• While Skydiving:<br/>
Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.<br/>
The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, `We need to talk`.<br/>
Instructor: OK, You jump first!Upload to Facebook
    While Skydiving:
    Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.
    The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, "We need to talk".
    Instructor: OK, You jump first!
  • I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!Upload to Facebook
    I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!
  • I don't know why the people who snore always fall asleep first?Upload to Facebook
    I don't know why the people who snore always fall asleep first?
  • I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!Upload to Facebook
    I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!
  • Relative: What are you doing with your life?<br/>
Me: It's a surprise!Upload to Facebook
    Relative: What are you doing with your life?
    Me: It's a surprise!
  • I don't need pepper spray to stop muggers, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes!Upload to Facebook
    I don't need pepper spray to stop muggers, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes!
  • I think the only girl I know that hasn't said 'you're like a brother to me' is my sister!Upload to Facebook
    I think the only girl I know that hasn't said 'you're like a brother to me' is my sister!
  • Things in my bucket list:<br/>

1. Mug<br/>
2. Soap<br/>
3. Loofah
========Upload to Facebook
    Things in my bucket list:
    1. Mug
    2. Soap
    3. Loofah ========
  • Idea is merging with Vodafone.<br/>
Chances are that Abhishek Bachchan would lose his job to a dog and you think that your life sucks!Upload to Facebook
    Idea is merging with Vodafone.
    Chances are that Abhishek Bachchan would lose his job to a dog and you think that your life sucks!
  • Found a new scientific name for humans...<br/>
`Homowhatsappians`!Upload to Facebook
    Found a new scientific name for humans...
    "Homowhatsappians"!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT