|Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me.|
I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love!
|Everybody loves you until you become the competition!|
|What's the tallest building in the world? |
A library because they have the most stories!
Make the girl pay on your first date and she'll realise that you are mot same as the other guys!
|Don't be ashamed of who you are.|
That's your parents' job!
|Just went to an emotional wedding.|
Even the cake was in tiers!
|When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!|
|Why some boys are always single:|
Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch.
Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
|What do you call a bear with no teeth?|
A gummy bear!
|An important information:|
In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!