|The world's hunger is getting ridiculous.|
There is more fruit in a rich man's shampoo than on a poor man's plate!
|A boy in my class asked a girl out and got a girlfriend.|
I asked a girl out in my class and I got fired from my teaching job!
|I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'let's make this interesting'.|
So we stopped playing chess!
|It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub.|
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering!
|A new group called Alcoholics Unanimous has been founded, if you don't feel like having a drink, you ring a member and he comes over to persuade you!|
|Dating someone for more than 3 Years without any sign of marriage is no longer a relationship, it's a course.|
You are studying Relationship Management and Analysis!
|Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.|
However, that's not the case!
|It's amazing how fast your mood can change after stepping in water with socks!|
|Wheat makes Beer.|
Corn makes Whisky.
Grapes make Wine.
Potatoes make Vodka.
One just can't get drunk without farmers!
|Punjabis are incorrigible.|
They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!