• Poor people play the casinos; the middle class plays the stock market; rich people play the government!
    Poor people play the casinos; the middle class plays the stock market; rich people play the government!
  • When we were kids the only way to block someone was to hit them in the head with a brick!
    When we were kids the only way to block someone was to hit them in the head with a brick!
  • Weekend Spiritual Quote:<br/>
It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky!
    Weekend Spiritual Quote:
    It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky!
  • I wanted to be a comedian but I was afraid everyone would laugh at me!
    I wanted to be a comedian but I was afraid everyone would laugh at me!
  • How does one pea explain his love to another pea?<br/>
Have I told you how much you 'Matar' to me?
    How does one pea explain his love to another pea?
    Have I told you how much you 'Matar' to me?
  • I have my summer body now.<br/>
It's the same as my winter body, only sweatier!
    I have my summer body now.
    It's the same as my winter body, only sweatier!
  • I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!
    I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!
  • I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...<br/>
But it was only on paper view!
    I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...
    But it was only on paper view!
  • You don't buy expensive perfumes for yourself, you buy them for others to smell it!
    You don't buy expensive perfumes for yourself, you buy them for others to smell it!
  • Girl: Me or alcohol?<br/>
Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!
    Girl: Me or alcohol?
    Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!