|And while in Punjab:|
Relatives: Aapka Beta Kya Karta Hai?
Father: Engineer Hai Ji.
Relatives: Hum Kaise Maan Lein?
Father: Monty, Uncle Nu Nach Ke Vikha... Chal!
|Girls who marry for money and guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end.|
|Latest Census Report:|
1% Indrani's husbands!
|Sign Board In Front Of A Corporate Office:|
Drive slowly, don't kill the employees, leave them to us. We do it in a legal way.
|Dealing with idiots is like soccer.|
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
|I'm pretty sure the inventor of duct tape was a parent who'd had enough!|
|In a battle between Sleep and Studies,|
Internet always wins!
|Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!|
|Sometimes prayers are like emails.|
When you pray before exam, it goes directly into God's spam folder!
(n.) when you have too much month at the end of your money.