• My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk. <br/>
It's like he's a little husband in training!
    My son couldn't find the ketchup in the refrigerator because it was hidden by the milk.
    It's like he's a little husband in training!
  • So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!
    So Game of Thrones is Musical Chairs and the guy who wins is the one who was sitting the whole time!
  • It's crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days.<br/>
One blink and they've gone pasteurise!
    It's crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days.
    One blink and they've gone pasteurise!
  • On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...<br/>
Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
    On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...
    Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
  • Message from a friend in China:<br/>
The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.<br/>
Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.<br/>
Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.<br/>
Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
    Message from a friend in China:
    The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.
    Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
    Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
    Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
  • Why do people ask, `How was work?`<br/>
Like, work is work... I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver... but here I am!
    Why do people ask, "How was work?"
    Like, work is work... I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver... but here I am!
  • While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;<br/>
Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!<br/>
Priorities do matter!
    While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;
    Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!
    Priorities do matter!
  • Who is a Malayalee?<br/>
A Malayalee is a person who can speak Malayalam in any language!
    Who is a Malayalee?
    A Malayalee is a person who can speak Malayalam in any language!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Never ask an angry woman to `Just calm down` because it has the same effect as dropping a Mentos in a bottle of Coke!
    Pro Tip:
    Never ask an angry woman to "Just calm down" because it has the same effect as dropping a Mentos in a bottle of Coke!
  • I was on Facebook to connect with my friends.<br/>
I was on Twitter to connect with unknown people.<br/>
I was on Blogger to express my ideas.<br/>
My Boss saw me using all this in office and hence, now I am on LinkedIn to find a new job!
    I was on Facebook to connect with my friends.
    I was on Twitter to connect with unknown people.
    I was on Blogger to express my ideas.
    My Boss saw me using all this in office and hence, now I am on LinkedIn to find a new job!