I'm, like, really smart; and like, really available!
|If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally!|
|Dentist: Open up, please.|
Boy: She saw my text but didn't reply.
Dentist: Abbey Munh Khol, Jazzbaat Nahi!
|How do you cut the ocean in half?|
Use a sea saw!
|Friend 1: One day I'll be so rich that I'll own the most expensive Rolex watch.|
Friend 2: Woh Toh Waqt Hi Batayega!
|Job interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Cambridge University.|
Candidate: Yeah, I was visiting my sister!
|There are two types of relationships:|
|Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.|
Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
|I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.|
That has got to be a marketable skill!
|Somebody told me that my clothes were gay. |
"I know," I said. "They came out of the closet this morning"!