|Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:|
Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?
Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!
|I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, "Have a good day son."|
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
|If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar!|
|When life knocks me down, instead of getting up I usually lay there and take a nap!|
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
|Co-worker: I can't find you on FB.|
Me: I know I found you first and blocked you!
|People fall in love because of misunderstanding.|
And break up, when they understand each other!
|I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet.|
He gave me a run for my money!
|A good news for vegetarians:|
The Government has decided to rename egg to 'Panchi Phal'!
|Everything released on November 08 turns out to be a flop.|