• Boy: Do you like water?<br/>
Girl: Yes.<br/>
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
    Boy: Do you like water?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.<br/>
Boy: I can't promise.<br/>
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?<br/>
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.<br/>
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?<br/>
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
    While Chatting:
    Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
    Boy: I can't promise.
    Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
    Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
    Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
    Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
  • Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?<br/>
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
    Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
    Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Girl: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?<br/>
Boy: I lie!
    While Chatting:
    Girl: Do you drink?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you smoke?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
    Boy: I lie!
  • Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?<br />
Boy: I washed it.<br />
Girl: But it looks really different.<br />
Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
    Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?
    Boy: I washed it.
    Girl: But it looks really different.
    Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
  • Boy: Will you be my Valentine?<br/>
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.<br/>
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
    Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
    Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
    Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
  • Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: I am not ready.<br/>
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: I am not ready.
    Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Boy: Hi<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.<br/>
Girl: Kyun?<br/>
Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
    While Chatting:
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.
    Girl: Kyun?
    Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
  • Girlfriend: Do I look fat?<br/>
Boyfriend: Do I look stupid?
    Girlfriend: Do I look fat?
    Boyfriend: Do I look stupid?
  • When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;<br/>
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!
    When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;
    And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!