• On a date:<br/>
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.<br/>
Girl: I want pink.<br/>
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
    On a date:
    Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
    Girl: I want pink.
    Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
  • Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?<br/>
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
    Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?
    Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
  • When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.<br/>
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
    When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
    And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
  • Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
    Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?
    Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
  • A boy's question on social media:<br/>
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?<br/><br/>

Girl's reply:<br/>
Stay away from her!
    A boy's question on social media:
    What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?

    Girl's reply:
    Stay away from her!
  • Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.<br/>
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
    Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
    Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
  • Girl calls her boyfriend:<br/>
Girl: How's the weather?<br/>
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.<br/>
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
    Girl calls her boyfriend:
    Girl: How's the weather?
    Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
    Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
  • Girl: You know what<br/>
Boy: What?<br/>
Girl: I love moustaches.<br/>
Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
    Girl: You know what
    Boy: What?
    Girl: I love moustaches.
    Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain!
  • Girl: Why do you always follow me around?<br/>
Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
    Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
    Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
  • Boy: Will you go out with me?<br/>
Girl: No.<br/>
Boy: I have a good heart.<br/>
Girl: I don't need a transplant!
    Boy: Will you go out with me?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: I have a good heart.
    Girl: I don't need a transplant!