|Ek Shehari Ladke Ko Gaon Ki Chhori Se Naya-Naya Pyaar Hua|
Ladka: Jaanu Tumhe Whatsaap Chalana Aata Hai?
Ladki: Nahin Ji, Par Aap Chalana Main Peeche Baith Jaungi..!
|Boy: Why don't you had a boyfriend yet?|
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, Why don't you had a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet!
|Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.|
Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!
|Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.|
Girl: Superman? Ironman?
Boy: No, It's Yourman!
|Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.|
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
|Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:|
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari.
Girl: Married Hun Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!
|Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?|
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
|Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.|
Girl: Which game?
Boy: Anything, but not Hide & Seek.
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
|Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho?|
Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye!
|Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya?|
Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun.
Girl: Kyon ?
Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye!