• A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.<br/>
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
    A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.
    Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
  • It's very hard to make friends as an adult because once you are an adult you have realized that you hate everyone!
    It's very hard to make friends as an adult because once you are an adult you have realized that you hate everyone!
  • Mom: Ek Joke Dikhaun.<br/>
Boy: Joke Sunaate Hain, Dikhate Nahi.<br/>
Mom: Achha, Us Mirror Mein Dekh Phir!
    Mom: Ek Joke Dikhaun.
    Boy: Joke Sunaate Hain, Dikhate Nahi.
    Mom: Achha, Us Mirror Mein Dekh Phir!
  • Just because something's `traditional` doesn't mean you should keep doing it.<br/>
Your family is probably idiot!
    Just because something's "traditional" doesn't mean you should keep doing it.
    Your family is probably idiot!
  • My boss told me to have a good day...<br/>
So I took a day off and slept for whole day!
    My boss told me to have a good day...
    So I took a day off and slept for whole day!
  • Girl: Sir, please help me. A guy blackmails me.<br/>
Police Official: Don't worry just go to settings in gmail and change the colour of the theme!
    Girl: Sir, please help me. A guy blackmails me.
    Police Official: Don't worry just go to settings in gmail and change the colour of the theme!
  • What do you call a dictionary on drugs? <br/>
Addictionary!
    What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
    Addictionary!
  • Have you ever thought that if soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?
    Have you ever thought that if soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?
  • Dear IPL viewers,<br/>
Please enjoy all the matches.<br/>
Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!
    Dear IPL viewers,
    Please enjoy all the matches.
    Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!
  • Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again!
    Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again!