|Remembering those days, when I used to "stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand".|
Now, "standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand"!
|Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?|
In the US visa interview queue!
|Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks!|
|We live in Space but nobody thinks about it because we're grounded on our planet!|
|A lot of people must have realized that the world still goes on without them going to work!|
|Since we've been on lockdown I've developed a taste for fabric conditioner.|
My doctor says I'm fine, I've just been 'comfort' eating!
|Can someone tell me if I can have a bath & change underwear now or should I just keep washing my hands only as usual?|
|The amount of jokes about coronavirus virus has reached worrying numbers.|
Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic!
|Son: Why is my sister's name Paris?|
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine!
|I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now"!|