|Gay people are amazingly helpful.|
Not only they leave girls for us, they also take one guy with them from competition!
Don't marry a tennis player, because love means nothing to them!
|Facebook Reactions meanings when you upload a picture:|
👍- Normal Friend
❤- A friend who likes you more than you like him
😯- Jisko believe Nahi Hota Ki Tumhari Bhi Picture Achhi Aa Sakti Hai
😢- The one who doesn't have a DSLR
😡- Jisko tum Saath Ghoomne Nahi Le Kar Gaye
😆- Best Friend
|My wife got offended when I told her, she is my strength. She asked me if it means, other women are my weaknesses!|
|I had also received death threats in the past.|
My Girlfriend told me: Aaj Recharge Nahi Karwaya Toh Zinda Nahi Chodhungi!
Veeru: Basanti In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna.
Basanti: Excuse me, don't tell me what to do. I am an independent woman and I take my own decisions!
|When we were kids the only way to block someone was to hit them in the head with a brick!|
|I wanted to be a comedian but I was afraid everyone would laugh at me!|
|How does one pea explain his love to another pea?|
Have I told you how much you 'Matar' to me?
|I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...|
But it was only on paper view!