• Boy: Whats your name?<br/>
Girl: Dhara!<br/>
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?<br/>
<b>Blocked</b>
    Boy: Whats your name?
    Girl: Dhara!
    Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
    Blocked
  • Boy: Tell me something about yourself.<br/>
Girl: I am a mystery.<br/>
Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
    Boy: Tell me something about yourself.
    Girl: I am a mystery.
    Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
  • Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.<br/>
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
    Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.
    Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
  • <b>After First Date:</b><br/>
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.<br/>
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
    After First Date:
    Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
    Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
  • Girl: What's your hobby?<br/>
Boy: Traveling!<br/>
Girl: Awww... same here.<br/>
Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
    Girl: What's your hobby?
    Boy: Traveling!
    Girl: Awww... same here.
    Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
  • Boy: Will you marry me?<br/>
Girl: What's your status?<br/>
Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!
    Boy: Will you marry me?
    Girl: What's your status?
    Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!
  • Girl: Shravan Mein Bhi Daaru Peete Ho, Disgusting!<br/>
Boy: Hum Bhagwan Ko Dil Mein Rakhte Hain, Liver Mein Nahi!
    Girl: Shravan Mein Bhi Daaru Peete Ho, Disgusting!
    Boy: Hum Bhagwan Ko Dil Mein Rakhte Hain, Liver Mein Nahi!
  • A boy met a girl in Metro.<br/>
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.<br/>
Boy: Awwww... Are you single?<br/>
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
    A boy met a girl in Metro.
    Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
    Boy: Awwww... Are you single?
    Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
  • Girl: We have been together for 3 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?<br/>
Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!
    Girl: We have been together for 3 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?
    Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!
  • Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.<br/>
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?<br/>
Boy: No, plastic & brainless!
    Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.
    Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
    Boy: No, plastic & brainless!
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