|Coffee is the second best thing to help you open your eyes.|
Cheating still remains first!
|A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question!|
|News just in....|
The guy who took an airline company to court over his missing luggage has lost his case!
|November and December are two months when you can wish Happy Marriage Anniversary in any WhatsApp group and someone will reply Thank You!|
When nothing goes right, take a left!
|I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.|
It's all about raisin awareness!
|Life is short to be taken seriously. If you can't laugh at yourself call me, I will!|
|The Internet is just a collection of human thoughts.|
That's why there's so much porn!
|Can't tell if I am becoming more attractive or if I am just getting used to how ugly I am!|
|Dad: Why are your eyes red?|
Son: I smoked weed.
Dad: Tell the truth, crying again for the breakup!