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    Joined gym last week. I can't believe, just in 3 days... I lost...




















    Interest!
  • Dear Indigo,<br/><br/>

My boss is travelling from Delhi to Mumbai. flight No. 0069, Seat No. 13 A.<br/>
Please do the needful!
    Dear Indigo,

    My boss is travelling from Delhi to Mumbai. flight No. 0069, Seat No. 13 A.
    Please do the needful!
  • A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge?<br/>
Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!
    A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge?
    Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!
  • What grows under your nose?<br/>
Tulips!
    What grows under your nose?
    Tulips!
  • Did you hear the joke about the fence?<br/>
I couldn't get over it!
    Did you hear the joke about the fence?
    I couldn't get over it!
  • <b>Conversation in Heaven:</b><br/>
Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.<br/>
American: I died because of a hurricane.<br/>
Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!
    Conversation in Heaven:
    Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.
    American: I died because of a hurricane.
    Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!
  • Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?<br/>
He was a dumbbell!
    Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?
    He was a dumbbell!
  • Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!
    Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!
  • In Winters:<br/>
Other Countries: OMG! It's so cold.<br/>
India: Bhai Itni Thand Hai Ki Munh Se Bhi Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai!
    In Winters:
    Other Countries: OMG! It's so cold.
    India: Bhai Itni Thand Hai Ki Munh Se Bhi Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai!
  • What type of dogs won't chase cows? <br/>
A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
    What type of dogs won't chase cows?
    A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
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