• Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?<br/>
I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again!Upload to Facebook
    Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?
    I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again!
  • A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.<br/>
When it came time to pay,<br/>
The skunk didn't have a scent;<br/>
The deer didn't have a buck;<br/>
So they put the meal on the duck's bill!Upload to Facebook
    A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.
    When it came time to pay,
    The skunk didn't have a scent;
    The deer didn't have a buck;
    So they put the meal on the duck's bill!
  • When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+,  I'll have:<br/>
A big Penthouse.<br/>
Ferrari & Lamborgini<br/>
Farm in the hills<br/>
Island in the Carribean<br/>
I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true.<br/>
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    When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+, I'll have:
    A big Penthouse.
    Ferrari & Lamborgini
    Farm in the hills
    Island in the Carribean
    I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true.












    I am 50+
  • I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him `Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same`?<br/>

He replied, `Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife!`Upload to Facebook
    I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him "Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same"?
    He replied, "Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife!"
  • Uncle: What do you do?<br/>
Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.<br/>
Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?<br/>
Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Uncle: What do you do?
    Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.
    Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?
    Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!
  • Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?<br/>
Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!Upload to Facebook
    Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?
    Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!
  • She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai.<br/>
After a week she gets a new boyfriend.<br/>
Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai.
    After a week she gets a new boyfriend.
    Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!
  • Waiter: Plain Rice or GST Rice?<br/>
Jaitley: What's GST?<br/>
Waiter: Ahh, that's complex to explain!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Plain Rice or GST Rice?
    Jaitley: What's GST?
    Waiter: Ahh, that's complex to explain!
  • Punjabis on Weekdays: Bura Time<br/>
Punjabis on Weekends: Buraaaaah Time!Upload to Facebook
    Punjabis on Weekdays: Bura Time
    Punjabis on Weekends: Buraaaaah Time!
  • Yesterday, after finishing my office work I left for home in my car. On the way, I saw my neighbour walking on the footpath. I offered him a lift. He politely refused to say, `He is in a hurry`!<br/>
#TrafficUpload to Facebook
    Yesterday, after finishing my office work I left for home in my car. On the way, I saw my neighbour walking on the footpath. I offered him a lift. He politely refused to say, "He is in a hurry"!
    #Traffic
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