Girl and Boy SMS

I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero).
I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a
HER + 0 = HERO!

Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name?
Girl: Superman? Batman? Spiderman?
Boy: Your man.

Guns don't kill people. Dads with good looking daughters do.

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars.
Girl: But, it's daytime...
Boy: Haha, exactly.

Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy?
Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy.

Dear Mom & Dad,
You were also once teenagers. You must realise the importance of freedom & space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life.
With Love,
Your Teenage Child

Girl: How do you spell love?
Boy: You don't spell it. You feel it.

Conversation on Whatsapp:
Boy: Call me Shona
Girl: My Shona...
Boy: Call me Sweetheart
Girl: Sweetheart...
Boy: Call me Honey..
Girl: Honey...
Boy: You stupid, give me a call on my phone!
Girl: Oh Ok Ok!

My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them in the face & said, "Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter bunny" and walked away like a boss!

Annoying Boy: Awh, you look so cute when you're mad.
Girl: Keep it up and I'm about to be gorgeous.

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