• Girl: Do I look tired?<br/>
Boy: No, You look ugly!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do I look tired?
    Boy: No, You look ugly!
  • <b>Boy chatting with his girlfriend:</b><br/><br/>

Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.<br/>
Boy: No, sorry I have to go.<br/>
Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?<br/>
Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...Upload to Facebook
    Boy chatting with his girlfriend:

    Girlfriend: Please stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you.
    Boy: No, sorry I have to go.
    Girlfriend: Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse?
    Boy: No! My mom said if I don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhuji dcb fnekd xnedj ucdu ced d uf jjnu diujnend...
  • Girl: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga<br/>
Girl: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga<br/>
Girl: GF Hai?<br/>
Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you drink?
    Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga
    Girl: Do you smoke?
    Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga
    Girl: GF Hai?
    Boy: Tum Bolo Kal Se Chodd Dunga!
  • Boy: Tum Free Time Mein Kya Karti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Ignore!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Tum Free Time Mein Kya Karti Ho?
    Girl: Ignore!
  • A girl chatting with a boy:<br/>
Girl: I love you<br/>
Boy: I love you too<br/>
Girl: Too late<br/>
Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57<br/>
Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?Upload to Facebook
    A girl chatting with a boy:
    Girl: I love you
    Boy: I love you too
    Girl: Too late
    Boy: You texted me at 10:55, I replied back at 10:57
    Girl: What the hell were you doing at 10:56?
  • Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you?<br/>
Girl: No, not even in your dreams.<br/>
Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you?
    Girl: No, not even in your dreams.
    Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two kids!
  • Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.<br/>
Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.<br/>
Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.<br/>
Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Mere Pet Mein Tumhare Prem Ki Nishani Hai.
    Boy: Lekin Maine To Aisa Kuch Bhi Nahi Kiya.
    Girl: Arre, Tumne Mujhe Cadbury Di Thi Na, Wo Maine Abhi Khayi Hai.
    Boy: Zara Theek-Thak Mazak Kiya Kar!
  • Shortest rejected proposal:<br/>
Boy: Tere Kitne Bhai Hai?<br/>
Girl: Tujhe Mila Ke 3Upload to Facebook
    Shortest rejected proposal:
    Boy: Tere Kitne Bhai Hai?
    Girl: Tujhe Mila Ke 3
  • Boy: Sad Kyon Ho?
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Girl: Mere Parents Mere Haath Peele Karna Chahte Hain.

<br/>Boy: Is Mein Bura Kya Hai, Tum Shaadi Ke Layak Ho Gayi Ho.
<br/>
Girl: But Mujhe Peela Rang Nahi Pasand `I Love Pink`!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Sad Kyon Ho?
    Girl: Mere Parents Mere Haath Peele Karna Chahte Hain.
    Boy: Is Mein Bura Kya Hai, Tum Shaadi Ke Layak Ho Gayi Ho.
    Girl: But Mujhe Peela Rang Nahi Pasand "I Love Pink"!
  • Boy: Your favorite cuisines?<br/>
Girl: Gaurav, Mohit Bhaiya, Shilpa Di... Par Chote Chacha Ki Ladki, Pinky is my favorite.<br/>
Boy: Bas Behan Bas!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Your favorite cuisines?
    Girl: Gaurav, Mohit Bhaiya, Shilpa Di... Par Chote Chacha Ki Ladki, Pinky is my favorite.
    Boy: Bas Behan Bas!
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