• A Gujju posted on Facebook:<br/>
`A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around`!
    A Gujju posted on Facebook:
    "A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around"!
  • A Priest is called a Father.  <br/>
A Bishop Your Grace.  <br/>
A Cardinal Your Eminence.  <br/>
A Pope Your Holiness.  <br/>
But only a 36-24-36 is called 'OH MY GOD'!
    A Priest is called a Father.
    A Bishop Your Grace.
    A Cardinal Your Eminence.
    A Pope Your Holiness.
    But only a 36-24-36 is called 'OH MY GOD'!
  • Have you ever thought that Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners to China than it kept out?
    Have you ever thought that Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners to China than it kept out?
  • I have been single for so long I forgot how to spell relatsingleship!
    I have been single for so long I forgot how to spell relatsingleship!
  • After the age of 30, I figured out that most important thing in adulthood is... <br/>
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Sleeping!
    After the age of 30, I figured out that most important thing in adulthood is...
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    Sleeping!
  • What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?<br/>
Where's pop-corn?
    What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
    Where's pop-corn?
  • I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
    I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
  • What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?<br/>
Humphree!
    What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?
    Humphree!
  • Normal Coffee to Black Coffee: Who are you?<br/>
Black Coffee: I'm you but stronger!
    Normal Coffee to Black Coffee: Who are you?
    Black Coffee: I'm you but stronger!
  • Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. <br/>
Eyeronic!
    Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash.
    Eyeronic!