If you hold your ear close enough to a stranger's leg, you can actually hear them say "What the hell are you doing?"
|Me: Alexa! Play me a song.|
Alexa: Aatmnirbhar Bano Aur Khud Hi Gaa Lo!
In a relationship
|Girl: Hey, are you dating someone?|
Me: No, I am Aatmnirbhar!
|Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100.|
Caddie: Try heaven, sir. You have already moved most of the earth!
|I am about 5 pounds away from Google maps listing me as a roundabout!|
|My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.|
I said, "Wait, I can change!"
|Going into my teenage son's bedroom is like a trip to IKEA.|
I went in for a look and came out with 6 cups, 4 plates, 3 bowls, and some cutlery!
|I feel like I'm 16 again.|
Petrol is cheap, I can't legally buy a drink in a pub, and I'm grounded!
|Friend: Which is your favorite fictional character?|