• I was at the doctor and he said I had only 6 months of life and I shot him.<br/>
The judge gave me 20 years!
    I was at the doctor and he said I had only 6 months of life and I shot him.
    The judge gave me 20 years!
  • Police looking for a man who stabbed six people with knitting needles. 
He seems to be following some sort of pattern!
    Police looking for a man who stabbed six people with knitting needles. He seems to be following some sort of pattern!
  • A foreigner came to Kashi. He visited  Viswanath's temple and all the Ghats. 
Then he bought a VIBHUTHI packet from a boy selling it on the street. 
Foreigner then asked, `What is its expiry date?`
The boy replied looking surprised: It is made from expired people and when you apply on your forehead, it increases your expiry date!
    A foreigner came to Kashi. He visited Viswanath's temple and all the Ghats. Then he bought a VIBHUTHI packet from a boy selling it on the street. Foreigner then asked, "What is its expiry date?" The boy replied looking surprised: It is made from expired people and when you apply on your forehead, it increases your expiry date!
  • Never even try to judge the people you love!
  • ISRO has confirmed that...<br/>
Chaand Ki Shakal Kisi Ki Girlfriend Se Nahi Milti!
    ISRO has confirmed that...
    Chaand Ki Shakal Kisi Ki Girlfriend Se Nahi Milti!
  • If you're a farmer, every shirt you wear is a crop top!
    If you're a farmer, every shirt you wear is a crop top!
  • Expecting things to change without putting in any effort is like waiting for a ship at the airport!
    Expecting things to change without putting in any effort is like waiting for a ship at the airport!
  • My girlfriend just passed her driving test and asked me to buy her something cheap to run around in.<br/>
So I bought her trainers!
    My girlfriend just passed her driving test and asked me to buy her something cheap to run around in.
    So I bought her trainers!
  • If a dog is fed only ayurvedic food and Chyawanprash, is it likely to be a Daburman?
    If a dog is fed only ayurvedic food and Chyawanprash, is it likely to be a Daburman?
  • Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect.<br/>
Now new generation removes their `Earphones` to give respect!
    Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect.
    Now new generation removes their "Earphones" to give respect!