• Boy: I Love You <br/>
Girl: I need some time and distance. <br/>
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
    Boy: I Love You
    Girl: I need some time and distance.
    Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?
  • Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? <br/>
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile? <br/>
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
    Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?
    Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
    Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
  • A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.<br/>
Girl: Hey?<br/>
Boy: I can't sleep.<br/>
Girl: But I can... Good Night!
    A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.
    Girl: Hey?
    Boy: I can't sleep.
    Girl: But I can... Good Night!
  • Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?<br/>
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.<br/>
Girl: Who died?<br/>
Boy: My feelings for you!
    Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?
    Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.
    Girl: Who died?
    Boy: My feelings for you!
  • Girl: How was the first date?<br/>
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
    Girl: How was the first date?
    Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
  • Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.<br/>
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?<br/>
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.<br/>
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.<br/>
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
    Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.
    Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
    Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
    Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
    Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
    Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
  • Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?<br/>
Girl: I came here to fart!
    Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?
    Girl: I came here to fart!
  • Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?<br/>
Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!
    Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?
    Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!
  • Boy: Goodnight!<br/>
Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?<br/>
Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
    Boy: Goodnight!
    Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?
    Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
  • Girl: I like people who don't fear death.<br/>
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
    Girl: I like people who don't fear death.
    Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!