|Girl: Why do you always follow me around?|
Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams!
|Boy: What's your age?|
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.
Boy: What's your email address?
|Irony of Life:|
Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
|Boys go to college to develop their minds;|
And Girls go to college to catch them before this happens!
|Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend?|
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you!
|Girl: What time do you go to sleep?|
Boy: Only when you go to sleep?
Girl: Why only when I sleep?
Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake!
|Boys have fun by teasing girls and then girls cry for a few minutes.|
Girls have fun by loving boys and then boys cry for a lifetime!
|Boys use the word friendship to start love;|
But girls use the word friendship to end love!
|Boy: Are you a dictionary?|
Boy: Because you just gave me the definition of 'Life'!
|Boy: Can I confess something?|
Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen?
Girl: Can I confess something as well?
Girl: This smile only exists because of you!