• Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?<br/>
Pappu: 23 Without GST,  26 With GST!
    Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?
    Pappu: 23 Without GST, 26 With GST!
  • Traffic scenario at Delhi.<br/>
Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.<br/>
Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!<br/>
One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
    Traffic scenario at Delhi.
    Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.
    Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!
    One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
  • Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?<br/>
Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
    Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?
    Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
  • If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.<br/>
And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!
    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
    And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!
  • Not all math puns are terrible.<br/>
Just sum!
    Not all math puns are terrible.
    Just sum!
  • There should be a licence for WhatsApp as well,<br/>
Some people are using it recklessly!
    There should be a licence for WhatsApp as well,
    Some people are using it recklessly!
  • No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser!
    No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser!
  • A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, `Are you single?`<br/>
I happily replied, `Yes...`<br/>
She took away the extra chair in front of me!
    A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"
    I happily replied, "Yes..."
    She took away the extra chair in front of me!
  • `Sorry, we're clothed` can make a great door sign for a strip club when they're closed!
    "Sorry, we're clothed" can make a great door sign for a strip club when they're closed!
  • A girl's smile creates great confusion in a boy's mind. <br/>
Ghanto Tak Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Hass Ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hass Rahi Hai!
    A girl's smile creates great confusion in a boy's mind.
    Ghanto Tak Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Hass Ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hass Rahi Hai!