|I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...|
But it was only on paper view!
|You don't buy expensive perfumes for yourself, you buy them for others to smell it!|
|Girl: Me or alcohol?|
Alcohol: Choose her, I know you will come back to me later!
|Pata Nahi Woh Kaun Log The Jo Mehboob Ke Liye Puri Duniya Se Ladh Jaate The,|
Yahan Toh Mehboob Se Hi Ladai Khatam Nahi Hoti!
|Never give up on your dreams... keep sleeping!|
|Parents should be able to hibernate through summer until school starts again!|
|Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!|
|Thing which wakes you up in the morning:|
Enough sleep ✖
Mummy ke lectures ✔
|Researchers are trying to find a cure for chronic diseases. |
Sad part is that love is not on their list!
|Physics is just humans figuring out the code of our simulation!|