• I got arrested for impersonating a firework. <br/>
They let me off!
    I got arrested for impersonating a firework.
    They let me off!
  • Friend is word.<br/>
Yaar is an emotion.<br/>
But 'Kamina' is a feeling!
    Friend is word.
    Yaar is an emotion.
    But 'Kamina' is a feeling!
  • Bappi Lahiri was not born.<br/>
His parents bought him on Dhanteras!
    Bappi Lahiri was not born.
    His parents bought him on Dhanteras!
  • Teacher: How old is your father?<br/>
Boy: As old as me.<br/>
Teacher: How can that be?<br/>
Boy: He became a father only when I was born!
    Teacher: How old is your father?
    Boy: As old as me.
    Teacher: How can that be?
    Boy: He became a father only when I was born!
  • The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.<br/>
The quickest way to a woman's heart is to hand her cash!
    The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
    The quickest way to a woman's heart is to hand her cash!
  • Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked!
    Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked!
  • Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?<br/>
Because then it would be a foot!
    Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
  • If you're born in November you know your parents had a brilliant Valentine's Day!
    If you're born in November you know your parents had a brilliant Valentine's Day!
  • I just realized that saying, `He died doing what he loved` was a really awkward thing to say at a Drug Addicts funeral!
    I just realized that saying, "He died doing what he loved" was a really awkward thing to say at a Drug Addicts funeral!
  • Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process!
    Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process!