• Successful Adulting:<br/>
Not stabbing someone when you really want to!
    Successful Adulting:
    Not stabbing someone when you really want to!
  • Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE.<br/>
You know `Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!`
    Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE.
    You know "Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!"
  • My parents: I work hard so my kids don't have to.<br/>
Also my parents: These kids don't work for shit!
    My parents: I work hard so my kids don't have to.
    Also my parents: These kids don't work for shit!
  • Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously!
    Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously!
  • Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain?<br/>
Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai!
    Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain?
    Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai!
  • Tinder is used for starting a fire, but it's pointless unless you have a match!
    Tinder is used for starting a fire, but it's pointless unless you have a match!
  • Teachers scared us into doing our work by telling us we were gonna be garbage men, and never told us garbage men make more than them!
    Teachers scared us into doing our work by telling us we were gonna be garbage men, and never told us garbage men make more than them!
  • Maybe the reason why some of us stay up late at night and sleep all through the day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet!
    Maybe the reason why some of us stay up late at night and sleep all through the day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet!
  • Your phone doesn't autocorrect when you type in caps because it thinks you are angry and doesn't want to get involved!
    Your phone doesn't autocorrect when you type in caps because it thinks you are angry and doesn't want to get involved!
  • I like to relax after a hard day at work by arguing with strangers on the internet!
    I like to relax after a hard day at work by arguing with strangers on the internet!
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