|Boy: Whats your name?|
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
|Boy: Tell me something about yourself.|
Girl: I am a mystery.
Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
|Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.|
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
|After First Date:|
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
|Girl: What's your hobby?|
Girl: Awww... same here.
Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
|Boy: Will you marry me?|
Girl: What's your status?
Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!
|Girl: Shravan Mein Bhi Daaru Peete Ho, Disgusting!|
Boy: Hum Bhagwan Ko Dil Mein Rakhte Hain, Liver Mein Nahi!
|A boy met a girl in Metro.|
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Awwww... Are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
|Girl: We have been together for 3 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?|
Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!
|Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.|
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
Boy: No, plastic & brainless!