• Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.<br/>
EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!Upload to Facebook
    Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.
    EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!
  • Life of a Vegetarian:<br/>
1. Birth<br/>
2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni<br/>
3. Death!Upload to Facebook
    Life of a Vegetarian:
    1. Birth
    2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni
    3. Death!
  • The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!Upload to Facebook
    The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!
  • The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!
  • Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...<br/>
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Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!Upload to Facebook
    Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...


















    Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!
  • Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?<br/>
Lawyer: 50000/-<br/>
Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?<br/>
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!Upload to Facebook
    Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?
    Lawyer: 50000/-
    Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?
    Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!
  • I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!
  • Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:<br/><br/>

1. All cannot be on top<br/>
2. As you rise so the risk<br/>
3. Ground level bears the maximum load<br/>
4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!Upload to Facebook
    Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:

    1. All cannot be on top
    2. As you rise so the risk
    3. Ground level bears the maximum load
    4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!
  • Interviewer: What are your strengths?<br/>
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.<br/>
Interviewer: How?<br/>
Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What are your strengths?
    Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
    Interviewer: How?
    Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
  • Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, `Your money or your life!`<br/>
I told him, `I am married... i.e. no money and no life.`<br/>
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!"
    I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life."
    We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!
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