|I texted my Darling if she loved me more than my money?|
She texted back - ¥ € $
|While driving on the road:|
Husband: Why don't you use turn indicators?
Wife: What do you mean use turn indicators... why should I?
Husband:-So those other drivers know which way you will turn.
Wife: Where I am going is nobody's business!
|Finally got the full form of 'Hmm...'|
Haan Meri Maa!
|To all Singles:|
If you want to be Together, you have To-Get-Her!
|Courtesy says... it's wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly gets to spend it himself, so he never knows!|
|I love walking in the rain because no one can see me peeing inside my pants!|
|I'm so broke that if I lost my wallet at a social gathering, I'd hope that no one finds it so that they don't get to know my reality!|
|Friends buy you lunch.|
Best friends eats it all!
|Judge: You're a thief.|
Judge: Then what were you doing in their house at 4 am?
Accused: Catching Pokemons!
|If somebody tells you that he is working on the Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics at some place.|
Then don't be impress, he is washing dishes with hot water in a restaurant!