• Every time someone sets a World Record, the world sets a World Record for number of World Records recorded!
    Every time someone sets a World Record, the world sets a World Record for number of World Records recorded!
  • The teachers first tell you the importance of a 7+ hour sleep. Then they give you assignments that keep you up for the next seven nights!
    The teachers first tell you the importance of a 7+ hour sleep. Then they give you assignments that keep you up for the next seven nights!
  • What kind of shoes do artists wear?<br/>
SKETCHERS!
    What kind of shoes do artists wear?
    SKETCHERS!
  • You never actually go through a door. You go around the door!
    You never actually go through a door. You go around the door!
  • A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that begins with `A new poll suggests`!
    A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that begins with "A new poll suggests"!
  • A different version of you exists in mind of all the people that you've never met!
    A different version of you exists in mind of all the people that you've never met!
  • After spending a huge amount on grooming my beard, I have realized that, `Beard Rakhne Se Sirf Usmein Saabun Ka Jhaag Fansta Ha, Ladkiyan Nahi!`
    After spending a huge amount on grooming my beard, I have realized that, "Beard Rakhne Se Sirf Usmein Saabun Ka Jhaag Fansta Ha, Ladkiyan Nahi!"
  • If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 Up is Lemonade!
    If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 Up is Lemonade!
  • A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered 'Kindegarten'!
    A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered 'Kindegarten'!
  • I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!
    I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!