|Girl: You`re like a drug to me.|
Boy: Why, bcoz you're hooked to me?
Girl: No, bcoz you're ruining my life.
|If a guy is ugly, girls call him a stalker. If he is good-looking, they call him a secret admirer.|
|Boy: Can you just listen to me?|
Boy: I like you and I think there`s something missing in my hart.
Girl: I think it's an `E`.
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST...
|You wanna know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.|
|Boy: I wanna tell u something.|
Girl: It's not good to talk while eating.
Girl: Now tell me.
Boy: There was a cockroach in ur food.
|A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.|
|3 Ways to write exam:|
Look up for INSPIRATION;
Look down for CONCENTRATION;
Look around for INFORMATION.
|I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine;|
But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
|Wish of a contemporary girl:|
I dunno want any `Prince Charming` coming on a white horse; I would rather have a `Vampire` coming in a BMW!