• I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!
  • Listen honey! The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body is by Lindt Chocolate!Upload to Facebook
    Listen honey! The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body is by Lindt Chocolate!
  • I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see!
  • I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me!Upload to Facebook
    I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me!
  • You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back!Upload to Facebook
    You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back!
  • The dietitian told me peanut butter is healthy if I eat it with something low-calorie, so I chose a spoon!Upload to Facebook
    The dietitian told me peanut butter is healthy if I eat it with something low-calorie, so I chose a spoon!
  • I don't know what `Leg Day` is but spending it at the gym is no way to celebrate!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know what "Leg Day" is but spending it at the gym is no way to celebrate!
  • I came in this world to become a millionaire and eat lots of food.<br/>
Till now I have eaten lots of food only!Upload to Facebook
    I came in this world to become a millionaire and eat lots of food.
    Till now I have eaten lots of food only!
  • Doctor: You have this serious disease.<br/>
Me: Oh no.<br/>
Doctor: But don't worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise.<br/>
Me: OH NO!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: You have this serious disease.
    Me: Oh no.
    Doctor: But don't worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise.
    Me: OH NO!
  • I really don't understand why some snacks are `fun-sized`, there's really nothing `fun` about having a smaller portion of food!Upload to Facebook
    I really don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food!
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