• Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me.<br/>
I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love!
    Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me.
    I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love!
  • Everybody loves you until you become the competition!
    Everybody loves you until you become the competition!
  • What's the tallest building in the world? <br/>
A library because they have the most stories!
    What's the tallest building in the world?
    A library because they have the most stories!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Make the girl pay on your first date and she'll realise that you are mot same as the other guys!
    Pro Tip:
    Make the girl pay on your first date and she'll realise that you are mot same as the other guys!
  • Don't be ashamed of who you are.<br/>
That's your parents' job!
    Don't be ashamed of who you are.
    That's your parents' job!
  • Just went to an emotional wedding.<br/>
Even the cake was in tiers!
    Just went to an emotional wedding.
    Even the cake was in tiers!
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
  • Why some boys are always single:<br/>
Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch.<br/>
Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
    Why some boys are always single:
    Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch.
    Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?<br/>
A gummy bear!
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  • An important information:<br/>
In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!
    An important information:
    In case of accident, my blood type is Jack Daniel's!