• A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.
    The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
    The boy edited the comment to - I love you!
  • Expecting a negative answer, a girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken promise?
    To satisfy his girl, the boy replied: Nothing of these, I haven't done!
  • Dear Boys,
    Kitchen has 'He' in it.
    So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.
    Sincerely,
    Girls!
  • Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
    Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams!
  • Boy: What's your age?<br />
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.<br />
Boy: What's your email address?<br />
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com
    Boy: What's your age?
    Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.
    Boy: What's your email address?
    Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com
  • Irony of Life:<br/><br/>

Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.<br />
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
    Irony of Life:

    Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
    After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
  • Boys go to college to develop their minds;
    And Girls go to college to catch them before this happens!
  • Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend?<br/>
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ?<br/>
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you!
    Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
    Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
    Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you!
  • Girl:  What time do you go to sleep?<br/>
Boy: Only when you go to sleep?<br/>
Girl: Why only when I sleep?<br/>
Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake!
    Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
    Boy: Only when you go to sleep?
    Girl: Why only when I sleep?
    Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake!
  • Boys have fun by teasing girls and then girls cry for a few minutes.
    Girls have fun by loving boys and then boys cry for a lifetime!
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