|Mona darling, Isko Under-Construction Flat Dila Do.|
EMI Isko Jeene Nahi Degi Aur Possession Ki Umeed Isko Marne Nahi Degi!
|Life of a Vegetarian:|
2. Bhaiya Ek Shahi Paneer Aur Ek Dal Makhni
|The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!|
|The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do Tomorrow!|
|Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...|
Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!
|Man: What is the fee for getting a divorce?|
Man: You took only 500/- for the marriage registration?
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive!
|I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!|
|Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:|
1. All cannot be on top
2. As you rise so the risk
3. Ground level bears the maximum load
4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!
|Interviewer: What are your strengths?|
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
Guy (takes out his phone): See 2% battery and I'm still calm!
|Yesterday I was mugged by a thief. He told me, "Your money or your life!"|
I told him, "I am married... i.e. no money and no life."
We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!