• Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.<br/>
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?<br/>
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.<br/>
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.<br/>
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.
    Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
    Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
    Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
    Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
    Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
  • Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?<br/>
Girl: I came here to fart!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?
    Girl: I came here to fart!
  • Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?<br/>
Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?
    Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!
  • Boy: Goodnight!<br/>
Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?<br/>
Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Goodnight!
    Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?
    Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
  • Girl: I like people who don't fear death.<br/>
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I like people who don't fear death.
    Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
  • Girl: Breakup hurts the most.<br/>
Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Breakup hurts the most.
    Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai!
  • Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.<br/>
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.<br/>
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.
    Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
    Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
  • Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.<br/>
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.
    Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!
  • Difference between boys and girls:<br/><br/>

Boy: Stuck in traffic.<br/>
Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?<br/><br/>

Girl: Stuck in traffic.<br/>
Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke!Upload to Facebook
    Difference between boys and girls:

    Boy: Stuck in traffic.
    Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?

    Girl: Stuck in traffic.
    Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke!
  • Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? <br/>
Girl: No there's 26<br/>
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
    Girl: No there's 26
    Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
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