|I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.|
He gave me a hug!
|When one door closes, leave the other door closed too. The A.C. is on!|
|All I'm saying is a good woman is like a good stance.|
|Me: Sorry boss can't come in today my car has broken down.|
Boss: What about the bus?
Me: I don't have a bus!
|Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" |
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan"!
|My friend's wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk and never came back.|
I asked him how he was coping.
He said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff"
|God: Welcome to Heaven! Hope you had a good life!|
Guy: Woh Sab Theek Hai, Yeh 'Marriages are made in Heaven team' Kaun Handle Karta Hai, Usse Baat Karni Hai!
|Boss: My door is always open.|
Me: I know and it makes it really hard for me to leave work early!
|I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball.|
I got served straight away!
|My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor.|
I watched it all unfold!