• Gay people are amazingly helpful.<br/>
Not only they leave girls for us, they also take one guy with them from competition!
    Gay people are amazingly helpful.
    Not only they leave girls for us, they also take one guy with them from competition!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Don't marry a tennis player, because love means nothing to them!
    Pro Tip:
    Don't marry a tennis player, because love means nothing to them!
  • Facebook Reactions meanings when you upload a picture:<br/>

👍- Normal Friend<br/>
❤- A friend who likes you more than you like him<br/>
😯- Jisko believe Nahi Hota Ki Tumhari Bhi Picture Achhi Aa Sakti Hai<br/>
😢- The one who doesn't have a DSLR<br/>
😡- Jisko tum Saath Ghoomne Nahi Le Kar Gaye<br/>
😆- Best Friend
    Facebook Reactions meanings when you upload a picture:
    👍- Normal Friend
    ❤- A friend who likes you more than you like him
    😯- Jisko believe Nahi Hota Ki Tumhari Bhi Picture Achhi Aa Sakti Hai
    😢- The one who doesn't have a DSLR
    😡- Jisko tum Saath Ghoomne Nahi Le Kar Gaye
    😆- Best Friend
  • My wife got offended when I told her, she is my strength. She asked me if it means, other women are my weaknesses!
    My wife got offended when I told her, she is my strength. She asked me if it means, other women are my weaknesses!
  • I had also received death threats in the past.<br/>
My Girlfriend told me: Aaj Recharge Nahi Karwaya Toh Zinda Nahi Chodhungi!
    I had also received death threats in the past.
    My Girlfriend told me: Aaj Recharge Nahi Karwaya Toh Zinda Nahi Chodhungi!
  • -Sholay 2018-<br/>
Veeru: Basanti In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna.<br/>
Basanti: Excuse me, don't tell me what to do. I am an independent woman and I take my own decisions!
    -Sholay 2018-
    Veeru: Basanti In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna.
    Basanti: Excuse me, don't tell me what to do. I am an independent woman and I take my own decisions!
  • When we were kids the only way to block someone was to hit them in the head with a brick!
    When we were kids the only way to block someone was to hit them in the head with a brick!
  • I wanted to be a comedian but I was afraid everyone would laugh at me!
    I wanted to be a comedian but I was afraid everyone would laugh at me!
  • How does one pea explain his love to another pea?<br/>
Have I told you how much you 'Matar' to me?
    How does one pea explain his love to another pea?
    Have I told you how much you 'Matar' to me?
  • I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...<br/>
But it was only on paper view!
    I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...
    But it was only on paper view!