Girl and Boy SMS

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Boy: Hey, do you like water?<br/>
Girl: Yeah.<br/>
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!
Boy: Hey, do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!
A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.<br/>
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.<br/>
Boy: Run, your father is coming!
A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming!
Tragedy of Girl's Life:<br/>

Good looking boys are not good boys;<br/>
Good boys are not good looking<br/>
Good looking and good boys are married;<br/>
Good single boys with good looks are not rich;<br/>
Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends!
Tragedy of Girl's Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys;
Good boys are not good looking
Good looking and good boys are married;
Good single boys with good looks are not rich;
Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends!
Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?<br/>
Boy: Awwww. Yes.<br/>
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!
Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?
Boy: Awwww. Yes.
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.<br/>

Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.<br/>

Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boys' room before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Gifts
Friendship Bands
Cards & Nokia E7!

After Marriage:
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?<br/>
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Love affair in School:

Girl's way:
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back & Sees the boy Sitting on the last bench & says - "Thank God, Stupid Aaya Hai!"

Boy's way:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends start shouting "Abey Teri Wali Aa Gayi"!
A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?<br/>

Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C<br/>

Girlfriend: What?<br/>

Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
Woman has Man in it;<br/> 
Mrs has Mr in it;<br/>
Female has Male in it;<br/>
Madam has Adam in it.<br/>
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
Madam has Adam in it.
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!

Quotes

Wise teachers create an environment that encourages students to teach themselves.

Trivia

Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan. She played the love interest of Big B in 'Adalat' (1976) and mother in 'Trishul' (1978).

Graffiti

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes!