|My primary source of income in childhood was when my mom used to give me money to buy something and didn't ask for the change back!|
|I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!|
|Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!|
|Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.|
Because one day, you'll be dead!
|Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon!|
|Things I and my laptop have in common:|
Difficult to wake up from sleep
Struggles to complete basic tasks
|Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!|
|I don't always buy clothes, but when I do it's out fashioned and 70 % off!|
|"You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer."|
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
|Kids: Hi Dude!|
Adults: Hi Dear!
Legends: Bhai Sahib!