|I want rich people's problems.|
Like where to park my yacht!
|Boss: You can't come to the office drunk.|
Mallu Employee: Bud Wei Ser?
|Dogs prepare you for babies.|
Cats prepare you for teenagers!
|I am beginning to suspect a woman invented this Coronavirus because:|
1. Mostly men die.
2. Football matches cancelled.
3. Sports events cancelled.
4. Bars and Pubs closed.
5. No socializing in public.
6. You have to stay at home with your wife for 24/7
|How to slap someone while social distancing?|
It is very simple. Wear a mask and gloves then you can!
|Horror movies do not scare me anymore. My bank statement does!|
|Protect yourself from COVID-19.|
Remember, if you are admitted to the ICU, your phone will be with your spouse!
|Blessed are the constipated.|
For they don't give a shit!
|You don't really realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get up!|
|Foreign Country: I am 21 years old.|
India: Documents Mein 20 Hai, Actual Age 21 Hai!