• I was going to nail a shelf to my wall, but then I thought...<br/>
Screw it!
    I was going to nail a shelf to my wall, but then I thought...
    Screw it!
  • There are only three things that always tell the truth!<br/><br/>

1. Young Children<br/>
2. Drunks<br/>
3. Yoga Pants
    There are only three things that always tell the truth!

    1. Young Children
    2. Drunks
    3. Yoga Pants
  • Just been to the supermarket and swapped fifty raisins for one hundred sultanas.<br/>
Can't believe the currant exchange rate!
    Just been to the supermarket and swapped fifty raisins for one hundred sultanas.
    Can't believe the currant exchange rate!
  • I got arrested for impersonating a firework. <br/>
They let me off!
    I got arrested for impersonating a firework.
    They let me off!
  • Friend is word.<br/>
Yaar is an emotion.<br/>
But 'Kamina' is a feeling!
    Friend is word.
    Yaar is an emotion.
    But 'Kamina' is a feeling!
  • Bappi Lahiri was not born.<br/>
His parents bought him on Dhanteras!
    Bappi Lahiri was not born.
    His parents bought him on Dhanteras!
  • Teacher: How old is your father?<br/>
Boy: As old as me.<br/>
Teacher: How can that be?<br/>
Boy: He became a father only when I was born!
    Teacher: How old is your father?
    Boy: As old as me.
    Teacher: How can that be?
    Boy: He became a father only when I was born!
  • The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.<br/>
The quickest way to a woman's heart is to hand her cash!
    The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
    The quickest way to a woman's heart is to hand her cash!
  • Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?<br/>
Because then it would be a foot!
    Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  • If you're born in November you know your parents had a brilliant Valentine's Day!
    If you're born in November you know your parents had a brilliant Valentine's Day!