• Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, `Don't eat anything Fatty`<br/>
I said, `Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?`<br/>
He said, `No Fatty, don't eat anything!`Upload to Facebook
    Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"
    I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
    He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!"
  • We all get heavier as we get older because there's lot more information in our heads.<br/>
So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!Upload to Facebook
    We all get heavier as we get older because there's lot more information in our heads.
    So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
  • The only thing I gained so far this year is weight!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing I gained so far this year is weight!
  • Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food!Upload to Facebook
    Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food!
  • Hundreds of years ago, being fat was expensive. Today staying fit is expensive!Upload to Facebook
    Hundreds of years ago, being fat was expensive. Today staying fit is expensive!
  • Exercise is such a dirty word that I have to wash my mouth with chocolate!Upload to Facebook
    Exercise is such a dirty word that I have to wash my mouth with chocolate!
  • I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, temper and even my mind!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, temper and even my mind!
  • The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the doughnut to get there!Upload to Facebook
    The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the doughnut to get there!
  • If you have time for WhatsApp and Facebook, you certainly have time for workout!Upload to Facebook
    If you have time for WhatsApp and Facebook, you certainly have time for workout!
  • Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.<br/>
Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!Upload to Facebook
    Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.
    Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!
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