|I'm at an age where I need at least 3 weeks of advance notice before doing anything spontaneous!|
|Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are!|
|Whenever someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes...|
Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone!
|At age 18 you are an idiot.|
At age 28 you are an experienced idiot!
|Saying 'um' is the human equivalent to buffering!|
|Every girl has two problems:|
1. Kutta Kaise Dekh Raha Hai!
2. Kutta Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha!
Kutta Kare To Kare Kya?
|I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I play golf.|
Just in case I get a hole in one!
|I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping!|
|My name is CASH, and I'm not available.|
Cheque De India!
|The Pope has invited our PM for tea.|
The invitation letter says - 'Chai Pe Church Aa'!