|Aaj Ek Baat Samjh Aayi:|
Jitni Khud Ki Jhaadu Lagane Ki Aukaat Ho... Utne Hi Bade Ghar Mein Rehna Chahiye!
In the morning there were 2
By afternoon there were 4
By evening there were 22
Not those affected by Corona.
But vessels in the Kitchen sink!
|Abhi-Abhi Maine Baith Kar Socha Ki...|
Kyon Na Late Ke Socha Jaye!
|ISIS: We are reluctantly laying off all suicide bombers, due to insufficient crowd sizes!|
|Me: Hey Alexa.|
Alexa: Door Reh Kar Baat Kar!
|I've kept beers in each room of my house.|
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
Others - Netflix and chill, Prime, Hotstar
IT guys - Are you able to see my screen? Can you hear me? Am I audible now?
|A bachelor is a man who never Mrs. anyone!|
|Remember to try to smile... That's also infectious.|
(Please smile at least 2 meter s away from people though)
|After 21 days of quarantine, I can't help chuckling at this conversation in an elevator:|
"Hey, John, women can't fool us about their looks, now that all beauty salons are closed."
"I'm not John, you idiot! I'm your neighbour, Juliet!!"