• Relationship Status:<br/>
A relationship? And I laughed and laughed and laughed until I cried!
    Relationship Status:
    A relationship? And I laughed and laughed and laughed until I cried!
  • At a job interview, I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.<br/>

`Nervous?` asked the interviewer<br/>

`No, I always give 110%`!
    At a job interview, I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
    "Nervous?" asked the interviewer
    "No, I always give 110%"!
  • Moms are able to magically find things because they are the ones who moved it in the first place!
    Moms are able to magically find things because they are the ones who moved it in the first place!
  • My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!
    My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!
  • Me: Can anybody play a game with me?<br/>
Life: I'm on my way, bro!
    Me: Can anybody play a game with me?
    Life: I'm on my way, bro!
  • I have a Chinese friend named Fang. At an official function, we were having snacks. <br/>
I asked him, `Fang, do you ever get fed up of people saying that all Chinese look the same?`<br/>
He replied, `Fang has gone to the washroom. I am his wife`!
    I have a Chinese friend named Fang. At an official function, we were having snacks.
    I asked him, "Fang, do you ever get fed up of people saying that all Chinese look the same?"
    He replied, "Fang has gone to the washroom. I am his wife"!
  • Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax?<br/>
If you do, please give me a shout!
    Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax?
    If you do, please give me a shout!
  • Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign that read `& Emergency`<br/>
She claims that she found it by Accident!
    Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign that read "& Emergency"
    She claims that she found it by Accident!
  • What is the similarity between Gabbar Singh and a cardiologist?<br/>
Both say, `Pehle Namak Khaya Hai, Ab Goli Kha`!
    What is the similarity between Gabbar Singh and a cardiologist?
    Both say, "Pehle Namak Khaya Hai, Ab Goli Kha"!
  • We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!<br/>
#Captcha #Robot
    We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!
    #Captcha #Robot