|On a chat:|
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!
|If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.|
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
|If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.|
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
|On a date:|
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
|Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?|
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
|When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.|
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
|Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?|
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
|A boy's question on social media:|
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?
Stay away from her!
|Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.|
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
|Girl calls her boyfriend:|
Girl: How's the weather?
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!