|Girl: Describe me in one word.|
|Girl: I'm 16 and my boyfriend is 40, is that BAD?|
Boy: You spelt DAD wrong.
|My parents thought my friends were bad influences, but honestly, I was usually the one coming up with bad ideas.|
|When she cancels a date, it's because "she has to", but when he cancels a date, it's because "he has two".|
|British boy: You look beautiful today,love.|
American boy: Yo ass is kickin.
|I don't have an attitude.|
I have a personality you can't handle.
|Behind every beautiful girl, there is a dumb-ass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.|
|Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.|
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
|Girlfriend: Honey, I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?|
Boyfriend: A Joke.
|Boy: I shall see you pretty soon?|
Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?