• I'm at an age where I need at least 3 weeks of advance notice before doing anything spontaneous!Upload to Facebook
    I'm at an age where I need at least 3 weeks of advance notice before doing anything spontaneous!
  • Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are!Upload to Facebook
    Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are!
  • Whenever someone says `have you seen that YouTube video?` I always say yes...<br/>
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Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes...
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    Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone!
  • At age 18 you are an idiot.<br/>
At age 28 you are an experienced idiot!Upload to Facebook
    At age 18 you are an idiot.
    At age 28 you are an experienced idiot!
  • Saying 'um' is the human equivalent to buffering!Upload to Facebook
    Saying 'um' is the human equivalent to buffering!
  • Every girl has two problems:<br/>
1. Kutta Kaise Dekh Raha Hai!<br/>
2. Kutta Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha!<br/>
Kutta Kare To Kare Kya?Upload to Facebook
    Every girl has two problems:
    1. Kutta Kaise Dekh Raha Hai!
    2. Kutta Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha!
    Kutta Kare To Kare Kya?
  • I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I play golf.<br/>
Just in case I get a hole in one!Upload to Facebook
    I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I play golf.
    Just in case I get a hole in one!
  • I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping!Upload to Facebook
    I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping!
  • My name is CASH, and I'm not available.<br/>
Cheque De India!Upload to Facebook
    My name is CASH, and I'm not available.
    Cheque De India!
  • The Pope has invited our PM for tea.<br/>
The invitation letter says - 'Chai Pe Church Aa'!Upload to Facebook
    The Pope has invited our PM for tea.
    The invitation letter says - 'Chai Pe Church Aa'!
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