|A lady called the Ambulance service:|
Lady: Ambulance Service?
Executive: Yes Madam, what happened?
Lady: While drinking coffee, accidently it fell on my saree.
Executive: Are you really looking for an ambulance for this Madam?
Lady: Actually my husband laughed at me.
Executive: Got it, Madam, the ambulance will be there in two minutes!
|Interviewer: How about something personal?|
Candidate: Personally I need a job!
|I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media,|
but I'm not gonna listen to some weird guy who talks to himself!
- My stages of getting ready for work!
|Someone told me that it's good to make people laugh so I keep a printout of good jokes and if that doesn't work...|
I show them my payslip!
|Interviewer: Tumko Excel Aata Hai Kya?|
Candidate: Aa To Jayega, Par Thoda Tight Hoga, Main XXL Pehanta Hun!
|What 'SALE' board is to women, 'Vacancy' board is to engineers!|
|How does a chartered accountant scold his son?|
You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!
|The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone!|
|Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me?|
Candidate: How strong is the WiFi signal in the restroom?