• Remembering those days, when I used to `stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand`.<br/>
Now, `standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand`!
    Remembering those days, when I used to "stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand".
    Now, "standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand"!
  • Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?<br/>
In the US visa interview queue!
    Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?
    In the US visa interview queue!
  • Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks!
    Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks!
  • We live in Space but nobody thinks about it because we're grounded on our planet!
    We live in Space but nobody thinks about it because we're grounded on our planet!
  • A lot of people must have realized that the world still goes on without them going to work!
    A lot of people must have realized that the world still goes on without them going to work!
  • Since we've been on lockdown I've developed a taste for fabric conditioner.<br/>
My doctor says I'm fine, I've just been 'comfort' eating!
    Since we've been on lockdown I've developed a taste for fabric conditioner.
    My doctor says I'm fine, I've just been 'comfort' eating!
  • Can someone tell me if I can have a bath & change underwear now or should I just keep washing my hands only as usual?
    Can someone tell me if I can have a bath & change underwear now or should I just keep washing my hands only as usual?
  • The amount of jokes about coronavirus virus has reached worrying numbers.<br/>
Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic!
    The amount of jokes about coronavirus virus has reached worrying numbers.
    Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic!
  • Son: Why is my sister's name Paris?<br/>

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.<br/>

Son: Thanks dad.<br/>

Dad: No problem, Quarantine!
    Son: Why is my sister's name Paris?
    Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
    Son: Thanks dad.
    Dad: No problem, Quarantine!
  • I swear my fridge just said, `What the hell do you want now`!
    I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now"!