• If you're looking for someone to steal your heart as well as 97% of your patience and brain cells, then you might want to look into parenthood!
    If you're looking for someone to steal your heart as well as 97% of your patience and brain cells, then you might want to look into parenthood!
  • I'm going to focus on me.<br/>
Translation: I'm single and I hate everyone!
    I'm going to focus on me.
    Translation: I'm single and I hate everyone!
  • Incredible Logic:<br/>
My girlfriend got offended when I told her, she is my strength.<br/>
She said, `That means, other women are your weaknesses`!
    Incredible Logic:
    My girlfriend got offended when I told her, she is my strength.
    She said, "That means, other women are your weaknesses"!
  • Behind every person staring at their phone is a life passing by them!
    Behind every person staring at their phone is a life passing by them!
  • Interviewer: What is your weakness?<br/>
Candidate: I am short tempered.<br/>
Interviewer: Explain.<br/>
Candidate: Phir Wohi Baat Saali...
    Interviewer: What is your weakness?
    Candidate: I am short tempered.
    Interviewer: Explain.
    Candidate: Phir Wohi Baat Saali...
  • Why isn't Friday the 13th a long weekend?
    Why isn't Friday the 13th a long weekend?
  • 7 year old me: Comes home from school and strips off all my clothes.<br/>
32 year old me: Comes home from work and strips off all my clothes.<br/>
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Some things never change!
    7 year old me: Comes home from school and strips off all my clothes.
    32 year old me: Comes home from work and strips off all my clothes.
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    Some things never change!
  • If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness!
    If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness!
  • What is a Flat Stomach?<br/>
Efforts that people will put in to get one... expect workout or eat right!
    What is a Flat Stomach?
    Efforts that people will put in to get one... expect workout or eat right!
  • What did the grape do when he got stepped on?<br/>
He let out a little wine!
    What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
    He let out a little wine!