Girl: Tell the world that you love me.
Boy whispers - I love you!
Girl: Why did you whisper it to me?
Boy: Because you are my world!
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Boy: Can I confess something?
Girl: Sure.
Boy: You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen ?
.. Girl: Can I confess something as well?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: This smile only exists because of you!
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Boy: Hey, do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!
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A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming!
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Tragedy of Girl's Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys;
Good boys are not good looking
Good looking and good boys are married;
Good single boys with good looks are not rich;
Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends!
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Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?
Boy: Awwww. Yes.
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!
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Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
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Boys' room before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Gifts
Friendship Bands
Cards & Nokia E7!

After Marriage:
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
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A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C
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Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
Madam has Adam in it.
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!
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