• How lonely are you?<br/>
Me: I once argued with myself and won; we didn't talk for a week after that!
    How lonely are you?
    Me: I once argued with myself and won; we didn't talk for a week after that!
  • English teachers out there waiting for schools to reopen so they can give students an essay topic `How I spent my lockdown`!
    English teachers out there waiting for schools to reopen so they can give students an essay topic "How I spent my lockdown"!
  • Facebook should show mutual blocks instead of mutual friends.<br/>
Nothing brings people together like, `I hate that idiot, too!`
    Facebook should show mutual blocks instead of mutual friends.
    Nothing brings people together like, "I hate that idiot, too!"
  • Breaking News:<br/>
John Travolta was hospitalized for COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only `Saturday Night Fever`, and they assure that he is `Staying Alive`.<br/>
Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying!
    Breaking News:
    John Travolta was hospitalized for COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only "Saturday Night Fever", and they assure that he is "Staying Alive".
    Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying!
  • Whoever decided that a liquor store is more important than a barber shop is definitely bald-headed and alcoholic!
    Whoever decided that a liquor store is more important than a barber shop is definitely bald-headed and alcoholic!
  • Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I'm ready to audition for...<br/>
`INDIAN IDLE`!
    Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I'm ready to audition for...
    "INDIAN IDLE"!
  • Wife: Can you put your doctor's uniform on?<br/>
Me: Oooh, in a mood for some romance eh?<br/>
Wife: NO. There's a priority counter for healthcare workers at the supermarket. Can you quickly go and buy some milk & eggs?
    Wife: Can you put your doctor's uniform on?
    Me: Oooh, in a mood for some romance eh?
    Wife: NO. There's a priority counter for healthcare workers at the supermarket. Can you quickly go and buy some milk & eggs?
  • Hi Friends,<br/>
Do let me know if you know any Digital Raddi Wala.<br/>
I have 80 GB of eNewspapers with me!
    Hi Friends,
    Do let me know if you know any Digital Raddi Wala.
    I have 80 GB of eNewspapers with me!
  • Lockdown Special:<br/>
Shaam Ko Phir Baithenge Teen Yaar...<br/>
Main, Bartan Aur Vim Bar!
    Lockdown Special:
    Shaam Ko Phir Baithenge Teen Yaar...
    Main, Bartan Aur Vim Bar!
  • If 6 ft distance is maintained while buying liquor, the last person in line may be standing in the liquor factory itself!
    If 6 ft distance is maintained while buying liquor, the last person in line may be standing in the liquor factory itself!