|I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!|
|"Siri, why am I single?"|
Siri activates front camera!
|Things I and my laptop have in common:|
Difficult to wake up from sleep
Struggles to complete basic tasks
|Girl: Dad I want a robot that blindly follows my commands and doesn't question me.|
Dad: That means you are ready to get married now!
|A Kidney Stone is just your body telling you...|
Eat Ka Jawab Patthar Se!
|There are three kinds of men:|
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves!
|Ghanta is that magical word that brings you back in a losing argument!|
Make the girl pay on your first date and she'll realise that you are mot same as the other guys!
|Why some boys are always single:|
Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch.
Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
|Patient: Please Doctor, Kadwi Dawai Mat Likhna.|
Punjabi Doctor: Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Dun Phir?!