Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams!
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Boy: What's your age?
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.
Boy: What's your email address?
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com
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Irony of Life:

Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
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Boys go to college to develop their minds;
And Girls go to college to catch them before this happens!
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Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you!
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Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
Boy: Only when you go to sleep?
Girl: Why only when I sleep?
Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake!
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Boys have fun by teasing girls and then girls cry for a few minutes.
Girls have fun by loving boys and then boys cry for a lifetime!
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Boys use the word friendship to start love;
But girls use the word friendship to end love!
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Boy: Are you a dictionary?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you just gave me the definition of 'Life'!
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Boy: Can I confess something?
Girl: Sure.
Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen?
Girl: Can I confess something as well?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: This smile only exists because of you!
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