• One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...<BR/>
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    One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...
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  • I stopped complaining about my insomnia after finding out I had 3 uncles who died in their sleep!
    I stopped complaining about my insomnia after finding out I had 3 uncles who died in their sleep!
  • I hate spelling mistakes...<br/>
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined!
    I hate spelling mistakes...
    You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined!
  • Mom: Mujhe Poora Bharosa Hai Tum Kitchen Sambhal Logi.<br/>
Goes to the kitchen, there's a noise of falling utensils<br/>
Mom: Kya Tod Diya?<br/>
Girl: Bharosa!
    Mom: Mujhe Poora Bharosa Hai Tum Kitchen Sambhal Logi.
    Goes to the kitchen, there's a noise of falling utensils
    Mom: Kya Tod Diya?
    Girl: Bharosa!
  • The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran!
    The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran!
  • What do you call Raj's mother?<br/>
Rajma!
    What do you call Raj's mother?
    Rajma!
  • Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?<br/>
Pappu: 23 Without GST,  26 With GST!
    Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?
    Pappu: 23 Without GST, 26 With GST!
  • Traffic scenario at Delhi.<br/>
Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.<br/>
Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!<br/>
One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
    Traffic scenario at Delhi.
    Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.
    Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!
    One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
  • Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?<br/>
Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
    Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?
    Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
  • If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.<br/>
And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!
    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
    And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!