainly classified into two:|
1. Modi already visited
2. Modi yet to be visited
|Question for all women: Do you have to practice the penetrating look of disapproval or is it something you're all born with?|
|I get ignored so much my name should be Terms & Conditions!|
|James Bond: Mmmnmnmnm...|
Censor Board: Hey, why this long kiss?
James Bond: She's my girlfriend.
Censor Board: No. 50% cut.
James Bond: Sigh. She's now my Half Girlfriend!
|Never stop pushing yourself.|
Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough.
Why stop there?
Why not 9? 10?
Strive for greatness.
|Employee in Chennai: Due to heavy rains in the city, I cannot come to office.|
Boss: While applying for the job, you told your hobby is swimming, so come fast!
|I decided to change calling the bathroom the bathroom and renamed it the gym.|
I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning!