• On a chat:<br/>
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?<br/>
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.<br/>
Girl: Oh! Who died?<br/>
Boy: My feelings for you!
    On a chat:
    Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
    Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
    Girl: Oh! Who died?
    Boy: My feelings for you!
  • If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.<br/>
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!<br/>
#StopGenderInequality
    If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.
    If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
    #StopGenderInequality
  • If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.<br/>
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!<br/>
#StopGenderInequality
    If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
    If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
    #StopGenderInequality
  • On a date:<br/>
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.<br/>
Girl: I want pink.<br/>
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
    On a date:
    Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
    Girl: I want pink.
    Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
  • Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?<br/>
Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
    Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger?
    Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai!
  • When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.<br/>
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
    When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
    And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
  • Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
    Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?
    Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega!
  • A boy's question on social media:<br/>
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?<br/><br/>

Girl's reply:<br/>
Stay away from her!
    A boy's question on social media:
    What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?

    Girl's reply:
    Stay away from her!
  • Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.<br/>
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
    Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
    Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
  • Girl calls her boyfriend:<br/>
Girl: How's the weather?<br/>
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.<br/>
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
    Girl calls her boyfriend:
    Girl: How's the weather?
    Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
    Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!