Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.
The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, "We need to talk".
Instructor: OK, You jump first!
|I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!|
|I don't know why the people who snore always fall asleep first?|
|I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!|
|Relative: What are you doing with your life?|
Me: It's a surprise!
|I don't need pepper spray to stop muggers, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes!|
|I think the only girl I know that hasn't said 'you're like a brother to me' is my sister!|
|Things in my bucket list:|
3. Loofah ========
|Idea is merging with Vodafone.|
Chances are that Abhishek Bachchan would lose his job to a dog and you think that your life sucks!
|Found a new scientific name for humans...|