|Poor people play the casinos; the middle class plays the stock market; rich people play the government!|
|When we were kids the only way to block someone was to hit them in the head with a brick!|
|Weekend Spiritual Quote:|
It is better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a temple thinking about Whisky!
|I wanted to be a comedian but I was afraid everyone would laugh at me!|
|How does one pea explain his love to another pea?|
Have I told you how much you 'Matar' to me?
|I have my summer body now.|
It's the same as my winter body, only sweatier!
|I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!|
|I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...|
But it was only on paper view!
|You don't buy expensive perfumes for yourself, you buy them for others to smell it!|
|Girl: Me or alcohol?|
Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!