Funny SMS

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Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?
Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
You attend classes only for attendance?
You look at the calendar for holidays?
You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?
If the above is happening to you,
Congratulations - You are a perfect student!
Love affairs are like the game of Cricket;
Where One-Day Internationals are more popular than a 5 day Test!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?<br/>
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Mrs Dass has divorced Mr Dass.
Now she is...
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BinDass!
I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive!
I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive!
Please pray for my neighbour's wife. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a 16GB Memory Card and she is singing all the songs on it. We don't know what will happen when...
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she gets to the videos folder!
For Men "I love you" is a mathematical formula - where "I LOVE" is a constant and "YOU" is always a variable!
Polygamy would never work in this country. Think of six wives in a kitchenette!
Dear Ladies,
If you suspect your Man is cheating... take him to the front door of her possible mistress; and if his "Wi-Fi" connects automatically, you nailed it!
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank God, my husband is safe!

Quotes

Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.