• Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? <br/>
Girl: No there's 26<br/>
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
    Girl: No there's 26
    Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
  • A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.<br/>
`Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge.`<br/><br/>

A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.<br/>
`Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!`Upload to Facebook
    A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.
    "Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."

    A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
    "Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!"
  • Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?<br/>
Boy: One Plus Five<br/>
Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?
    Boy: One Plus Five
    Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas?
  • Girl: I love Iron Man.<br/>
Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I love Iron Man.
    Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun!
  • Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?<br/>
Boy: Why should I go?<br/>
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
    Boy: Why should I go?
    Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
  • Boy: Would you like to go out with me?<br/>
Girl: No<br/>
Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?<br/>
Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Would you like to go out with me?
    Girl: No
    Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?
    Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!
  • Boy: Why you look so mean?<br/>
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Why you look so mean?
    Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!
  • Inside the examination hall:<br/>
Boy: Date?<br/>
Girl: No<br/>
Boy: Aaj Ki Date?<br/>
Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.<br/>
Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do!Upload to Facebook
    Inside the examination hall:
    Boy: Date?
    Girl: No
    Boy: Aaj Ki Date?
    Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.
    Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do!
  • Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?<br/>
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?<br/>
Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?
    Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?
    Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
  • Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?<br/>
Boyfriend: OK<br/>
Girlfriend: And video games?<br/>
Boyfriend: OK<br/>
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?<br/>
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?
    Boyfriend: OK
    Girlfriend: And video games?
    Boyfriend: OK
    Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
    Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
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