|Joined gym last week. I can't believe, just in 3 days... I lost...|
My boss is travelling from Delhi to Mumbai. flight No. 0069, Seat No. 13 A.
Please do the needful!
|A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge?|
Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!
|What grows under your nose?|
|Did you hear the joke about the fence?|
I couldn't get over it!
|Conversation in Heaven:|
Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.
American: I died because of a hurricane.
Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!
|Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?|
He was a dumbbell!
|Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!|
Other Countries: OMG! It's so cold.
India: Bhai Itni Thand Hai Ki Munh Se Bhi Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai!
|What type of dogs won't chase cows? |
A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!