• The world's hunger is getting ridiculous.
    There is more fruit in a rich man's shampoo than on a poor man's plate!
  • A boy in my class asked a girl out and got a girlfriend.<br/>
I asked a girl out in my class and I got fired from my teaching job!
    A boy in my class asked a girl out and got a girlfriend.
    I asked a girl out in my class and I got fired from my teaching job!
  • I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'let's make this interesting'.<br/>
So we stopped playing chess!
    I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'let's make this interesting'.
    So we stopped playing chess!
  • It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub.<br/>
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.<br/>
The difference is staggering!
    It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub.
    It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
    The difference is staggering!
  • A new group called Alcoholics Unanimous has been founded, if you don't feel like having a drink, you ring a member and he comes over to persuade you!
    A new group called Alcoholics Unanimous has been founded, if you don't feel like having a drink, you ring a member and he comes over to persuade you!
  • Dating someone for more than 3 Years without any sign of marriage is no longer a relationship, it's a course.<br/>
You are studying Relationship Management and Analysis!
    Dating someone for more than 3 Years without any sign of marriage is no longer a relationship, it's a course.
    You are studying Relationship Management and Analysis!
  • Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.<br/>
However, that's not the case!
    Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.
    However, that's not the case!
  • It's amazing how fast your mood can change after stepping in water with socks!
    It's amazing how fast your mood can change after stepping in water with socks!
  • Wheat makes Beer.<br/>
Corn makes Whisky.<br/>
Grapes make Wine.<br/>
Potatoes make Vodka.<br/>
One just can't get drunk without farmers!
    Wheat makes Beer.
    Corn makes Whisky.
    Grapes make Wine.
    Potatoes make Vodka.
    One just can't get drunk without farmers!
  • Punjabis are incorrigible.<br/>
They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!
    Punjabis are incorrigible.
    They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!