|It's funny how people quickly lose trust when searching for a TV remote. `Are you sitting on the remote?`...|
|5 missed calls from the husband, and the wife thinks,|
"What could have happened?"
5 missed calls from wife, and husband thinks,
"What is going to happen?
|I went to the supermarket with my wife, and she called me lazy!|
I was that shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley!
|My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!|
|What colour socks do bears wear?|
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
|What did the hat say to the scarf? |
You hang around while I go on ahead!
|One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!|
|I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"|
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
|Do you know what my late father said to me?|
Sorry, I'm late!
|I asked this guy at the multiplex if there was any good movie to watch.|
He said, "They are playing Nun"!