|I was at the doctor and he said I had only 6 months of life and I shot him.|
The judge gave me 20 years!
|Police looking for a man who stabbed six people with knitting needles. He seems to be following some sort of pattern!|
|A foreigner came to Kashi. He visited Viswanath's temple and all the Ghats. Then he bought a VIBHUTHI packet from a boy selling it on the street. Foreigner then asked, "What is its expiry date?" The boy replied looking surprised: It is made from expired people and when you apply on your forehead, it increases your expiry date!|
|Never even try to judge the people you love!|
|ISRO has confirmed that...|
Chaand Ki Shakal Kisi Ki Girlfriend Se Nahi Milti!
|If you're a farmer, every shirt you wear is a crop top!|
|Expecting things to change without putting in any effort is like waiting for a ship at the airport!|
|My girlfriend just passed her driving test and asked me to buy her something cheap to run around in.|
So I bought her trainers!
|If a dog is fed only ayurvedic food and Chyawanprash, is it likely to be a Daburman?|
|Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect.|
Now new generation removes their "Earphones" to give respect!