|Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.|
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
|Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.|
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!
|Difference between boys and girls:|
Boy: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?
Girl: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke!
|Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? |
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
|A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.|
"Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."
A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
"Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!"
|Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?|
Boy: One Plus Five
Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas?
|Girl: I love Iron Man.|
Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun!
|Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?|
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
|Boy: Would you like to go out with me?|
Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?
Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!
|Boy: Why you look so mean?|
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!