|Maid problem in India:|
Govt banned maid under 15 years;
Wives banned maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;
husbands banned maids above 40 yrs!
|A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`|
The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf.
Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long.
Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!
|If she is single doesn't mean she is available;|
And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable!
Snatches the first kiss;
Pleads for the second;
Demands the third;
Takes the fourth;
Accepts the fifth;
And endures all the rest!
|I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.|
So I took a nap!
Mummy: Red Label Leke Aa.
Kid: Chota Ya Bada Packet?
Daddy: Red Label Leke Aa.
Kid: Quarter Ya half?
|Dear Student Loan,|
Thank you for saving my life. I can't think how I can ever repay you!
|A new study shows that Diarrhoea is hereditary... it runs in your Jeans!|
|When people call you 'Photogenic', they're actually trying to tell you that you look 'Uglier' than your picture!|
|I heard that good looks can kill.|
So, please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!