• Dating Profile:<br/>
I'm, like, really smart; and like, really available!Upload to Facebook
    Dating Profile:
    I'm, like, really smart; and like, really available!
  • Dentist: Open up, please.<br/>
Boy: She saw my text but didn't reply.<br/>
Dentist: Abbey Munh Khol, Jazzbaat Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Dentist: Open up, please.
    Boy: She saw my text but didn't reply.
    Dentist: Abbey Munh Khol, Jazzbaat Nahi!
  • Friend 1: One day I'll be so rich that I'll own the most expensive Rolex watch.<br/>
Friend 2: Woh Toh Waqt Hi Batayega!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: One day I'll be so rich that I'll own the most expensive Rolex watch.
    Friend 2: Woh Toh Waqt Hi Batayega!
  • Job interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Cambridge University.<br/>
Candidate: Yeah, I was visiting my sister!Upload to Facebook
    Job interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Cambridge University.
    Candidate: Yeah, I was visiting my sister!
  • Somebody told me that my clothes were gay. <br/>
`I know,` I said. `They came out of the closet this morning`!Upload to Facebook
    Somebody told me that my clothes were gay.
    "I know," I said. "They came out of the closet this morning"!
  • While Skydiving:<br/>
Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.<br/>
The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, `We need to talk`.<br/>
Instructor: OK, You jump first!Upload to Facebook
    While Skydiving:
    Instructor: Sir, You can't just jump out without your equipment on.
    The boy shows him the text of girlfriend saying, "We need to talk".
    Instructor: OK, You jump first!
  • <b>Medical Fact:</b><br/>

Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise yoga regularly, you will still die when your time comes!Upload to Facebook
    Medical Fact:
    Did you know that, if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practise yoga regularly, you will still die when your time comes!
  • Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.<br/>
Boy: Life imprisonment!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
    Boy: Life imprisonment!
  • Guy1: Do you have any girlfriend?<br/>
Guy2: Yes but she lives in another nation.<br/>
Guy1: Which nation?<br/>
Guy2: Imagination!Upload to Facebook
    Guy1: Do you have any girlfriend?
    Guy2: Yes but she lives in another nation.
    Guy1: Which nation?
    Guy2: Imagination!
  • Interviewer: Do you have any skills?<br/>
Interviewee: I can turn a simple 20 minute task into a strenuous 2 hour task!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Do you have any skills?
    Interviewee: I can turn a simple 20 minute task into a strenuous 2 hour task!
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