• Girl: I'm 16 and my boyfriend is 40, is that BAD?
    Boy: You spelt DAD wrong.
  • My parents thought my friends were bad influences, but honestly, I was usually the one coming up with bad ideas.
  • When she cancels a date, it's because "she has to", but when he cancels a date, it's because "he has two".
  • British boy: You look beautiful today,love.
    American boy: Yo ass is kickin.
  • I don't have an attitude.
    I have a personality you can't handle.
  • Behind every beautiful girl, there is a dumb-ass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.
    Behind every beautiful girl, there is a dumb-ass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.
  • Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
    Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
  • Girlfriend: Honey, I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
    .
    ..
    ...
    Boyfriend: A Joke.
  • Boy: I shall see you pretty soon?
    Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
  • Boy: You're like a drug to me.
    Girl: You mean I'm addictive?
    Boy: Don't be stupid! I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses.