• Why was the baby ant confused?<br/>
Because all of his uncles were ants
    Why was the baby ant confused?
    Because all of his uncles were ants
  • Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?<br/>
Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes!
    Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?
    Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes!
  • What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?<br/>
You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!
    What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
    You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!
  • The height of Digitalisation:<br/>
Me:  O God! please save me.<br/>
God: As jpg or pdf?
    The height of Digitalisation:
    Me: O God! please save me.
    God: As jpg or pdf?
  • My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.<br/>
So I got two girlfriends!
    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
    So I got two girlfriends!
  • In operation theatre:<br/>
Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.<br/>
South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?
    In operation theatre:
    Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.
    South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?
  • A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.<br/>
The bartender says, For you? No charge!
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
    The bartender says, For you? No charge!
  • What do you call a line of rabbits moving backwards?<br/>
A receding hare line!
    What do you call a line of rabbits moving backwards?
    A receding hare line!
  • I wish I could say `?????????` in real life too.<br/>
It would be very useful!
    I wish I could say "?????????" in real life too.
    It would be very useful!
  • I got hit on the head with a book this morning.<br/>
I've only got myshelf to blame!
    I got hit on the head with a book this morning.
    I've only got myshelf to blame!
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