|Boy: I shall see you pretty soon?|
Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
|Boy: You're like a drug to me.|
Girl: You mean I'm addictive?
Boy: Don't be stupid! I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses.
|Boy: Where are you going?|
Girl: To commit Suicide.
Boy: Then, why so much of make-up?
Girl: You Idiot! Tomorrow, my photo will come in the newspaper.
|Height of conceit:|
A boy proposed to a gal.
Gal: I can't accept your proposal but I salute your choice.
|Open ur Books, close Facebook & start studying!|
Pl Note: The above stunts are performed by highly skilled & trained professionals.
|When I was 17, I thought my parents were the most stupid people in the world. At 21, I was amazed at how much they had learnt in 4 years.|
|Girl: How much do you love me?|
Boy: Well, look at d stars & count them. That`s how much I love you.
Girl: But it`s morning.
|BF: Babe what r u doing?|
GF Nothing much, really tired! Just going to sleep now, Honey. And you, Sweetheart?
BF: In the club, standing behind you!
A boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his girlfriend.
Girlfriend Yelled: What`s that for?
Boy: It`s Over.
Boy: Can I hold ur hand?
Boy: Why not?
Girl: Bcoz it hurts when u leave it.