Girl and Boy SMS

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A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best! 
Girl: All the best to you, too! 
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed. 
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!
Girl: All the best to you, too!
The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed.
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Moral: Only boys wish from the heart!
Boy: Adored one, may I print a kiss upon your lips? 
Girl: Well-er-yes; you may print it, but you mustn't publish it!
Boy: Adored one, may I print a kiss upon your lips?
Girl: Well-er-yes; you may print it, but you mustn't publish it!
Girl: What's the difference between pleasure and torture? 
Boy: Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much!
Girl: What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Boy: Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much!
The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed.
"Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?"
"No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"
Boy: Wanna hear a joke? 
Girl: No thanks. I'm already hearin' one!
Boy: Wanna hear a joke?
Girl: No thanks. I'm already hearin' one!
Boy: I've never such dreamy eyes. 
Girl: You've never stayed so late before!
Boy: I've never such dreamy eyes.
Girl: You've never stayed so late before!
Boy: You look like a smart girl; let's get married. 
Girl: Nothing doing, I'm just as smart as I look!
Boy: You look like a smart girl; let's get married.
Girl: Nothing doing, I'm just as smart as I look!
The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:<BR/>
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.<BR/>
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!
The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!
Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend?<br/>
Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns.<br/>
Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha?<br/>
Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja!<br/>
Happy 31 March!
Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend?
Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns.
Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha?
Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja!
Happy 31 March!
A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age.
The kid said to the granny, "Don't stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!"

Quotes

The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.