• Two Army Men were talking:<br/>
Army Man 1: Why did you join the army?<br/>
Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army?<br/>
Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!Upload to Facebook
    Two Army Men were talking:
    Army Man 1: Why did you join the army?
    Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army?
    Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
  • <b>The year 2030:</b><br/>
Husband: What is for dinner tonight?<br/>
Wife: OMG! You haven't checked my 'Instagram' yet! Upload to Facebook
    The year 2030:
    Husband: What is for dinner tonight?
    Wife: OMG! You haven't checked my 'Instagram' yet!
  • Next generation kids are really going to be unlucky...<br/>
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Their parents will know how to check history, hack passwords and crack App Locks!Upload to Facebook
    Next generation kids are really going to be unlucky...
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  • Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and...<br/>
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having their parents pick up the phone!Upload to Facebook
    Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and...
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  • Girls are like Internet Domain names...<br/>
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The ones you like are already taken!Upload to Facebook
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  • Doctor: Aapko Kabhi Pneumonia Ki Takleef Hui Thi Kya?

<br/>Patient: Haan Ek Baar.

<br/>Doctor: Kab?

<br/>Patient: School Mein, Jab Teacher Ne Spelling Pucha Tha!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Aapko Kabhi Pneumonia Ki Takleef Hui Thi Kya?
    Patient: Haan Ek Baar.
    Doctor: Kab?
    Patient: School Mein, Jab Teacher Ne Spelling Pucha Tha!
  • I'm single, so don't ask me for advice...<br/>
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I promote breakups!Upload to Facebook
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  • After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java!Upload to Facebook
    After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java!
  • Dear Plant Eaters,<br/>
Chicken never gave oxygen,<br/>
Chicken never gave shade, lose of chicken never caused global warming, then why to eat the good plants and trees?<br/>
Try Chicken - Go Green!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Plant Eaters,
    Chicken never gave oxygen,
    Chicken never gave shade, lose of chicken never caused global warming, then why to eat the good plants and trees?
    Try Chicken - Go Green!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife!Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife!
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