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  • A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!
    A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!
  • I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet.<br/>
It reminds me why there's no money in there!
    I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet.
    It reminds me why there's no money in there!
  • Employee: Sir Mujhe 14th February Ki Chutti Chahiye.<br/>
Boss: Tumhein 14th February Ko Chutti Kyon Chahiye?<br/>
Employee: Sir Valentine's Day Ke Avsar Par Ghar Mein Pooja Aur Archana Hogi!
    Employee: Sir Mujhe 14th February Ki Chutti Chahiye.
    Boss: Tumhein 14th February Ko Chutti Kyon Chahiye?
    Employee: Sir Valentine's Day Ke Avsar Par Ghar Mein Pooja Aur Archana Hogi!
  • What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?<br/>
An egg!
    What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
    An egg!
  • Message from a school:<br/>
Dear Parents,<br/>
There will be no extra class on 14th February!
    Message from a school:
    Dear Parents,
    There will be no extra class on 14th February!
  • If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.<br/>
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.<br/>
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.<br/>
Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.<br/>
You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.<br/>
Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.<br/>
Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!
    If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.
    Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
    Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
    Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
    You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
    Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
    Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!
  • Interviewer: Do you have any question?<br/>
Girl Candidate: Do I look fat in this dress?
    Interviewer: Do you have any question?
    Girl Candidate: Do I look fat in this dress?
  • Sometimes I wish reproducing was like Calculus.<br/>
That way stupid people wouldn't be able to do it!
    Sometimes I wish reproducing was like Calculus.
    That way stupid people wouldn't be able to do it!
  • Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!
    Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!