• What do you call a lazy skeleton? <br/>
Bone idle!
    What do you call a lazy skeleton?
    Bone idle!
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!
    My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!
  • What colour socks do bears wear?<br/>
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
    What colour socks do bears wear?
    They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
  • It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!
    It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!
  • What did the hat say to the scarf? <br/>
You hang around while I go on ahead!
    What did the hat say to the scarf?
    You hang around while I go on ahead!
  • English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!
    English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!
  • One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!
    One of the reasons why Ganesha is my favourite Lord is because he doesn't believe in weight loss n diet control!
  • I saw a man at the beach yelling. `Help, Shark!`<br/>
Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
    I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, Shark!"
    Somehow I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
  • Do you know what my late father said to me?<br/>
Sorry, I'm late!
    Do you know what my late father said to me?
    Sorry, I'm late!
  • Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?<br/>
Tequila!
    Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
    Tequila!