|Boy: I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.|
Girl: I have a sandal, you have a face. Think of the casualties!
|Height of using Emoticons:
Boy: Kya Kal Raat Tum Party Mein Thi?
Boy: Yeh Kya?
Girl: Ha Thi
|Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho|
Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha...
Boys Always Rock...
|Ek Shehari Ladke Ko Gaon Ki Chhori Se Naya-Naya Pyaar Hua|
Ladka: Jaanu Tumhe Whatsaap Chalana Aata Hai?
Ladki: Nahin Ji, Par Aap Chalana Main Peeche Baith Jaungi..!
|Boy: Why don't you had a boyfriend yet?|
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, Why don't you had a girlfriend?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet!
|Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life's like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.|
Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!
|Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.|
Girl: Superman? Ironman?
Boy: No, It's Yourman!
|Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.|
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
|Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:|
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari.
Girl: Married Hun Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!
|Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?|
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!