|Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho?|
Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye!
|Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya?|
Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun.
Girl: Kyon ?
Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye!
|A girl takes too much time to love and few seconds to hate;|
But a boy takes few seconds to love and too much time to hate!
|Boy: I can't live without you.|
Girl: Okay, then go die please!
|Boyfriend: I love it when you cry badly.|
Girlfriend: Why is it so?
Boyfriend: Because that's the only moment you hug me tightly!
|Boyfriend message to his Girlfriend:|
Boy: Baby Sorry to disturb you. Can you send me your Photo?
It's an urgent serious matter.
Girlfriend: Why do you need it?
Boy: I'm playing cards with my friends and I've lost my 'Queen'!
|Girl: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? Boy: So I can kiss you anytime I want!|
|Boy: Wanna hear a joke?|
Girl: Of course.
Boy: Knock, knock.
Girl: Who's there?
Girl: Marry, who?
Boy: Marry, me?
|Boy: I love you.|
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
|Boy: Why don't you get a Tattoo.|
Girl: I rather prefer Lovebites!