• Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!
    Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!
  • My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!
    My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!
  • <b>There are two kinds of people:</b>
<br/>
1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater <br/>
2. Liars
    There are two kinds of people:
    1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater
    2. Liars
  • True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!
    True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!
  • Interviewer: What inspires you to get up in the morning?<br/>
Me: Susu... mostly!
    Interviewer: What inspires you to get up in the morning?
    Me: Susu... mostly!
  • My friend's wife was dancing on a table...<br/>
I said, `Good legs`<br/>
Friend: Do you really think so?<br/>
Me: Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under that weight!
    My friend's wife was dancing on a table...
    I said, "Good legs"
    Friend: Do you really think so?
    Me: Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under that weight!
  • Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.<br/>
It was a brief case!
    Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
    It was a brief case!
  • You have probably walked past someone in public that you have interacted with on the internet without knowing it!
    You have probably walked past someone in public that you have interacted with on the internet without knowing it!
  • When someone asks, `Aapko Dance Aata Hai Kya?`<br/>
Me: Zindagi Roz Mujra Karwa Rahi Hai, Woh Count Hoga Kya?
    When someone asks, "Aapko Dance Aata Hai Kya?"
    Me: Zindagi Roz Mujra Karwa Rahi Hai, Woh Count Hoga Kya?
  • Life Ki Itni Lagi Padi Hai Ki...<br/>
Kutta Bhi Bhonk Kar Jaata Hai Toh Lagta Hai Advice De Kar Gaya Hai!
    Life Ki Itni Lagi Padi Hai Ki...
    Kutta Bhi Bhonk Kar Jaata Hai Toh Lagta Hai Advice De Kar Gaya Hai!