|What do you call a lazy skeleton? |
|My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!|
|What colour socks do bears wear?|
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
|It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!|
|What did the hat say to the scarf? |
You hang around while I go on ahead!
|English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!|
|One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!|
|I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"|
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
|Do you know what my late father said to me?|
Sorry, I'm late!
|Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?|