|Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"|
I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!"
|We all get heavier as we get older because there's lot more information in our heads.|
So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
|The only thing I gained so far this year is weight!|
|Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food!|
|Hundreds of years ago, being fat was expensive. Today staying fit is expensive!|
|Exercise is such a dirty word that I have to wash my mouth with chocolate!|
|I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, temper and even my mind!|
|The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the doughnut to get there!|
|If you have time for WhatsApp and Facebook, you certainly have time for workout!|
|Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.|
Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!