• I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!
    I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!
  • `Siri, why am I single?`<br/>
Siri activates front camera!
    "Siri, why am I single?"
    Siri activates front camera!
  • Things I and my laptop have in common:<br/>
Slow<br/>
Difficult to wake up from sleep<br/>
Struggles to complete basic tasks
    Things I and my laptop have in common:
    Slow
    Difficult to wake up from sleep
    Struggles to complete basic tasks
  • Girl: Dad I want a robot that blindly follows my commands and doesn't question me.<br/>
Dad: That means you are ready to get married now!
    Girl: Dad I want a robot that blindly follows my commands and doesn't question me.
    Dad: That means you are ready to get married now!
  • A Kidney Stone is just your body telling you...<br/>
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Eat Ka Jawab Patthar Se!
    A Kidney Stone is just your body telling you...
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    Eat Ka Jawab Patthar Se!
  • There are three kinds of men:<br/>
The ones that learn by reading.<br/>
The few who learn by observation.<br/>
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves!
    There are three kinds of men:
    The ones that learn by reading.
    The few who learn by observation.
    The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves!
  • Ghanta is that magical word that brings you back in a losing argument!
    Ghanta is that magical word that brings you back in a losing argument!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Make the girl pay on your first date and she'll realise that you are mot same as the other guys!
    Pro Tip:
    Make the girl pay on your first date and she'll realise that you are mot same as the other guys!
  • Why some boys are always single:<br/>
Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch.<br/>
Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
    Why some boys are always single:
    Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch.
    Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
  • Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna.<br/>
Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?!
    Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna.
    Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?!