|Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.|
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
|Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?|
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!
|Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.|
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun!
|Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.|
Boy: I can explain.
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!
|Girl: Do you drink alcohol.|
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
|Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?|
|Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.|
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
|Girl: I want you to tie me up.|
Girl: Blindfold me.
Girl: Now, tease me a bit
Boy: Your nose is big & your teeth are crooked!
|Girlfriend: What do you want?|
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
|Boy: What's your name?|
Girl: Vidhi and yours?