• Boy: Wanna hear a joke?<br />
Girl: Of course.<br />
Boy: Knock, knock.<br />
Girl: Who's there?<br />
Boy: Marry.<br />
Girl: Marry, who?<br />
Boy: Marry, me?Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Wanna hear a joke?
    Girl: Of course.
    Boy: Knock, knock.
    Girl: Who's there?
    Boy: Marry.
    Girl: Marry, who?
    Boy: Marry, me?
  • Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?<br/>
Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
    Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
  • Boy: Why don't you get a Tattoo.<br />
Girl: I rather prefer Lovebites!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Why don't you get a Tattoo.
    Girl: I rather prefer Lovebites!
  • Girl: Will you love me forever?<br />
Boy: I love you now, this moment.<br />
Girl: But forever?<br />
Boy: There is no forever but now!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Will you love me forever?
    Boy: I love you now, this moment.
    Girl: But forever?
    Boy: There is no forever but now!
  • Boyfriend: You're so beautiful when you're angry.<br />
Girlfriend: Am I not beautiful all the time?<br />
Boyfriend: That's what I said!Upload to Facebook
    Boyfriend: You're so beautiful when you're angry.
    Girlfriend: Am I not beautiful all the time?
    Boyfriend: That's what I said!
  • James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond!<br/>
She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend!Upload to Facebook
    James Bond: My name is Bond, James Bond!
    She: I have a Friend, Boyfriend!
  • Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.<br />
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you.
    Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
  • Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.<br/>
Girl: What game?<br/>
Boy: Anything but not `Hide and Seek`.<br/>
Girl: Why?<br/>
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.
    Girl: What game?
    Boy: Anything but not "Hide and Seek".
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
  • Girl: Will you marry me?<br/>
Boy: Yes.<br/>
Girl: When?<br/>
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.<br/>
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Will you marry me?
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: When?
    Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
    Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
  • A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.
    The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
    The boy edited the comment to - I love you!
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