Friend 1: I hear you're going to get married. Congratulations!
Friend 2: You're mistaken; I am not getting married.
Friend 1: No? Ah, well; congratulations!
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Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?
Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.
Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?
Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!
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When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, your first prayer is: "Lord, please let that be my leg!"
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An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.
"Is there anything breakable in this package, M'am?"
"Only the Ten Commandments", she replied tersely!
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Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers?
Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent!
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Apple iPhone6 is available in India for approx Rs.65k.
Other great option:
Bangkok return ticket: 18k
2 Nights Hotel Stay: 10k
Meals: 4K
Massage: 3K
Shopping: 11k
Misc: 2K
Savings: 17K
Come back to India and buy any Xiaomi mi3, MOTO G, Asus Zenfone 5, Micromax Nitro, Sony C, Nokia 720 or Oppo.
You still have 2-3k left for 2 bottles of Jack Daniels at the Duty Free!
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One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.
Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.
He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!
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I hereby nominate my Ex and Ex' parents to do the Hot Boiling Water Challenge!
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.
Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me!
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People who live in glass houses should move out and rent the premises to beautiful women!
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