• While Chatting:<br />
Boy: Hi<br />
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br />
Boy: I have an Audi.<br />
Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.<br />
Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!<br />
    While Chatting:
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: I have an Audi.
    Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.
    Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!
  • Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?<br/>
Boy: No.<br/>
Girl: Why?<br/>
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
    Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?
    Boy: No.
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
  • Girlfriend: Do you love me?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yes, of course.<br/>
Girlfriend: How much?<br/>
Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry!
    Girlfriend: Do you love me?
    Boyfriend: Yes, of course.
    Girlfriend: How much?
    Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you.
    Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously?
    Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry!
  • <b>While Chatting:</b><br/>
Boy: I love u.<br/>
Girl: I love you too but as a friend.<br/>
Boy: I said I love the letter 'U' not you!
    While Chatting:
    Boy: I love u.
    Girl: I love you too but as a friend.
    Boy: I said I love the letter 'U' not you!
  • Boy: Whats your name?<br/>
Girl: Dhara!<br/>
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?<br/>
<b>Blocked</b>
    Boy: Whats your name?
    Girl: Dhara!
    Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
    Blocked
  • Boy: Tell me something about yourself.<br/>
Girl: I am a mystery.<br/>
Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
    Boy: Tell me something about yourself.
    Girl: I am a mystery.
    Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do!
  • Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.<br/>
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
    Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.
    Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
  • <b>After First Date:</b><br/>
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.<br/>
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
    After First Date:
    Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
    Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
  • Girl: What's your hobby?<br/>
Boy: Traveling!<br/>
Girl: Awww... same here.<br/>
Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
    Girl: What's your hobby?
    Boy: Traveling!
    Girl: Awww... same here.
    Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho?
  • Boy: Will you marry me?<br/>
Girl: What's your status?<br/>
Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!
    Boy: Will you marry me?
    Girl: What's your status?
    Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!