A relationship? And I laughed and laughed and laughed until I cried!
|At a job interview, I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.|
"Nervous?" asked the interviewer
"No, I always give 110%"!
|Moms are able to magically find things because they are the ones who moved it in the first place!|
|My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!|
|Me: Can anybody play a game with me?|
Life: I'm on my way, bro!
|I have a Chinese friend named Fang. At an official function, we were having snacks. |
I asked him, "Fang, do you ever get fed up of people saying that all Chinese look the same?"
He replied, "Fang has gone to the washroom. I am his wife"!
|Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax?|
If you do, please give me a shout!
|Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign that read "& Emergency"|
She claims that she found it by Accident!
|What is the similarity between Gabbar Singh and a cardiologist?|
Both say, "Pehle Namak Khaya Hai, Ab Goli Kha"!
|We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!|