Always put your boyfriend on side of your family photo, in case you need to remove him later!
|Interviewer: What is your greatest fear?|
Candidate: Facing these types of questions in interviews!
|One of the best things about getting old is...|
knowing someone is an idiot even before he speaks!
5 Mars, 3 Snickers, a Galaxy and a Twix in a Celebrations box, I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a Bounty hunter!
|I am at that stage of my life:|
Where nights are sleepless,
Love is useless,
People are heartless,
And my life is ridiculous!
|Similarity between me and my friends:|
Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Kamine Hain!
|What did I learn on the first day at Medical School:|
A patient cured is a customer lost!
|My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.|
He's only got his shelf to blame!
|What did the hat say to the scarf? |
You hang around while I go on ahead!
|I am so single that the last time somebody noticed me I was in my mom's womb!|