• English: Leonardo's elder sister is shivering.<br/>
Haryanavi: Leonardo Di Cap-Rio Hai!
    English: Leonardo's elder sister is shivering.
    Haryanavi: Leonardo Di Cap-Rio Hai!
  • NRI Friend: I completed my Ph.D. in Mathematical statistics and now I'm coming to India for my vacations before I head back and join an MNC.<br/>

Punjabi Friend: Sahi Hai, Aate Waqt Duty Free Se Daaru Le Kar Aana!
    NRI Friend: I completed my Ph.D. in Mathematical statistics and now I'm coming to India for my vacations before I head back and join an MNC.
    Punjabi Friend: Sahi Hai, Aate Waqt Duty Free Se Daaru Le Kar Aana!
  • Why was the baby ant confused?<br/>
Because all of his uncles were ants
    Why was the baby ant confused?
    Because all of his uncles were ants
  • What do you call someone with no body and no nose? <br/>
Nobody knows!
    What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
    Nobody knows!
  • Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?<br/>
Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes!
    Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?
    Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes!
  • What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?<br/>
You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!
    What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
    You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!
  • Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and coloured seperately!
    Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and coloured seperately!
  • The height of Digitalisation:<br/>
Me:  O God! please save me.<br/>
God: As jpg or pdf?
    The height of Digitalisation:
    Me: O God! please save me.
    God: As jpg or pdf?
  • My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.<br/>
So I got two girlfriends!
    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
    So I got two girlfriends!
  • In operation theatre:<br/>
Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.<br/>
South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?
    In operation theatre:
    Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.
    South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?
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