|Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main.|
Girl: Wow, you love me so much?
Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun!
|Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge.|
Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge!
|Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?|
Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!
|Boy: Hi, can I buy you a drink?|
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
|Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.|
Girl: No, not before marriage.
Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!
Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Boyfriend: OK Baby.
Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!
|Girl: Main Kitni Moti Lag Rahi Hun Na?|
Boy: Lag Nahi Rahi, Moti Hi Hai Tu!
|Girl: I want a hot boy as my boyfriend.|
Boy burns self: Le Ab Toh Set Ho Ja!
|Girl: Do you love me?|
Girl: This is my first date, I want this date to be magical.
Boy: Toh Ab Kya Topi Mein Se Khargosh Nikaal Kar Dikhaoon Tumhein?
|When a guy gets jealous, it's actually kind of cute but when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start!|