|How lonely are you?|
Me: I once argued with myself and won; we didn't talk for a week after that!
|English teachers out there waiting for schools to reopen so they can give students an essay topic "How I spent my lockdown"!|
|Facebook should show mutual blocks instead of mutual friends.|
Nothing brings people together like, "I hate that idiot, too!"
John Travolta was hospitalized for COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only "Saturday Night Fever", and they assure that he is "Staying Alive".
Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying!
|Whoever decided that a liquor store is more important than a barber shop is definitely bald-headed and alcoholic!|
|Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I'm ready to audition for...|
|Wife: Can you put your doctor's uniform on?|
Me: Oooh, in a mood for some romance eh?
Wife: NO. There's a priority counter for healthcare workers at the supermarket. Can you quickly go and buy some milk & eggs?
Do let me know if you know any Digital Raddi Wala.
I have 80 GB of eNewspapers with me!
Shaam Ko Phir Baithenge Teen Yaar...
Main, Bartan Aur Vim Bar!
|If 6 ft distance is maintained while buying liquor, the last person in line may be standing in the liquor factory itself!|