|Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!|
|Friend: What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?|
Me: Mummy - Papa Ke Saath Ladki Dekhne Chala Gaya Tha Ek Baar!
|The pen tied to a thread in the PNB branch was a Rotomac!|
|Mom: Tu Toh Gussa Tha, Khana Nahi Khane Wala Tha, Ab Kya Hua?|
Boy: Kuch Nahi.
Mom: Sach Bol... Tele Babu Ne Tele Ko Kacham De Diya Na!
|Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).|
Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?
SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!
Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh 'Khaa' Jayega!
|Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, "Amma Jaan" Se Mangate Kya?|
Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?
Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh "Amma Jaan" Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap!
Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi "Amazon" Hai Re Howli!
Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...
People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...
Toh Yeh Lo "FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%"!
|Guy: Hey Siri, teach me the art of living.|
Siri: First lesson. Call me Siri Siri!
|Interviewer: Financial Management Kaisa Hai? |
Candidate: Subah Der Se Uthta Hun, Breakfast Ke Paise Bach Jaate Hain!
3 words better than I Love?|
You look thin!