• Dear Prime Minister,<br/>
Please launch Rs9 and Rs99 note... I am fed up of eating Eclairs!
    Dear Prime Minister,
    Please launch Rs9 and Rs99 note... I am fed up of eating Eclairs!
  • One innovative sign board outside the Railway Station:<br/>
Have a ticket? - Good!<br/>
Don't have a ticket? - FINE!
    One innovative sign board outside the Railway Station:
    Have a ticket? - Good!
    Don't have a ticket? - FINE!
  • I hope when I die, that it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason!
    I hope when I die, that it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason!
  • Sorry I had to cancel last minute but it took me forever to think of an excuse I haven't used before!
    Sorry I had to cancel last minute but it took me forever to think of an excuse I haven't used before!
  • Girl: How do people manage to remain single?<br/>
Boy: Their face helps!
    Girl: How do people manage to remain single?
    Boy: Their face helps!
  • I always say `morning` instead of `good morning`. If it were a good morning, I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people!
    I always say "morning" instead of "good morning". If it were a good morning, I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people!
  • Stop sending 'Warm Regards', it's already too hot out there!
    Stop sending 'Warm Regards', it's already too hot out there!
  • It's not working out because we like different things.<br/>
For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else!
    It's not working out because we like different things.
    For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else!
  • No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser!
    No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser!
  • Just wondering where do bald people stop when they wash their face!
    Just wondering where do bald people stop when they wash their face!