|My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab.|
The results speak for themselves!
|A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says: |
"You can't do that, Bishops can only move diagonally"!
|One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there's a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it!|
If you're struggling to fall asleep, lay on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off!
|I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.|
But that's shallot!
|Cats meow to communicate with humans. Humans meow to communicate with cats. We share a mutual language that neither of us understand!|
|Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species!|
|I'm now at that age where getting out of bed seven times a night to pee is all the exercise I need!|
|Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?|
Still, five left.
Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing!
|Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!