|Dear Prime Minister,|
Please launch Rs9 and Rs99 note... I am fed up of eating Eclairs!
|One innovative sign board outside the Railway Station:|
Have a ticket? - Good!
Don't have a ticket? - FINE!
|I hope when I die, that it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason!|
|Sorry I had to cancel last minute but it took me forever to think of an excuse I haven't used before!|
|Girl: How do people manage to remain single?|
Boy: Their face helps!
|I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning, I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people!|
|Stop sending 'Warm Regards', it's already too hot out there!|
|It's not working out because we like different things.|
For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else!
|No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser!|
|Just wondering where do bald people stop when they wash their face!|