|On average it takes 6 minutes for a person to fall asleep.|
And 1 minute if you're studying for exams!
|Patient: Doctor Sahab Meri Kidney Kyon Nikaal Li?|
Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Mein Stone Tha Isliye.
Patient: Toh Stone Nikalna Tha Na.
Doctor: Stone Ka Hum Kya Karenge?
|Rates for this festival season:|
Kaju Barfi: Rs.800/kg
Weight Loss: Rs.10,000/kg
So Enjoy Responsibly!
|I hope I die while doing something dangerous. Like climbing Mount Everest or...|
telling my wife that she has put on some weight!
|I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.|
Please don't buy it!
|Abhijit Banerjee got Nobel prize day before yesterday. His 1st wife was a Bengali, 2nd wife is a French.|
Amartya Sen got a Nobel prize earlier. His 1st wife was a Bengali too and the 2nd wife is Swedish.
Very much inspiring. Last night, after having 2 pegs I decided to discuss my possibilities of getting a Nobel prize with my wife.
The outcome, will discuss some other day!
|The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, "Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?" Just say, "Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?"|
|According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... "Sunte Ho" can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly!|
|Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!|
~ Mukesh Ambani
|Scientists and their Theories:|
1. Einstein: Relativity Theory
2. Darwin: Evolution Theory
3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory
4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory
5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory
6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory
Which is your favourite theory?