|Boy: Will you go out with me?|
Boy: I have a good heart.
Girl: I don't need a transplant!
|A boy met a girl in Metro.|
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Really... are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
|Boys are very kind-hearted.|
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
|Girl: Why are you always following me?|
Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
|Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;|
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
|Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?|
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
|Girl: Just because I said I can't date you doesn't mean the conversation is over.|
Boy: What more is to discuss, Global Warming?
|Boy: Can I buy you a drink?|
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
|Girl: I think it's the time when we should get married.|
Boy: That's OK, but who will marry us?
|On the first night of marriage:|
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!