Girl and Boy SMS

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Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.<br/>

Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.<br/>

Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boys' room before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Gifts
Friendship Bands
Cards & Nokia E7!

After Marriage:
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?<br/>
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Love affair in School:

Girl's way:
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back & Sees the boy Sitting on the last bench & says - "Thank God, Stupid Aaya Hai!"

Boy's way:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends start shouting "Abey Teri Wali Aa Gayi"!
A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?<br/>

Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C<br/>

Girlfriend: What?<br/>

Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
Woman has Man in it;<br/> 
Mrs has Mr in it;<br/>
Female has Male in it;<br/>
Madam has Adam in it.<br/>
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
Madam has Adam in it.
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!
Why are boys so careless and irresponsible?
Because they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them anyway!
Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp. 
Boy: But why? 
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!
On Whatsapp:
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?
Boy: Kyu?
Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
Boy: Motivate Kar.
Girl: Kisko?
Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska?
Girl: Kiska?
Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!

Quotes

We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.