|Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.|
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
|Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?|
Girl: I came here to fart!
|Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?|
Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!
Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?
Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
|Girl: I like people who don't fear death.|
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
|Girl: Breakup hurts the most.|
Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai!
|Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.|
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
|Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.|
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!
|Difference between boys and girls:|
Boy: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?
Girl: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke!
|Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? |
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!