|Girlfriend: What do you want?|
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
|Boy: What's your name?|
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
|Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.|
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
|On a chat:|
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!
|If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.|
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
|If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.|
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
|On a date:|
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
|Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?|
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
|When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.|
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
|Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?|
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!