|This Valantine's Day I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with girlfriend. Can anyone send...|
|A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!|
|I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet.|
It reminds me why there's no money in there!
|Employee: Sir Mujhe 14th February Ki Chutti Chahiye.|
Boss: Tumhein 14th February Ko Chutti Kyon Chahiye?
Employee: Sir Valentine's Day Ke Avsar Par Ghar Mein Pooja Aur Archana Hogi!
|What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?|
|Message from a school:|
There will be no extra class on 14th February!
|If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.|
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!
|Interviewer: Do you have any question?|
Girl Candidate: Do I look fat in this dress?
|Sometimes I wish reproducing was like Calculus.|
That way stupid people wouldn't be able to do it!
|Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles!|