• James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond!<br/>
She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend!Upload to Facebook
    James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond!
    She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend!
  • Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.<br />
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.
    Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
  • Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.<br/>
Girl: What game?<br/>
Boy: Anything but not `Hide and Seek`.<br/>
Girl: Why?<br/>
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.
    Girl: What game?
    Boy: Anything but not "Hide and Seek".
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
  • Girl: Will you marry me?<br/>
Boy: Yes.<br/>
Girl: When?<br/>
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.<br/>
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Will you marry me?
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: When?
    Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
    Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
  • A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.
    The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
    The boy edited the comment to - I love you!
  • Expecting a negative answer, a girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken promise?
    To satisfy his girl, the boy replied: Nothing of these, I haven't done!
  • Dear Boys,
    Kitchen has 'He' in it.
    So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.
    Sincerely,
    Girls!
  • Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
    Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams!
  • Boy: What's your age?<br />
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.<br />
Boy: What's your email address?<br />
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.comUpload to Facebook
    Boy: What's your age?
    Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.
    Boy: What's your email address?
    Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com
  • Irony of Life:<br/><br/>

Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.<br />
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!Upload to Facebook
    Irony of Life:

    Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
    After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
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