|Mom: Ek Joke Dikhaun.|
Boy: Joke Sunaate Hain, Dikhate Nahi.
Mom: Achha, Us Mirror Mein Dekh Phir!
|Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? |
100 soles were lost!
|Pros and Cons of 'making food':|
|Just because something's "traditional" doesn't mean you should keep doing it.|
Your family is probably idiot!
|My boss told me to have a good day...|
So I took a day off and slept for whole day!
|A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards!|
|Girl: Sir, please help me. A guy blackmails me.|
Police Official: Don't worry just go to settings in gmail and change the colour of the theme!
|What do you call a fat psychic? |
A four-chin teller!
|What do you call a dictionary on drugs? |
|Without a dog in my life, my house would be clean. |
My wallet would be full but my heart would be empty!