• Aaj Ek Baat Samjh Aayi:<br/>
Jitni Khud Ki Jhaadu Lagane Ki Aukaat Ho... Utne Hi Bade Ghar Mein Rehna Chahiye!
    Aaj Ek Baat Samjh Aayi:
    Jitni Khud Ki Jhaadu Lagane Ki Aukaat Ho... Utne Hi Bade Ghar Mein Rehna Chahiye!
  • Very scary:<br/>

In the morning there were 2<br/>

By afternoon there were 4<br/>

By evening there were 22<br/>

Not those affected by Corona.<br/>


But vessels in the Kitchen sink!
    Very scary:
    In the morning there were 2
    By afternoon there were 4
    By evening there were 22
    Not those affected by Corona.
    But vessels in the Kitchen sink!
  • Abhi-Abhi Maine Baith Kar Socha Ki...<br/>
Kyon Na Late Ke Socha Jaye!
    Abhi-Abhi Maine Baith Kar Socha Ki...
    Kyon Na Late Ke Socha Jaye!
  • ISIS: We are reluctantly laying off all suicide bombers, due to insufficient crowd sizes!
    ISIS: We are reluctantly laying off all suicide bombers, due to insufficient crowd sizes!
  • Me: Hey Alexa.<br/>
Alexa: Door Reh Kar Baat Kar!
    Me: Hey Alexa.
    Alexa: Door Reh Kar Baat Kar!
  • I've kept beers in each room of my house.<br/>
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
    I've kept beers in each room of my house.
    When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
  • In quarantine:<br/>
Others - Netflix and chill, Prime, Hotstar<br/>
IT guys - Are you able to see my screen? Can you hear me? Am I audible now?
    In quarantine:
    Others - Netflix and chill, Prime, Hotstar
    IT guys - Are you able to see my screen? Can you hear me? Am I audible now?
  • A bachelor is a man who never Mrs. anyone!
    A bachelor is a man who never Mrs. anyone!
  • Remember to try to smile... That's also infectious.<br/>

(Please smile at least 2 meter s away from people though)
    Remember to try to smile... That's also infectious.
    (Please smile at least 2 meter s away from people though)
  • After 21 days of quarantine, I can't help chuckling at this conversation in an elevator:<br/>
`Hey, John, women can't fool us about their looks, now that all beauty salons are closed.`<br/>
`I'm not John, you idiot! I'm your neighbour, Juliet!!`
    After 21 days of quarantine, I can't help chuckling at this conversation in an elevator:
    "Hey, John, women can't fool us about their looks, now that all beauty salons are closed."
    "I'm not John, you idiot! I'm your neighbour, Juliet!!"