|Zomato guy entered SBI to deliver lunch.|
They told him to come after lunchtime!
|When your parents say, "Koi Chakkar Ho Toh Bata Do!"|
"Tudwa Hum Denge Hi" is silent!
|I was in line at the supermarket when the guy in front of me farted. I stared at him, he turned around and said, "If you heard that, you are not keeping your distance and if you smelled it, your mask is not helping you at all!"|
|What pets think about quarantine:|
Dog: He loves me so much. He quit his job to be with me.
Cat: I knew that idiot would get fired one day!
|Shop assistant fought off armed robber with his labelling gun.|
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head!
|A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!"|
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you..."
If you hold your ear close enough to a stranger's leg, you can actually hear them say "What the hell are you doing?"
|Me: Alexa! Play me a song.|
Alexa: Aatmnirbhar Bano Aur Khud Hi Gaa Lo!
In a relationship
|Girl: Hey, are you dating someone?|
Me: No, I am Aatmnirbhar!