• I went into a cake shop today and asked, `Is that a custard or a meringue?`<br/>
She said, `You're not wrong, it's a custard`!
    I went into a cake shop today and asked, "Is that a custard or a meringue?"
    She said, "You're not wrong, it's a custard"!
  • Last night I watched a documentary on a guy who worked sixty hours a week crushing coke cans.<br/>
It was soda pressing!
    Last night I watched a documentary on a guy who worked sixty hours a week crushing coke cans.
    It was soda pressing!
  • Imran and his wife are thinking about where to live.<br/>
In PM House - No one has ever completed a Term as Pakistan's PM.<br/>
In Imran's Home -  No one has ever completed a Term as Imran's wife!
    Imran and his wife are thinking about where to live.
    In PM House - No one has ever completed a Term as Pakistan's PM.
    In Imran's Home - No one has ever completed a Term as Imran's wife!
  • The world tongue-twister champion has just been arrested. <br/>
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence!
    The world tongue-twister champion has just been arrested.
    I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence!
  • What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?<br/>
Same middle name!
    What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
    Same middle name!
  • A biscuit which was eaten without being dipped in chai is a biscuit which never got to realize it's true potential!
    A biscuit which was eaten without being dipped in chai is a biscuit which never got to realize it's true potential!
  • My mother used to beat me as a child with a camera.<br/>
I keep having flash backs!
    My mother used to beat me as a child with a camera.
    I keep having flash backs!
  • What do you say to a man who's just stolen your gate?<br/>
Nothing! he might take a fence!
    What do you say to a man who's just stolen your gate?
    Nothing! he might take a fence!
  • I eat Hot English Mustard so yeah I know a thing or two about self-harm!
    I eat Hot English Mustard so yeah I know a thing or two about self-harm!
  • Apparently, over a quarter of pet owners let their pets sleep on the bed with them.<br/>
I tried it, but my goldfish died!
    Apparently, over a quarter of pet owners let their pets sleep on the bed with them.
    I tried it, but my goldfish died!