• Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?<br/>
Boyfriend: OK<br/>
Girlfriend: And video games?<br/>
Boyfriend: OK<br/>
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?<br/>
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?
    Boyfriend: OK
    Girlfriend: And video games?
    Boyfriend: OK
    Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
    Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
  • Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
    Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
  • Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.<br/>
Girl: Who is he?<br/>
Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.<br/>
Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.
    Girl: Who is he?
    Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.
    Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
  • Boy: Do you like water?<br/>
Girl: Yes.<br/>
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Do you like water?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.<br/>
Boy: I can't promise.<br/>
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?<br/>
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.<br/>
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?<br/>
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?Upload to Facebook
    While Chatting:
    Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
    Boy: I can't promise.
    Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
    Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
    Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
    Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
  • Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?<br/>
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
    Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Girl: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?<br/>
Boy: I lie!Upload to Facebook
    While Chatting:
    Girl: Do you drink?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you smoke?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
    Boy: I lie!
  • Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?<br />
Boy: I washed it.<br />
Girl: But it looks really different.<br />
Boy: Yeah I used water this time!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?
    Boy: I washed it.
    Girl: But it looks really different.
    Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
  • Boy: Will you be my Valentine?<br/>
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.<br/>
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
    Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
    Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
  • Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: I am not ready.<br/>
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?Upload to Facebook
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: I am not ready.
    Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
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