|I've given up on getting six packs, the good lord put alcohol and carbs on this planet for a reason and I'll be damned to let him down!|
|Stole my Dad's money and took my girlfriend to the Starbucks.|
Ghar Aate Hi Mujhe Caffee Latte Padi!
|What did I learn today? |
Nothing. You can't learn much getting up at noon and watching TV for the rest of the day!
|When your ex. says "You'll never find anyone like me again."|
Tell him, "That's the point you idiot"!
|Justice or Just Ice - depends on which bar you're in!|
|A Gujju posted on Facebook:|
"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around"!
|A Priest is called a Father. |
A Bishop Your Grace.
A Cardinal Your Eminence.
A Pope Your Holiness.
But only a 36-24-36 is called 'OH MY GOD'!
|I have been single for so long I forgot how to spell relatsingleship!|
|After the age of 30, I figured out that most important thing in adulthood is... |
|What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?|