|Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? |
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
|A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.|
"Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."
A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
"Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!"
|Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?|
Boy: One Plus Five
Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas?
|Girl: I love Iron Man.|
Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun!
|Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?|
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
|Boy: Would you like to go out with me?|
Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?
Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!
|Boy: Why you look so mean?|
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!
|Inside the examination hall:|
Boy: Aaj Ki Date?
Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.
Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do!
|Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?|
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?
Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
|Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?|
Girlfriend: And video games?
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!