|Never eat ice cream while chatting online. She asked me why I was typing so slowly. I told her my other hand was busy.|
She blocked me!
|Kindly don't forward clips that have the content of police hitting people walking on the road.|
After seeing those clips some wives are sending their husband to markets again and again!
|Ek Baar Saala Ye CORONA Ka Tension Khatam Ho... |
Phir 7 Din Ki Leaves Lekar Thoda Aaram Karunga!
There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of The Quaranteens!
|This quarantine is not working out.|
My wife and I are becoming friends and I almost told her about my girlfriend!
|Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!|
|They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket.|
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on!
|This could have been worse. Just imagine instead of social distancing, this virus required people to go out and meet new people.|
I can't even imagine!
|TOMORROW'S EXCURSION - GUIDED TOUR|
- 08:30 departure from the bathroom
- Arrival at the kitchen where breakfast is served
- After breakfast, we will visit the bedrooms
- Then we will have a cleaning workshop
- At 1 PM, there is a lunch in the kitchen
- At 2:30 PM, a siesta on sofa
- In the evening a visit to the living room where hot tea and biscuits will be served
- Afterward, free time to walk the corridors
- Come back late evening
|Don't spell part backward.|
It's a trap!