|Boy: Can I confess something?|
Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen ?
.. Girl: Can I confess something as well?
Girl: This smile only exists because of you!
|Boy: Hey, do you like water?|
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!
|A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.|
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming!
|Tragedy of Girl's Life:|
Good looking boys are not good boys;
Good boys are not good looking
Good looking and good boys are married;
Good single boys with good looks are not rich;
Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends!
|Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?|
Boy: Awwww. Yes.
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!