• Boy: Will you marry me?<br/>
Girl: What's your status?<br/>
Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Will you marry me?
    Girl: What's your status?
    Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!
  • Girl: Shravan Mein Bhi Daaru Peete Ho, Disgusting!<br/>
Boy: Hum Bhagwan Ko Dil Mein Rakhte Hain, Liver Mein Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Shravan Mein Bhi Daaru Peete Ho, Disgusting!
    Boy: Hum Bhagwan Ko Dil Mein Rakhte Hain, Liver Mein Nahi!
  • A boy met a girl in Metro.<br/>
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.<br/>
Boy: Awwww... Are you single?<br/>
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!Upload to Facebook
    A boy met a girl in Metro.
    Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
    Boy: Awwww... Are you single?
    Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
  • Girl: We have been together for 3 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?<br/>
Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: We have been together for 3 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?
    Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!
  • Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.<br/>
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?<br/>
Boy: No, plastic & brainless!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.
    Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
    Boy: No, plastic & brainless!
  • Boy: Muskurane Ki Wajah Tum Ho...<br/>
Girl: Sachhi?<br/>
Boy: Ab Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai, Hansi Toh Aa Hi Jaati Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Muskurane Ki Wajah Tum Ho...
    Girl: Sachhi?
    Boy: Ab Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai, Hansi Toh Aa Hi Jaati Hai!
  • Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?<br/>
Boy: CA<br/>
Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!<br/>
Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?
    Boy: CA
    Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!
    Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram!
  • Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main.<br/>
Girl: Wow, you love me so much?<br/>
Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main.
    Girl: Wow, you love me so much?
    Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun!
  • Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge.<br/>
Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge.
    Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge!
  • Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?<br/>
Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?
    Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!
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