|Boy: Why you look so mean?|
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!
|Inside the examination hall:|
Boy: Aaj Ki Date?
Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.
Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do!
|Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?|
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?
Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
|Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?|
Girlfriend: And video games?
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
|Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?|
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
|Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.|
Girl: Who is he?
Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.
Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
|Boy: Do you like water?|
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
Boy: I can't promise.
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
|Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?|
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
Girl: Do you drink?
Girl: Do you smoke?
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
Boy: I lie!