• Coffee is the second best thing to help you open your eyes.<br/>
Cheating still remains first!
    Coffee is the second best thing to help you open your eyes.
    Cheating still remains first!
  • A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question!
    A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question!
  • News just in....<br/>
The guy who took an airline company to court over his missing luggage has lost his case!
    News just in....
    The guy who took an airline company to court over his missing luggage has lost his case!
  • November and December are two months when you can wish Happy Marriage Anniversary in any WhatsApp group and someone will reply Thank You!
    November and December are two months when you can wish Happy Marriage Anniversary in any WhatsApp group and someone will reply Thank You!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
When nothing goes right, take a left!
    Pro Tip:
    When nothing goes right, take a left!
  • I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.<br/>
It's all about raisin awareness!
    I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
    It's all about raisin awareness!
  • Life is short to be taken seriously. If you can't laugh at yourself call me, I will!
    Life is short to be taken seriously. If you can't laugh at yourself call me, I will!
  • The Internet is just a collection of human thoughts.<br/>
That's why there's so much porn!
    The Internet is just a collection of human thoughts.
    That's why there's so much porn!
  • Can't tell if I am becoming more attractive or if I am just getting used to how ugly I am!
    Can't tell if I am becoming more attractive or if I am just getting used to how ugly I am!
  • Dad: Why are your eyes red?<br/>
Son: I smoked weed.<br/>
Dad: Tell the truth, crying again for the breakup!
    Dad: Why are your eyes red?
    Son: I smoked weed.
    Dad: Tell the truth, crying again for the breakup!