|Girl: Tell the world that you love me.|
Boy whispers - I love you!
Girl: Why did you whisper it to me?
Boy: Because you are my world!
|Boy: Can I confess something?|
Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen ?
.. Girl: Can I confess something as well?
Girl: This smile only exists because of you!
|Boy: Hey, do you like water?|
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!
|A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.|
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming!
|Tragedy of Girl's Life:|
Good looking boys are not good boys;
Good boys are not good looking
Good looking and good boys are married;
Good single boys with good looks are not rich;
Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends!
|Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?|
Boy: Awwww. Yes.
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!
|Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.|
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
|Boys' room before marriage:|
Cards & Nokia E7!
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
|A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?|
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
|Woman has Man in it;|
Mrs has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
Madam has Adam in it.
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!