• Warning: <br/>
My mouth is like a magician's hat... you just know what's gonna come out of it!
    Warning:
    My mouth is like a magician's hat... you just know what's gonna come out of it!
  • Son: Maa! Chalo Jaldi Ghar Se Bahar Earthquake Aaya Hai. <br/>
Mom: Haan Pehle Tu Sweater Pehen Le, Bahar Bahut Thand Hai!
    Son: Maa! Chalo Jaldi Ghar Se Bahar Earthquake Aaya Hai.
    Mom: Haan Pehle Tu Sweater Pehen Le, Bahar Bahut Thand Hai!
  • To the guy who invented the number zero.  <br/>
Thanks for nothing!
    To the guy who invented the number zero.
    Thanks for nothing!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Growing a beard doesn't make you look less bald!
    What did I learn today?
    Growing a beard doesn't make you look less bald!
  • I don't hate school.<br/>
I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
    I don't hate school.
    I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
  • Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br/>
Me: I go to the temple.<br/>
Doctor: Good... and do meditation?<br/>
Me: No... I mix-up all shoes and watch people searching for them!
    Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?
    Me: I go to the temple.
    Doctor: Good... and do meditation?
    Me: No... I mix-up all shoes and watch people searching for them!
  • Girl1: OMG! I just Burnt 1,200 calories today.<br/>
Girl2: Really, but how?<br/>
Girl1: I forgot the pizza in the oven!
    Girl1: OMG! I just Burnt 1,200 calories today.
    Girl2: Really, but how?
    Girl1: I forgot the pizza in the oven!
  • Interviewer: How do you explain the long gap in your resume?<br/>
Candidate: I fell asleep with my face on the spacebar!
    Interviewer: How do you explain the long gap in your resume?
    Candidate: I fell asleep with my face on the spacebar!
  • Me to my best friends: I seriously hate people so much. <br/>
Me applying for jobs: I love working with people and I'm very sociable!
    Me to my best friends: I seriously hate people so much.
    Me applying for jobs: I love working with people and I'm very sociable!
  • I woke up like this. <br/>
And by 'like this' I mean exhausted and in desperate need of coffee!
    I woke up like this.
    And by 'like this' I mean exhausted and in desperate need of coffee!