• Pro Tip:<br/>
When people say `Call me if you need anything` the word `Don't` is silent!
    Pro Tip:
    When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent!
  • Other Countries: This man is so talented.<br/>
India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
    Other Countries: This man is so talented.
    India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
  • The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting `Security Check`!
    The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting "Security Check"!
  • What is the difference between a prison and a workplace?<br/>
Not much. In prison you get time off for your good behaviour. At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!
    What is the difference between a prison and a workplace?
    Not much. In prison you get time off for your good behaviour. At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!
  • Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?<br/>
Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
    Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
    Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
  • A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.<br/>
Santa drank it and answered, `Neither. I'm a problem solver!`
    A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.
    Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!"
  • It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!
    It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!
  • When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!
    When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!
  • I have tons of `will power`, what I really need is `won't power`!
    I have tons of "will power", what I really need is "won't power"!
  • Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!
    Exercise makes you look better naked so does Tequila... your choice!