• Pro Tip:<br/>
Always put your boyfriend on side of your family photo, in case you need to remove him later!
    Pro Tip:
    Always put your boyfriend on side of your family photo, in case you need to remove him later!
  • Interviewer: What is your greatest fear?<br/>
Candidate: Facing these types of questions in interviews!
    Interviewer: What is your greatest fear?
    Candidate: Facing these types of questions in interviews!
  • One of the best things about getting old is...<br/>
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knowing someone is an idiot even before he speaks!
    One of the best things about getting old is...
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    knowing someone is an idiot even before he speaks!
  • After finding...<br/>
5 Mars, 3 Snickers, a Galaxy and a Twix in a Celebrations box, I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a Bounty hunter!
    After finding...
    5 Mars, 3 Snickers, a Galaxy and a Twix in a Celebrations box, I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a Bounty hunter!
  • I am at that stage of my life:<br/>
Where nights are sleepless,<br/>
Love is useless,<br/>
People are heartless,<br/>
And my life is ridiculous!
    I am at that stage of my life:
    Where nights are sleepless,
    Love is useless,
    People are heartless,
    And my life is ridiculous!
  • Similarity between me and my friends:<br/>
Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Kamine Hain!
    Similarity between me and my friends:
    Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Kamine Hain!
  • What did I learn on the first day at Medical School:<br/>
A patient cured is a customer lost!
    What did I learn on the first day at Medical School:
    A patient cured is a customer lost!
  • My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.<br/>
He's only got his shelf to blame!
    My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.
    He's only got his shelf to blame!
  • What did the hat say to the scarf? <br/>
You hang around while I go on ahead!
    What did the hat say to the scarf?
    You hang around while I go on ahead!
  • I am so single that the last time somebody noticed me I was in my mom's womb!
    I am so single that the last time somebody noticed me I was in my mom's womb!