• To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep.<br/>
To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life!
    To sleep, you trick yourself into thinking you're asleep.
    To wake up, you trick yourself into thinking you don't hate life!
  • Girl 1: Why do women need a husband?<br/>
Girl 2: Because so many things go wrong everyday and you can't blame God!
    Girl 1: Why do women need a husband?
    Girl 2: Because so many things go wrong everyday and you can't blame God!
  • I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money...<br/>
I am sorry but I have moved on!
    I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money...
    I am sorry but I have moved on!
  • The longer you wait, the hotter you date!
    The longer you wait, the hotter you date!
  • After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends!
    After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends!
  • My boss is always in his character.<br/>
A female colleague posted the picture of her newly born kid and boss commented,<br/>
`I was expecting a better output`!
    My boss is always in his character.
    A female colleague posted the picture of her newly born kid and boss commented,
    "I was expecting a better output"!
  • For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold:<br/>

Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
    For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold:
    Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
  • What is the computer's favorite food?<br/>
Microchips!
    What is the computer's favorite food?
    Microchips!
  • Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision!
    Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision!
  • Santa: Mera Order Abhi Tak Kyon Nahi Aaya, Ullu Ke Patthe?<br/>
Customer Care: Please Sir, Pehle Aap Namarta Se Baat Kijiye.<br/>
Santa: OK! Karwao!
    Santa: Mera Order Abhi Tak Kyon Nahi Aaya, Ullu Ke Patthe?
    Customer Care: Please Sir, Pehle Aap Namarta Se Baat Kijiye.
    Santa: OK! Karwao!