• What did I learn today?<br/>
A midlife crisis is meaningless when you're still a bachelor!Upload to Facebook
    What did I learn today?
    A midlife crisis is meaningless when you're still a bachelor!
  • Bill Gates: So, how's heaven, Steve?<br/>
Steve Jobs: Great! It just doesn't have any wall or fence.<br/>
Bill Gates:  So...?<br/>
Steve Jobs: So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I didn't mean to offend you.<br/>
Steve Jobs: Oh, what rumour?<br/>
Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.<br/>
Steve Jobs: Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven!Upload to Facebook
    Bill Gates: So, how's heaven, Steve?
    Steve Jobs: Great! It just doesn't have any wall or fence.
    Bill Gates: So...?
    Steve Jobs: So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I didn't mean to offend you.
    Steve Jobs: Oh, what rumour?
    Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.
    Steve Jobs: Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven!
  • At a Cinema Ticket Counter:<br/>
Me: Two Tickets Please<br/>
Attendant: Corner Seat?<br/>
Me: Saale, Ticket Dene Ke Liye Bola Hai, Dard Mat De!Upload to Facebook
    At a Cinema Ticket Counter:
    Me: Two Tickets Please
    Attendant: Corner Seat?
    Me: Saale, Ticket Dene Ke Liye Bola Hai, Dard Mat De!
  • I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity!Upload to Facebook
    I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity!
  • My goal of 2018 is...<br/>
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Not to become more 'Goal-Matol'!Upload to Facebook
    My goal of 2018 is...
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    Not to become more 'Goal-Matol'!
  • Doctor: Show me where it hurts.<br/>
Boy (showing his phone): Look, my crush has seen my messages but hasn't replied!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Show me where it hurts.
    Boy (showing his phone): Look, my crush has seen my messages but hasn't replied!
  • Co-worker: I'm sick.<br/>
Me: I hate to burst your bubble but I've known that for years!Upload to Facebook
    Co-worker: I'm sick.
    Me: I hate to burst your bubble but I've known that for years!
  • English - I Love You<br/>
French - Je t'aime<br/>
Italian - Ti amo<br/>
India - Tum WhatsApp Use Karti Ho?Upload to Facebook
    English - I Love You
    French - Je t'aime
    Italian - Ti amo
    India - Tum WhatsApp Use Karti Ho?
  • My Goal for 2018 is to...<br/>
Accomplish the goals of 2017;<br/>
Which I should've done in 2016;<br/>
Because I promised in 2015;<br/>
Planned them meticulously in 2014;<br/>
After I thought about in 2013!Upload to Facebook
    My Goal for 2018 is to...
    Accomplish the goals of 2017;
    Which I should've done in 2016;
    Because I promised in 2015;
    Planned them meticulously in 2014;
    After I thought about in 2013!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
You can't see electricity, but I know it smells like burnt hair when you touch it!Upload to Facebook
    What did I learn today?
    You can't see electricity, but I know it smells like burnt hair when you touch it!
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