|Boy: Wanna hear a joke?|
Girl: Of course.
Boy: Knock, knock.
Girl: Who's there?
Girl: Marry, who?
Boy: Marry, me?
|Boy: I love you.|
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
|Boy: Why don't you get a Tattoo.|
Girl: I rather prefer Lovebites!
|Girl: Will you love me forever?|
Boy: I love you now, this moment.
Girl: But forever?
Boy: There is no forever but now!
|Boyfriend: You're so beautiful when you're angry.|
Girlfriend: Am I not beautiful all the time?
Boyfriend: That's what I said!
|James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond!|
She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend!
|Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.|
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
|Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.|
Girl: What game?
Boy: Anything but not "Hide and Seek".
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
|Girl: Will you marry me?|
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
|A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.|
The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to - I love you!