|James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond!|
She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend!
|Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.|
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
|Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.|
Girl: What game?
Boy: Anything but not "Hide and Seek".
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
|Girl: Will you marry me?|
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
|A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.|
The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to - I love you!
|Expecting a negative answer, a girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken promise?|
To satisfy his girl, the boy replied: Nothing of these, I haven't done!
Kitchen has 'He' in it.
So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.
|Girl: Why do you always follow me around?|
Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams!
|Boy: What's your age?|
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.
Boy: What's your email address?
|Irony of Life:|
Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!