|A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.|
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
|It's very hard to make friends as an adult because once you are an adult you have realized that you hate everyone!|
|Mom: Ek Joke Dikhaun.|
Boy: Joke Sunaate Hain, Dikhate Nahi.
Mom: Achha, Us Mirror Mein Dekh Phir!
|Just because something's "traditional" doesn't mean you should keep doing it.|
Your family is probably idiot!
|My boss told me to have a good day...|
So I took a day off and slept for whole day!
|Girl: Sir, please help me. A guy blackmails me.|
Police Official: Don't worry just go to settings in gmail and change the colour of the theme!
|What do you call a dictionary on drugs? |
|Have you ever thought that if soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?|
|Dear IPL viewers,|
Please enjoy all the matches.
Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!
|Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again!|