|I was going to nail a shelf to my wall, but then I thought...|
|There are only three things that always tell the truth!|
1. Young Children
3. Yoga Pants
|Just been to the supermarket and swapped fifty raisins for one hundred sultanas.|
Can't believe the currant exchange rate!
|I got arrested for impersonating a firework. |
They let me off!
|Friend is word.|
Yaar is an emotion.
But 'Kamina' is a feeling!
|Bappi Lahiri was not born.|
His parents bought him on Dhanteras!
|Teacher: How old is your father?|
Boy: As old as me.
Teacher: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born!
|The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.|
The quickest way to a woman's heart is to hand her cash!
|Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?|
Because then it would be a foot!
|If you're born in November you know your parents had a brilliant Valentine's Day!|