|Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana,|
Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat!
|The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days:|
The nearest I ever got to these kinds of figures was when I had fever!
|After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!|
|Roger Federer to an Indian: You people play cricket with tennis balls?|
Roger Federer: Then what do you do with your tennis racquets? Indian: We connect batteries to it and kill mosquitoes!
|Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year!|
|Ek Hote Hain Talented;|
Ek Hote Hain Bahut Zyada Talented;
Phir Aate Hain Khud Single Ho Kar Dusron Ko Relationship Advice Dene Wale!
|Son: I want to buy a sports bike.|
Dad: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa' Bhara Hua Hai Bas?
|Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.|
Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?
Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!
|If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!|
|Beer cures what Ales you!|