|Boy: I Love You |
Girl: I need some time and distance.
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
|Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? |
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
|A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.|
Boy: I can't sleep.
Girl: But I can... Good Night!
|Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?|
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.
Girl: Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!
|Girl: How was the first date?|
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
|Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.|
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
|Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?|
Girl: I came here to fart!
|Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?|
Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!
Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?
Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
|Girl: I like people who don't fear death.|
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!