|Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!|
|My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!|
|There are two kinds of people:
1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater
|True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!|
|Interviewer: What inspires you to get up in the morning?|
Me: Susu... mostly!
|My friend's wife was dancing on a table...|
I said, "Good legs"
Friend: Do you really think so?
Me: Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under that weight!
|Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.|
It was a brief case!
|You have probably walked past someone in public that you have interacted with on the internet without knowing it!|
|When someone asks, "Aapko Dance Aata Hai Kya?"|
Me: Zindagi Roz Mujra Karwa Rahi Hai, Woh Count Hoga Kya?
|Life Ki Itni Lagi Padi Hai Ki...|
Kutta Bhi Bhonk Kar Jaata Hai Toh Lagta Hai Advice De Kar Gaya Hai!