|Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery left!|
|My girlfriend's birthday is in 2 days, she said she'd be happy with something with a lot of diamonds in it.|
I hope she loves this pack of playing cards!
|I have a Punjabi friend who doesn't drink.|
I think he is adopted!
|A smart quote was written on a restaurant wall...|
'All our waiters are married... they know how to take orders'!
|I hate it when Mom says "Get up, it is already morning, the sun is out".|
So what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
|Arranged marriage meeting in India:|
Boy: Your favorite cuisine?
Girl: Woh Nainital Wale Mama Ji Ka Beta!
|On waking up, you reach out to your phone as if you can't wait to check whether God has answered your messages or not!|
|My superpower is I can change girl's "Active Now" to "Active Minutes Ago".|
That too just by sending "Hi"!
|Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you to take at 9 AM?|
Patient: I wanted to do 'Surgical Attack' and surprise the Bacteria.
|People who buy the iPhone 7 won't be able to catch it mid-air when they drop it by holding the earphones cable!|