|Why was the baby ant confused?|
Because all of his uncles were ants
|Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?|
Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes!
|What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?|
You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!
|The height of Digitalisation:|
Me: O God! please save me.
God: As jpg or pdf?
|My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.|
So I got two girlfriends!
|In operation theatre:|
Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.
South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?
|A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.|
The bartender says, For you? No charge!
|What do you call a line of rabbits moving backwards?|
A receding hare line!
|I wish I could say "?????????" in real life too.|
It would be very useful!
|I got hit on the head with a book this morning.|
I've only got myshelf to blame!