• Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.<br/>
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.<br/>
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.
    Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
    Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
  • Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.<br/>
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.
    Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!
  • Difference between boys and girls:<br/><br/>

Boy: Stuck in traffic.<br/>
Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?<br/><br/>

Girl: Stuck in traffic.<br/>
Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke!Upload to Facebook
    Difference between boys and girls:

    Boy: Stuck in traffic.
    Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?

    Girl: Stuck in traffic.
    Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke!
  • Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? <br/>
Girl: No there's 26<br/>
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
    Girl: No there's 26
    Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
  • A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.<br/>
`Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge.`<br/><br/>

A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.<br/>
`Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!`Upload to Facebook
    A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.
    "Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."

    A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
    "Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!"
  • Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?<br/>
Boy: One Plus Five<br/>
Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?
    Boy: One Plus Five
    Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas?
  • Girl: I love Iron Man.<br/>
Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I love Iron Man.
    Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun!
  • Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?<br/>
Boy: Why should I go?<br/>
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
    Boy: Why should I go?
    Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
  • Boy: Would you like to go out with me?<br/>
Girl: No<br/>
Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?<br/>
Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Would you like to go out with me?
    Girl: No
    Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?
    Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!
  • Boy: Why you look so mean?<br/>
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Why you look so mean?
    Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!
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