|Piece of philosophy from a passionate bunker.|
I always think of attending classes regularly... but for thinking, I need to bunk!
|There are 4 stages in a relationship.|
4. Jaa Marr
|Newton's fourth Law:|
A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!
Baby Baby = Yes Papa
You become Manager = Yes Papa
Lot of tension = Yes Papa
Family Life = No Papa
B.P. Sugar = High Papa
Yearly Bonus = Joke Papa
Monthly Pay = Low Papa
Personal Life = Lost Papa
Weekly Off = Ha ha ha!
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|Avoid meeting your girlfriend in MONSOON...|
Otherwise she'll become
|If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it.|
Neeche To Aise Padh Rahe Ho Jaise Upar Ki Saari Angreji Samajh Aa Gayi!
|Petrol Price -> Tiger|
Gold Price -> Deer
Vegetable Price -> Kangaroo
Phone, Electicity Bills -> Rabbit
My Salary -> Tortoise
|What is difference between Problem and Talent?|
2 boys love 1 girl = Problem
1 boy love 2 girls = Talent!
|If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive!|