|Boy: Do you like water?|
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
Boy: I can't promise.
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
|Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?|
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
Girl: Do you drink?
Girl: Do you smoke?
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
Boy: I lie!
|Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?|
Boy: I washed it.
Girl: But it looks really different.
Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
|Boy: Will you be my Valentine?|
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
|Boy: I love you.|
Girl: I am not ready.
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.
Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
|Girlfriend: Do I look fat?|
Boyfriend: Do I look stupid?
|When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;|
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!