• Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!
    Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!
  • Thing which wakes you up in the morning:<br/>

Alarm ✖<br/>
Enough sleep ✖<br/>
Mummy ke lectures ✔
    Thing which wakes you up in the morning:
    Alarm ✖
    Enough sleep ✖
    Mummy ke lectures ✔
  • Physics is just humans figuring out the code of our simulation!
    Physics is just humans figuring out the code of our simulation!
  • When it rains in India, it is the duty of potatoes/onions to cover themselves with besan and jump into boiling oil!
    When it rains in India, it is the duty of potatoes/onions to cover themselves with besan and jump into boiling oil!
  • The biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom:<br/>
'Should I save water or save paper?'
    The biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom:
    'Should I save water or save paper?'
  • I always take a keen interest in what my wife makes for dinner in case I have to explain it to the doctor!
    I always take a keen interest in what my wife makes for dinner in case I have to explain it to the doctor!
  • Girls want attention. Women want respect.<br/>
Men want both.<br/>
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No no no... not attention and respect. Both girls and women!
    Girls want attention. Women want respect.
    Men want both.
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    No no no... not attention and respect. Both girls and women!
  • HR: Please keep your salary details confidential.<br/>
Employee: Sir Main Khud Bahut Sharminda Hun Iski Vajah Se!
    HR: Please keep your salary details confidential.
    Employee: Sir Main Khud Bahut Sharminda Hun Iski Vajah Se!
  • Apple has announced group FaceTime, with up to 32 people at a time.<br/>
Meaning, your iPhone is going to look like our prime time debate shows on TV!
    Apple has announced group FaceTime, with up to 32 people at a time.
    Meaning, your iPhone is going to look like our prime time debate shows on TV!
  • Parenthood is a constant struggle between wanting to have a clean house and not having the time and energy to actually clean it!
    Parenthood is a constant struggle between wanting to have a clean house and not having the time and energy to actually clean it!