|English: Leonardo's elder sister is shivering.|
Haryanavi: Leonardo Di Cap-Rio Hai!
|NRI Friend: I completed my Ph.D. in Mathematical statistics and now I'm coming to India for my vacations before I head back and join an MNC.|
Punjabi Friend: Sahi Hai, Aate Waqt Duty Free Se Daaru Le Kar Aana!
|Why was the baby ant confused?|
Because all of his uncles were ants
|What do you call someone with no body and no nose? |
|Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?|
Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes!
|What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?|
You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!
|Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and coloured seperately!|
|The height of Digitalisation:|
Me: O God! please save me.
God: As jpg or pdf?
|My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.|
So I got two girlfriends!
|In operation theatre:|
Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.
South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?