|Interviewer: What is your greatest strength?|
Candidate: I have a nap for dealing with conflict.
Interviewer: Do you mean 'knack'?
*Pulls out Pillow*
|Human Biology books in 2020:|
1. Humans can only survive without food for 3 weeks.
2. Three days without water
3. 45 minutes without WiFi
|I don't hate Candy Crush, I just hate the person who keeps sending me Facebook invites to play it!|
|Went to my school day before yesterday to meet my teachers on Teacher's Day and wish them. Told them, "I am what I am because of you."|
They all got angry, started yelling: "You can't blame us. We did our best!"
Job Lagte Hi Bike Kharidunga, 30 Mein Car, 35 Tak Ghar.
Job Lagte Hi iPhone Ki Battery, 30 Mein Charger, 35 Tak Poora iPhone!
|My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...|
She's psycho and I'm logical!
|And not to be left behind, Nita Ambani is getting into the Tailoring business and will be calling it 'Sio'.|
Cloth will be free... only button and thread will be charged!
|Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Thursday!|
|How most of the world measure distances - "1 kilometer"|
How Americans measure distance - "0.62 Miles"
How Indians measure distance- "Just 5 minutes more"!
|My Crush is so beautiful that I reject myself every time I see her!|