|Some couples are now maid for each other!|
|Me: Alexa, what's the weather for this week?|
Alexa: Don't worry about it, you are not going anywhere!
|Nail Salons - Closed|
Hair Salons - Closed
Lash Salons - Closed
It's about to get real ugly out here!
|If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!|
|Slept for 8 hours last night. Woke up fresh & supercharged.|
Looking forward to another day full of vigorous hand washing and staring through the window!
|Work from home scenario:|
Wife: How many times did the cooker whistle?
Husband: Eh?? Two... three...! I don't know.
Manager (on Skype): Three! I heard three!
|Just imagine..Beauty parlours are closed for weeks..|
On 5th April...so many females ...without makeup...
Candles in hand... no other lights...
Corona ki to maut pakka
|After this lockdown situation is over, I'm expecting these Punjabi songs:|
* Jatti Teri Coronavirus Vargi Puri Duniya Ch Tabahi Machai Firdi
* Gabhru Hai Poora Coronavirus Baliye Koi Darda Nede Na Aave
|The buttons of my jeans have started social distancing from each other!|
|All the major events have been cancelled, the only thing which is not cancelled -|
Daily dose of insult from parents!