|One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...|
|I stopped complaining about my insomnia after finding out I had 3 uncles who died in their sleep!|
|I hate spelling mistakes...|
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined!
|Mom: Mujhe Poora Bharosa Hai Tum Kitchen Sambhal Logi.|
Goes to the kitchen, there's a noise of falling utensils
Mom: Kya Tod Diya?
|The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran!|
|What do you call Raj's mother?|
|Teacher: How many letters are in English Alphabets?|
Pappu: 23 Without GST, 26 With GST!
|Traffic scenario at Delhi.|
Once two friends started their journey from Delhi Airport. One left for Dubai, and one left for Noida.
Sometime later... One who left for Dubai updated his status - Enjoying at Burj Khalifa!
One who left for Noida updated his status - Crossed Dhaula Kuan!
|Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?|
Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
|If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.|
And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!