• How to 'Diet Religiously':<br/>
Eat what you like and pray it doesn't show!
    How to 'Diet Religiously':
    Eat what you like and pray it doesn't show!
  • The keys to happiness: <br/>

1. Order a pizza <br/>
2. Eat that pizza<br/> 
3. Repeat
    The keys to happiness:
    1. Order a pizza
    2. Eat that pizza
    3. Repeat
  • Some of those fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner's high. I just have to bend over and tie my shoes!
    Some of those fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner's high. I just have to bend over and tie my shoes!
  • The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually... I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore!
    The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually... I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore!
  • I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!
    I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!
  • I've only been on my diet for two days, and already I lost my personality!
    I've only been on my diet for two days, and already I lost my personality!
  • I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems!
    I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems!
  • If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to lose weight by watching other people exercise!
    If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to lose weight by watching other people exercise!
  • The Sentimental Growth Story:<br/>
Me: Can you please grow?<br/>
Hair: Nah!<br/>
Muscle: Nope!<br/>
Salary: Don't even dream! <br/>
Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
    The Sentimental Growth Story:
    Me: Can you please grow?
    Hair: Nah!
    Muscle: Nope!
    Salary: Don't even dream!
    Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
  • Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet!
    Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet!