I'm, like, really smart; and like, really available!
|Dentist: Open up, please.|
Boy: She saw my text but didn't reply.
Dentist: Abbey Munh Khol, Jazzbaat Nahi!
|Friend 1: One day I'll be so rich that I'll own the most expensive Rolex watch.|
Friend 2: Woh Toh Waqt Hi Batayega!
|Job interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Cambridge University.|
Candidate: Yeah, I was visiting my sister!
|Somebody told me that my clothes were gay. |
"I know," I said. "They came out of the closet this morning"!
Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.
The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, "We need to talk".
Instructor: OK, You jump first!
Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise yoga regularly, you will still die when your time comes!
|Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.|
Boy: Life imprisonment!
|Guy1: Do you have any girlfriend?|
Guy2: Yes but she lives in another nation.
Guy1: Which nation?
|Interviewer: Do you have any skills?|
Interviewee: I can turn a simple 20 minute task into a strenuous 2 hour task!