My mouth is like a magician's hat... you just know what's gonna come out of it!
|Son: Maa! Chalo Jaldi Ghar Se Bahar Earthquake Aaya Hai. |
Mom: Haan Pehle Tu Sweater Pehen Le, Bahar Bahut Thand Hai!
|To the guy who invented the number zero. |
Thanks for nothing!
|What did I learn today?|
Growing a beard doesn't make you look less bald!
|I don't hate school.|
I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
|Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?|
Me: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good... and do meditation?
Me: No... I mix-up all shoes and watch people searching for them!
|Girl1: OMG! I just Burnt 1,200 calories today.|
Girl2: Really, but how?
Girl1: I forgot the pizza in the oven!
|Interviewer: How do you explain the long gap in your resume?|
Candidate: I fell asleep with my face on the spacebar!
|Me to my best friends: I seriously hate people so much. |
Me applying for jobs: I love working with people and I'm very sociable!
|I woke up like this. |
And by 'like this' I mean exhausted and in desperate need of coffee!