• On the first night of marriage:<br/>
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh<br/>
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!
    On the first night of marriage:
    Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh
    Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?
    Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!
  • Boy: You are like my drug.<br/>
Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?<br/>
Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!
    Boy: You are like my drug.
    Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?
    Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!
  • Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.<br/>
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!<br/>
Boy: What?<br/>
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!
    Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
    Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
    Boy: What?
    Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!
  • Boy: You look so tired, what happened?<br/>
Girl: Meri Scooty Ka Petrol Khtam Ho Geya Tha, Kisi Ne Meri Koi Help Nahi Ki.<br/>
Boy: Toh Phir Yeh 'Feminist' Wala Top Pehan Kar Mat Ghuma Kar!
    Boy: You look so tired, what happened?
    Girl: Meri Scooty Ka Petrol Khtam Ho Geya Tha, Kisi Ne Meri Koi Help Nahi Ki.
    Boy: Toh Phir Yeh 'Feminist' Wala Top Pehan Kar Mat Ghuma Kar!
  • Girl:: Jaanu, Please Tum Mera Recharge Karwa Doge?<br/>
Boy: Please Mat Bolo.<br/>
Girl: Awww<br/>
Boy: Are Main Keh Raha Hun Ki `Please`, Mat Bolo, Mere Pass Khud Ka Recharge Karne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain!
    Girl:: Jaanu, Please Tum Mera Recharge Karwa Doge?
    Boy: Please Mat Bolo.
    Girl: Awww
    Boy: Are Main Keh Raha Hun Ki "Please", Mat Bolo, Mere Pass Khud Ka Recharge Karne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain!
  • Girl: Whisper me those 3 words every girl wants to hear.<br/>
Boy: Let's play game!
    Girl: Whisper me those 3 words every girl wants to hear.
    Boy: Let's play game!
  • Girl: I like guys with high standards.<br/>
Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!
    Girl: I like guys with high standards.
    Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai!
  • Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter<br/>
Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.<br/>
Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!
    Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter
    Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.
    Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai!
  • Girl: I'm not like other girls.<br/>
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
    Girl: I'm not like other girls.
    Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
  • Boy: Which team are you supporting this IPL?<br/>
Girl: Delhi Daredevils But Jamnapaar Se Is Side Waali Delhi Ke!
    Boy: Which team are you supporting this IPL?
    Girl: Delhi Daredevils But Jamnapaar Se Is Side Waali Delhi Ke!