|Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.|
I always lose!
|It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time!|
|Police: Accident Kaise Hua?|
Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.
Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!
|Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!|
|Interviewer: Why should we hire you?|
Candidate: Sir, Main Aise Kaam Karunga Jaise Meri Behen Ki Shaadi Ho!
|My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back!|
|I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!|
|Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!|
|Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.|
Because one day, you'll be dead!
|Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!|