• Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana,<br/>
Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat!
    Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana,
    Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat!
  • The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days:<br/>

99.4,<br/>
99.5,<br/>
99.8,<br/>
99.9.<br/>

The nearest I ever got to these kinds of figures was when I had fever!
    The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days:
    99.4,
    99.5,
    99.8,
    99.9.
    The nearest I ever got to these kinds of figures was when I had fever!
  • After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
    After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
  • Roger Federer to an Indian: You people play cricket with tennis balls?<br/>
Indian: Yes.<br/>
Roger Federer: Then what do you do with your tennis racquets?
Indian: We connect batteries to it and kill mosquitoes!
    Roger Federer to an Indian: You people play cricket with tennis balls?
    Indian: Yes.
    Roger Federer: Then what do you do with your tennis racquets? Indian: We connect batteries to it and kill mosquitoes!
  • Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year!
    Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year!
  • Ek Hote Hain Talented;<br/>

Ek Hote Hain Bahut Zyada Talented;<br/>

Phir Aate Hain Khud Single Ho Kar Dusron Ko Relationship Advice Dene Wale!
    Ek Hote Hain Talented;
    Ek Hote Hain Bahut Zyada Talented;
    Phir Aate Hain Khud Single Ho Kar Dusron Ko Relationship Advice Dene Wale!
  • Son: I want to buy a sports bike.<br/>
Dad: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa' Bhara Hua Hai Bas?
    Son: I want to buy a sports bike.
    Dad: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa' Bhara Hua Hai Bas?
  • Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.<br/>
Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?<br/>
Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!
    Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.
    Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?
    Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!
  • If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!
    If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!
  • Beer cures what Ales you!
    Beer cures what Ales you!
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