• It's funny how people quickly lose trust when searching for a TV remote. `Are you sitting on the remote?`...<br/>
No...<br/>
`Get up`!
    It's funny how people quickly lose trust when searching for a TV remote. `Are you sitting on the remote?`...
    No...
    `Get up`!
  • 5 missed calls from the husband, and the wife thinks,<br/>
`What could have happened?`<br/><br/>

5 missed calls from wife, and husband thinks,<br/>
`What is going to happen?
    5 missed calls from the husband, and the wife thinks,
    "What could have happened?"

    5 missed calls from wife, and husband thinks,
    "What is going to happen?
  • I went to the supermarket with my wife, and she called me lazy!<br/>
I was that shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley!
    I went to the supermarket with my wife, and she called me lazy!
    I was that shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley!
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!
    My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!
  • What colour socks do bears wear?<br/>
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
    What colour socks do bears wear?
    They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
  • What did the hat say to the scarf? <br/>
You hang around while I go on ahead!
    What did the hat say to the scarf?
    You hang around while I go on ahead!
  • One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!
    One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!
  • I saw a man at the beach yelling. `Help, Shark!`<br/>
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
    I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"
    Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
  • Do you know what my late father said to me?<br/>
Sorry, I'm late!
    Do you know what my late father said to me?
    Sorry, I'm late!
  • I asked this guy at the multiplex if there was any good movie to watch.<br/>
He said, `They are playing Nun`!
    I asked this guy at the multiplex if there was any good movie to watch.
    He said, "They are playing Nun"!