|If you're looking for someone to steal your heart as well as 97% of your patience and brain cells, then you might want to look into parenthood!|
|I'm going to focus on me.|
Translation: I'm single and I hate everyone!
My girlfriend got offended when I told her, she is my strength.
She said, "That means, other women are your weaknesses"!
|Behind every person staring at their phone is a life passing by them!|
|Interviewer: What is your weakness?|
Candidate: I am short tempered.
Candidate: Phir Wohi Baat Saali...
|Why isn't Friday the 13th a long weekend?|
|7 year old me: Comes home from school and strips off all my clothes.|
32 year old me: Comes home from work and strips off all my clothes.
Some things never change!
|If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness!|
|What is a Flat Stomach?|
Efforts that people will put in to get one... expect workout or eat right!
|What did the grape do when he got stepped on?|
He let out a little wine!