• Meanwhile at the Gym: <br/>
Trainer: Let's start abs today. <br/>
Girl: Abs, Biceps, Legs Sab Pata Hai Mujhe. Eyebrows Ki Exercise Bata!
    Meanwhile at the Gym:
    Trainer: Let's start abs today.
    Girl: Abs, Biceps, Legs Sab Pata Hai Mujhe. Eyebrows Ki Exercise Bata!
  • If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!
    If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!
  • Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?<br/>
Boy: Just tell them there are beautiful girls in the room!
    Teacher: How will you get 50 engineers in one room?
    Boy: Just tell them there are beautiful girls in the room!
  • What do you call an acid with an attitude?<br/>
A-mean-oh-acid!
    What do you call an acid with an attitude?
    A-mean-oh-acid!
  • Wanna hear joke bout construction?<br/>
Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
    Wanna hear joke bout construction?
    Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
  • My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.<br/>
So I got two girlfriends!
    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
    So I got two girlfriends!
  • Anybody having a recipe for Gulkand. Please give it to me.<br/>
I don't want to waste all those roses I got yesterday!
    Anybody having a recipe for Gulkand. Please give it to me.
    I don't want to waste all those roses I got yesterday!
  • Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!
    Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch!
  • My Crush is so beautiful that I reject myself every time I see her!
    My Crush is so beautiful that I reject myself every time I see her!
  • Yesterday I went to a builder's office to see a flat.<br/>
On the payment terms, he said...<br/>

70% Modi<br/>
30% Gandhi <br/>

Took me a while to understand!
    Yesterday I went to a builder's office to see a flat.
    On the payment terms, he said...
    70% Modi
    30% Gandhi
    Took me a while to understand!