Girl and Boy SMS

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Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.<br/>

Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.<br/>

Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boys' room before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Gifts
Friendship Bands
Cards & Nokia E7!

After Marriage:
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?<br/>
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Love affair in School:

Girl's way:
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back & Sees the boy Sitting on the last bench & says - "Thank God, Stupid Aaya Hai!"

Boy's way:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends start shouting "Abey Teri Wali Aa Gayi"!
A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?<br/>

Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C<br/>

Girlfriend: What?<br/>

Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
Woman has Man in it;<br/> 
Mrs has Mr in it;<br/>
Female has Male in it;<br/>
Madam has Adam in it.<br/>
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
Madam has Adam in it.
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!
Why are boys so careless and irresponsible?
Because they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them anyway!
Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp. 
Boy: But why? 
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
On Whatsapp:
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?
Boy: Kyu?
Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
Boy: Motivate Kar.
Girl: Kisko?
Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska?
Girl: Kiska?
Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!

Quotes

There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.

Trivia

A young rabbit is called a 'kitten'.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.