|A Gujju posted on Facebook:|
"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around"!
|A Priest is called a Father. |
A Bishop Your Grace.
A Cardinal Your Eminence.
A Pope Your Holiness.
But only a 36-24-36 is called 'OH MY GOD'!
|Have you ever thought that Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners to China than it kept out?|
|I have been single for so long I forgot how to spell relatsingleship!|
|After the age of 30, I figured out that most important thing in adulthood is... |
|What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?|
|I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!|
|What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?|
|Normal Coffee to Black Coffee: Who are you?|
Black Coffee: I'm you but stronger!
|Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. |