|The older you get, the worse something has to be to make you cry!|
|A girl's smile creates great confusion in a boy's mind. |
Ghanto Tak Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Hass Ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hass Rahi Hai!
|Why did the banana go to the doctor? |
It wasn't peeling well!
|How does NASA organize parties? |
|I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. |
Sometimes you just got to leave people to do the dumb sh*t they do!
|Bose is Bengali stereo type!|
|What rooms do ghosts avoid? |
The living rooms!
|Beach, Beer and Babes is the urban version of Roti, Kapda Aur Makaan!|
|Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here." |
Helium doesn't react!
|You know which is the best place to stay these days? |
Near a charging point!