|Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!|
|Thing which wakes you up in the morning:|
Enough sleep ✖
Mummy ke lectures ✔
|Physics is just humans figuring out the code of our simulation!|
|When it rains in India, it is the duty of potatoes/onions to cover themselves with besan and jump into boiling oil!|
|The biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom:|
'Should I save water or save paper?'
|I always take a keen interest in what my wife makes for dinner in case I have to explain it to the doctor!|
|Girls want attention. Women want respect.|
Men want both.
No no no... not attention and respect. Both girls and women!
|HR: Please keep your salary details confidential.|
Employee: Sir Main Khud Bahut Sharminda Hun Iski Vajah Se!
|Apple has announced group FaceTime, with up to 32 people at a time.|
Meaning, your iPhone is going to look like our prime time debate shows on TV!
|Parenthood is a constant struggle between wanting to have a clean house and not having the time and energy to actually clean it!|