|Meanwhile at the Gym: |
Trainer: Let's start abs today.
Girl: Abs, Biceps, Legs Sab Pata Hai Mujhe. Eyebrows Ki Exercise Bata!
|If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!|
|Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?|
Boy: Just tell them there are beautiful girls in the room!
|What do you call an acid with an attitude?|
|Wanna hear joke bout construction?|
Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
|My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.|
So I got two girlfriends!
|Anybody having a recipe for Gulkand. Please give it to me.|
I don't want to waste all those roses I got yesterday!
|Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!|
|My Crush is so beautiful that I reject myself every time I see her!|
|Yesterday I went to a builder's office to see a flat.|
On the payment terms, he said...
Took me a while to understand!