• I was feeling so good when I was driving a Ferrari, and then suddenly...<br/>
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The alarm woke me up!Upload to Facebook
    I was feeling so good when I was driving a Ferrari, and then suddenly...
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    The alarm woke me up!
  • One of the biggest scams in life was Mom saying she won't get angry if you tell the truth!
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    One of the biggest scams in life was Mom saying she won't get angry if you tell the truth!
  • All thanks to Modi Ji, India is way ahead of U.S.A. Hum 12 Ghante Aage Chal Rahe Hain!
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    All thanks to Modi Ji, India is way ahead of U.S.A. Hum 12 Ghante Aage Chal Rahe Hain!
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Interviewer: How good are you at PowerPoint?<br/>
Candidate: I Excel at it!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: How good are you at PowerPoint?
    Candidate: I Excel at it!
  • I wear two pairs of pants when I go golfing... just in case, I get a hole-in-one!Upload to Facebook
    I wear two pairs of pants when I go golfing... just in case, I get a hole-in-one!
  • Teacher: What do you learn at school?<br/>
Kid: School has taught me how to look extremely busy whilst doing nothing at all!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What do you learn at school?
    Kid: School has taught me how to look extremely busy whilst doing nothing at all!
  • Just received this report from a friend in the USA regarding extremely bad cold wave.<br/><br/>
 
He lives in New England and for the last 2 days, they've had non-stop snow & temperature going down to - 20 C and gale force winds of up to 60mph. <br/><br/>


They are totally isolated and his mother-in-law hasn't done anything else other than looking through the kitchen window. <br/><br/>

He was saying that if it carries on like that he will have no alternative but to let her in!Upload to Facebook
    Just received this report from a friend in the USA regarding extremely bad cold wave.

    He lives in New England and for the last 2 days, they've had non-stop snow & temperature going down to - 20 C and gale force winds of up to 60mph.

    They are totally isolated and his mother-in-law hasn't done anything else other than looking through the kitchen window.

    He was saying that if it carries on like that he will have no alternative but to let her in!
  • Steve jobs was actually a Marathi. His every innovation was dedicated to his mom...<br/>
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    Steve jobs was actually a Marathi. His every innovation was dedicated to his mom...
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    iPhone
    iTunes
    iPad
  • Since Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).<br/><br/>

Not to be outdone by these kids, now the oldies can have their our own codes.<br/><br/>

ATD - At the Doctor's<br/><br/>

BFF - Best Friend's Funeral<br/><br/>

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair<br/><br/>

BYOT - Bring your own teeth<br/><br/>

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was<br/><br/>

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low<br/><br/>

GHA - Got Heartburn Again<br/><br/>

TOT - Texting on Toilet<br/><br/>

TTYL - Talk to You Louder<br/><br/>

Hope these help... GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)!Upload to Facebook
    Since Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).

    Not to be outdone by these kids, now the oldies can have their our own codes.

    ATD - At the Doctor's

    BFF - Best Friend's Funeral

    BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

    BYOT - Bring your own teeth

    FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    TOT - Texting on Toilet

    TTYL - Talk to You Louder

    Hope these help... GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)!
  • Normal people commit suicide, but CAs attempt suicide!Upload to Facebook
    Normal people commit suicide, but CAs attempt suicide!
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