• My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back!
    My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back!
  • I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!
    I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!
  • Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!
    Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!
  • Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.<br/>
Because one day, you'll be dead!
    Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.
    Because one day, you'll be dead!
  • Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!
    Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!
  • Things I and my laptop have in common:<br/>
Slow<br/>
Difficult to wake up from sleep<br/>
Struggles to complete basic tasks
    Things I and my laptop have in common:
    Slow
    Difficult to wake up from sleep
    Struggles to complete basic tasks
  • Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!
    Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!
  • I don't always buy clothes, but when I do it's out fashioned and 70 % off!
    I don't always buy clothes, but when I do it's out fashioned and 70 % off!
  • `You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer.`<br/>
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
    "You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer."
    Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
  • Kids: Hi Dude!<br/>
Adults: Hi Dear!<br/>
Legends: Bhai Sahib!
    Kids: Hi Dude!
    Adults: Hi Dear!
    Legends: Bhai Sahib!
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