• Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?<br/>
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
    Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Girl: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?<br/>
Boy: I lie!Upload to Facebook
    While Chatting:
    Girl: Do you drink?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you smoke?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
    Boy: I lie!
  • Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?<br />
Boy: I washed it.<br />
Girl: But it looks really different.<br />
Boy: Yeah I used water this time!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?
    Boy: I washed it.
    Girl: But it looks really different.
    Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
  • Boy: Will you be my Valentine?<br/>
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.<br/>
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
    Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
    Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
  • Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: I am not ready.<br/>
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?Upload to Facebook
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: I am not ready.
    Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Boy: Hi<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.<br/>
Girl: Kyun?<br/>
Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!Upload to Facebook
    While Chatting:
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.
    Girl: Kyun?
    Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
  • Girlfriend: Do I look fat?<br/>
Boyfriend: Do I look stupid?Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Do I look fat?
    Boyfriend: Do I look stupid?
  • When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;<br/>
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!Upload to Facebook
    When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;
    And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!
  • While Chatting:<br />
Boy: Hi<br />
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br />
Boy: I have an Audi.<br />
Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.<br />
Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!<br />Upload to Facebook
    While Chatting:
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: I have an Audi.
    Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.
    Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!
  • Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?<br/>
Boy: No.<br/>
Girl: Why?<br/>
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
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