• My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab.<br/>
The results speak for themselves!
    My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab.
    The results speak for themselves!
  • A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says: <br/>
`You can't do that, Bishops can only move diagonally`!
    A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says:
    "You can't do that, Bishops can only move diagonally"!
  • One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there's a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it!
    One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there's a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you're struggling to fall asleep, lay on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off!
    Pro Tip:
    If you're struggling to fall asleep, lay on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off!
  • I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.<br/>
But that's shallot!
    I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.
    But that's shallot!
  • Cats meow to communicate with humans. Humans meow to communicate with cats. We share a mutual language that neither of us understand!
    Cats meow to communicate with humans. Humans meow to communicate with cats. We share a mutual language that neither of us understand!
  • Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species!
    Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species!
  • I'm now at that age where getting out of bed seven times a night to pee is all the exercise I need!
    I'm now at that age where getting out of bed seven times a night to pee is all the exercise I need!
  • Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?<br/>
Still, five left.<br/>
Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing!
    Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
    Still, five left.
    Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing!
  • Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
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Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
    Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
    Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!