• I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...<br/>
But it was only on paper view!
    I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...
    But it was only on paper view!
  • You don't buy expensive perfumes for yourself, you buy them for others to smell it!
    You don't buy expensive perfumes for yourself, you buy them for others to smell it!
  • Girl: Me or alcohol?<br/>
Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!
    Girl: Me or alcohol?
    Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!
  • Pata Nahi Woh Kaun Log The Jo Mehboob Ke Liye Puri Duniya Se Ladh Jaate The,<br/>
Yahan Toh Mehboob Se Hi Ladai Khatam Nahi Hoti!
    Pata Nahi Woh Kaun Log The Jo Mehboob Ke Liye Puri Duniya Se Ladh Jaate The,
    Yahan Toh Mehboob Se Hi Ladai Khatam Nahi Hoti!
  • Never give up on your dreams... keep sleeping!
    Never give up on your dreams... keep sleeping!
  • Parents should be able to hibernate through summer until school starts again!
    Parents should be able to hibernate through summer until school starts again!
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!
    Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!
  • Thing which wakes you up in the morning:<br/>

Alarm ✖<br/>
Enough sleep ✖<br/>
Mummy ke lectures ✔
    Thing which wakes you up in the morning:
    Alarm ✖
    Enough sleep ✖
    Mummy ke lectures ✔
  • Researchers are trying to find a cure for chronic diseases. <br/>
Sad part is that love is not on their list!
    Researchers are trying to find a cure for chronic diseases.
    Sad part is that love is not on their list!
  • Physics is just humans figuring out the code of our simulation!
    Physics is just humans figuring out the code of our simulation!