• Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br/>
Patient: I go to the temple.<br/>
Doctor: Good... does it help?<br/>
Patient: No... I mix-up all the shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me!
    Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
    Patient: I go to the temple.
    Doctor: Good... does it help?
    Patient: No... I mix-up all the shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me!
  • Why was the broom late for work?<br/>
Because he overswept!
    Why was the broom late for work?
    Because he overswept!
  • I have a new phone charger but I also have a teenage son which means I somehow have an old charger and he has a new one!
    I have a new phone charger but I also have a teenage son which means I somehow have an old charger and he has a new one!
  • Bought my mum a fridge for her Birthday.<br/>
You should've seen her face light up when she opened it!
    Bought my mum a fridge for her Birthday.
    You should've seen her face light up when she opened it!
  • You know what makes me smile? <br/>
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Facial muscles!
    You know what makes me smile?
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    Facial muscles!
  • Police are on the lookout for a cross-eyed burglar.<br/>
They said, `if you see him peering through your window, please warn the people next-door!`
    Police are on the lookout for a cross-eyed burglar.
    They said, "if you see him peering through your window, please warn the people next-door!"
  • Marrying a girl because you got her pregnant is a real life `you break it, you buy it` scenario!
    Marrying a girl because you got her pregnant is a real life "you break it, you buy it" scenario!
  • One guy updated his Facebook status:<br/>
`Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber.`<br/>
400 Likes and 40 Comments. But the best comment was:<br/>
`Abey Saale, Tu Uber Se Geya Kidhar? Party Toh Tere Ghar Pe Hi Thi!`
    One guy updated his Facebook status:
    "Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
    400 Likes and 40 Comments. But the best comment was:
    "Abey Saale, Tu Uber Se Geya Kidhar? Party Toh Tere Ghar Pe Hi Thi!"
  • Pro Tip for Dating!<br/>
Swallow magnets to become attractive!
    Pro Tip for Dating!
    Swallow magnets to become attractive!
  • Son: Dad, what's an alcoholic?<br/>
Dad: Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.<br/>
Son: But Dad, I only see two!
    Son: Dad, what's an alcoholic?
    Dad: Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.
    Son: But Dad, I only see two!