• Dating Profile:<br/>
I'm, like, really smart; and like, really available!Upload to Facebook
    Dating Profile:
    I'm, like, really smart; and like, really available!
  • If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally!
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    If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally!
  • Dentist: Open up, please.<br/>
Boy: She saw my text but didn't reply.<br/>
Dentist: Abbey Munh Khol, Jazzbaat Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Dentist: Open up, please.
    Boy: She saw my text but didn't reply.
    Dentist: Abbey Munh Khol, Jazzbaat Nahi!
  • How do you cut the ocean in half?<br/>
Use a sea saw!Upload to Facebook
    How do you cut the ocean in half?
    Use a sea saw!
  • Friend 1: One day I'll be so rich that I'll own the most expensive Rolex watch.<br/>
Friend 2: Woh Toh Waqt Hi Batayega!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: One day I'll be so rich that I'll own the most expensive Rolex watch.
    Friend 2: Woh Toh Waqt Hi Batayega!
  • Job interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Cambridge University.<br/>
Candidate: Yeah, I was visiting my sister!Upload to Facebook
    Job interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Cambridge University.
    Candidate: Yeah, I was visiting my sister!
  • There are two types of relationships:<br/>
1: Worth<br/>
2: VyarthUpload to Facebook
    There are two types of relationships:
    1: Worth
    2: Vyarth
  • Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.<br/>
Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!Upload to Facebook
    Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.
    Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
  • I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.<br/>
That has got to be a marketable skill!Upload to Facebook
    I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.
    That has got to be a marketable skill!
  • Somebody told me that my clothes were gay. <br/>
`I know,` I said. `They came out of the closet this morning`!Upload to Facebook
    Somebody told me that my clothes were gay.
    "I know," I said. "They came out of the closet this morning"!
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