|Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?|
Pappu: 23 Without GST, 26 With GST!
|Traffic scenario at Delhi.|
Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.
Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!
One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
|Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?|
Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
|If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.|
And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!
|Not all math puns are terrible.|
|There should be a licence for WhatsApp as well,|
Some people are using it recklessly!
|No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser!|
|A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"|
I happily replied, "Yes..."
She took away the extra chair in front of me!
|"Sorry, we're clothed" can make a great door sign for a strip club when they're closed!|
|A girl's smile creates great confusion in a boy's mind. |
Ghanto Tak Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Hass Ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hass Rahi Hai!