• They say it's very easy to lose something but it's been 3 months and I haven't lost a pound!
    They say it's very easy to lose something but it's been 3 months and I haven't lost a pound!
  • All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money.<br/>
Instead, I am, gaining weight and losing money!
    All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money.
    Instead, I am, gaining weight and losing money!
  • Diet Tip: <br/>
If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel!
    Diet Tip:
    If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you can't deep fry it... it isn't worth eating!
    Pro Tip:
    If you can't deep fry it... it isn't worth eating!
  • Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food!
    Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food!
  • Can someone tell me how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?
    Can someone tell me how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?
  • I don't exercise. It seems like a waste to die healthy!
    I don't exercise. It seems like a waste to die healthy!
  • This morning I went jogging, then before I started I remembered Proverb 28:1.<br/>
Which clearly states, `The wicked shall run when no one is chasing them`. So I went back home!
    This morning I went jogging, then before I started I remembered Proverb 28:1.
    Which clearly states, "The wicked shall run when no one is chasing them". So I went back home!
  • I accidently got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop eating!
    I accidently got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop eating!
  • 
It's not that I'm not a morning person. In fact, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person!
    It's not that I'm not a morning person. In fact, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person!