• Never eat ice cream while chatting online. She asked me why I was typing so slowly. I told her my other hand was busy.<br/>
She blocked me!
    Never eat ice cream while chatting online. She asked me why I was typing so slowly. I told her my other hand was busy.
    She blocked me!
  • Kindly don't forward clips that have the content of police hitting people walking on the road.<br/>
After seeing those clips some wives are sending their husband to markets again and again!
    Kindly don't forward clips that have the content of police hitting people walking on the road.
    After seeing those clips some wives are sending their husband to markets again and again!
  • Ek Baar Saala Ye CORONA Ka Tension Khatam Ho... <br/>
Phir 7 Din Ki Leaves Lekar Thoda Aaram  Karunga!
    Ek Baar Saala Ye CORONA Ka Tension Khatam Ho...
    Phir 7 Din Ki Leaves Lekar Thoda Aaram  Karunga!
  • Prediction:<br/>
There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of The Quaranteens!
    Prediction:
    There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of The Quaranteens!
  • This quarantine is not working out.<br/>

My wife and I are becoming friends and I almost told her about my girlfriend!
    This quarantine is not working out.
    My wife and I are becoming friends and I almost told her about my girlfriend!
  • Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!
    Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!
  • They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket.<br/>

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on!
    They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket.
    They lied, everyone else had their clothes on!
  • This could have been worse. Just imagine instead of social distancing, this virus required people to go out and meet new people.<br/>
I can't even imagine!
    This could have been worse. Just imagine instead of social distancing, this virus required people to go out and meet new people.
    I can't even imagine!
  • TOMORROW'S EXCURSION - GUIDED TOUR<br/>

- 08:30 departure from the bathroom<br/>

- Arrival at the kitchen where breakfast is served<br/>

- After breakfast, we will visit the bedrooms<br/>

- Then we will have a cleaning workshop<br/>

- At 1 PM, there is a lunch in the kitchen<br/>

- At 2:30 PM, a siesta on sofa<br/>

- In the evening a visit to the living room where hot tea and biscuits will be served<br/>

- Afterward, free time to walk the corridors<br/>

- Come back late evening<br/>

Happy Travels!
    TOMORROW'S EXCURSION - GUIDED TOUR
    - 08:30 departure from the bathroom
    - Arrival at the kitchen where breakfast is served
    - After breakfast, we will visit the bedrooms
    - Then we will have a cleaning workshop
    - At 1 PM, there is a lunch in the kitchen
    - At 2:30 PM, a siesta on sofa
    - In the evening a visit to the living room where hot tea and biscuits will be served
    - Afterward, free time to walk the corridors
    - Come back late evening
    Happy Travels!
  • Don't spell part backward.<br/>
It's a trap!
    Don't spell part backward.
    It's a trap!