• The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry!
    The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry!
  • A girl's smile creates great confusion in a boy's mind. <br/>
Ghanto Tak Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Hass Ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hass Rahi Hai!
    A girl's smile creates great confusion in a boy's mind.
    Ghanto Tak Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Hass Ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hass Rahi Hai!
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? <br/>
It wasn't peeling well!
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    It wasn't peeling well!
  • How does NASA organize parties?  <br/>
They planet!
    How does NASA organize parties?
    They planet!
  • I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. <br/>
Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do!
    I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction.
    Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do!
  • Bose is Bengali stereo type!
    Bose is Bengali stereo type!
  • What rooms do ghosts avoid? <br/>
The living rooms!
    What rooms do ghosts avoid?
    The living rooms!
  • Beach, Beer and Babes is the urban version of Roti, Kapda Aur Makaan!
    Beach, Beer and Babes is the urban version of Roti, Kapda Aur Makaan!
  • Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says `We don't serve noble gases in here.` <br/>
Helium doesn't react!
    Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
    Helium doesn't react!
  • You know which is the best place to stay these days? <br/>
Near a charging point!
    You know which is the best place to stay these days?
    Near a charging point!