|My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk. |
It's like he's a little husband in training!
|So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!|
|It's crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days.|
One blink and they've gone pasteurise!
|On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...|
Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
|Message from a friend in China:|
The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.
Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
|Why do people ask, "How was work?"|
Like, work is work... I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver... but here I am!
|While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;|
Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!
Priorities do matter!
|Who is a Malayalee?|
A Malayalee is a person who can speak Malayalam in any language!
Never ask an angry woman to "Just calm down" because it has the same effect as dropping a Mentos in a bottle of Coke!
|I was on Facebook to connect with my friends.|
I was on Twitter to connect with unknown people.
I was on Blogger to express my ideas.
My Boss saw me using all this in office and hence, now I am on LinkedIn to find a new job!