• Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you till we are 70...<br/>
What girls hear: Oh! So you're going to dump me at 71!Upload to Facebook
    Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you till we are 70...
    What girls hear: Oh! So you're going to dump me at 71!
  • Once my mom asked me to stand outside the room for a whole night as a punishment.<br/>
That is the only one night stand I've had till now!Upload to Facebook
    Once my mom asked me to stand outside the room for a whole night as a punishment.
    That is the only one night stand I've had till now!
  • Me at midnight:<br/>
It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and one full season of a TV show on Netflix real quick!Upload to Facebook
    Me at midnight:
    It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and one full season of a TV show on Netflix real quick!
  • I wish I could swipe people in real life like Tinder!
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    I wish I could swipe people in real life like Tinder!
  • Ration Card never tries to mess with Aadhaar card because...<br/>
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Aadhaar Card Ke Bahut Door Door Tak Links Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Ration Card never tries to mess with Aadhaar card because...
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    Aadhaar Card Ke Bahut Door Door Tak Links Hain!
  • In the end - Linkin Park<br/>
In the end - Linking AadharUpload to Facebook
    In the end - Linkin Park
    In the end - Linking Aadhar
  • My wife made `Sarson Ka Saag` two days ago...<br/>
Today, she served the leftovers as `Parson Ka Saag`!Upload to Facebook
    My wife made "Sarson Ka Saag" two days ago...
    Today, she served the leftovers as "Parson Ka Saag"!
  • A person faints at a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: Is some Doctor here?<br/>
Man: I'm a CA.<br/>
Waiter: What?<br/>
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!Upload to Facebook
    A person faints at a restaurant:
    Waiter: Is some Doctor here?
    Man: I'm a CA.
    Waiter: What?
    Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
  • Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs!
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    Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs!
  • I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!Upload to Facebook
    I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!
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