When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent!
|Other Countries: This man is so talented.|
India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
|The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting "Security Check"!|
|What is the difference between a prison and a workplace?|
Not much. In prison you get time off for your good behaviour. At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!
|Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?|
Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
|A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.|
Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!"
|It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!|
|When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!|
|I have tons of "will power", what I really need is "won't power"!|
|Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!|