• Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.<br/>
I always lose!
    Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.
    I always lose!
  • It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time!
    It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time!
  • Police: Accident Kaise Hua?<br/>
Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.<br/>
Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!
    Police: Accident Kaise Hua?
    Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.
    Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!
  • Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!
    Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!
  • Interviewer: Why should we hire you?<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Main Aise Kaam Karunga Jaise Meri Behen Ki Shaadi Ho!
    Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
    Candidate: Sir, Main Aise Kaam Karunga Jaise Meri Behen Ki Shaadi Ho!
  • My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back!
    My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back!
  • I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!
    I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!
  • Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!
    Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!
  • Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.<br/>
Because one day, you'll be dead!
    Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.
    Because one day, you'll be dead!
  • Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!
    Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!
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