|I went into a cake shop today and asked, "Is that a custard or a meringue?"|
She said, "You're not wrong, it's a custard"!
|Last night I watched a documentary on a guy who worked sixty hours a week crushing coke cans.|
It was soda pressing!
|Imran and his wife are thinking about where to live.|
In PM House - No one has ever completed a Term as Pakistan's PM.
In Imran's Home - No one has ever completed a Term as Imran's wife!
|The world tongue-twister champion has just been arrested. |
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence!
|What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?|
Same middle name!
|A biscuit which was eaten without being dipped in chai is a biscuit which never got to realize it's true potential!|
|My mother used to beat me as a child with a camera.|
I keep having flash backs!
|What do you say to a man who's just stolen your gate?|
Nothing! he might take a fence!
|I eat Hot English Mustard so yeah I know a thing or two about self-harm!|
|Apparently, over a quarter of pet owners let their pets sleep on the bed with them.|
I tried it, but my goldfish died!