• Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!
    Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!
  • Friend: What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?<br/>
Me: Mummy - Papa Ke Saath Ladki Dekhne Chala Gaya Tha Ek Baar!
    Friend: What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?
    Me: Mummy - Papa Ke Saath Ladki Dekhne Chala Gaya Tha Ek Baar!
  • The pen tied to a thread in the PNB branch was a Rotomac!
    The pen tied to a thread in the PNB branch was a Rotomac!
  • Mom: Tu Toh Gussa Tha, Khana Nahi Khane Wala Tha, Ab Kya Hua?<br/>
Boy: Kuch Nahi.<br/>
Mom: Sach Bol... Tele Babu Ne Tele Ko Kacham De Diya Na!
    Mom: Tu Toh Gussa Tha, Khana Nahi Khane Wala Tha, Ab Kya Hua?
    Boy: Kuch Nahi.
    Mom: Sach Bol... Tele Babu Ne Tele Ko Kacham De Diya Na!
  • Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).<br/>
Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?<br/>
SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!<br/>
Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh  'Khaa' Jayega!
    Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).
    Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?
    SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!
    Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh 'Khaa' Jayega!
  • Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, `Amma Jaan` Se Mangate Kya?<br/>
Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?<br/>
Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh `Amma Jaan` Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap! <br/>
Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi `Amazon` Hai Re Howli!
    Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, "Amma Jaan" Se Mangate Kya?
    Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?
    Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh "Amma Jaan" Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap!
    Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi "Amazon" Hai Re Howli!
  • Mitron...<br/>
Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...<br/>
People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...<br/>
Toh Yeh Lo `FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%`!
    Mitron...
    Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...
    People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...
    Toh Yeh Lo "FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%"!
  • Guy: Hey Siri, teach me the art of living.<br/>
Siri: First lesson. Call me Siri Siri!
    Guy: Hey Siri, teach me the art of living.
    Siri: First lesson. Call me Siri Siri!
  • Interviewer: Financial Management Kaisa Hai? <br/>
Candidate: Subah Der Se Uthta Hun, Breakfast Ke Paise Bach Jaate Hain!
    Interviewer: Financial Management Kaisa Hai?
    Candidate: Subah Der Se Uthta Hun, Breakfast Ke Paise Bach Jaate Hain!
  • 
3 words better than I Love?<br/>
You look thin!
    3 words better than I Love?
    You look thin!