• My tastes are simple.<br/>
I am easily satisfied with the best!
    My tastes are simple.
    I am easily satisfied with the best!
  • Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do, not a punishment for what you ate!
    Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do, not a punishment for what you ate!
  • You don't have bad health.<br/>
You have bad habits!
    You don't have bad health.
    You have bad habits!
  • I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that little liar will stay until it apologizes!
    I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that little liar will stay until it apologizes!
  • At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.<br/>
Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
    At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.
    Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
  • The only difference in my life when I'm on a diet is instead of saying, `I ate nachos,` I say, `I accidentally ate nachos!`
    The only difference in my life when I'm on a diet is instead of saying, `I ate nachos,` I say, `I accidentally ate nachos!"
  • Last night, I dreamt I was Pac-Man in the video game and this morning all the food in my kitchen was gone!
    Last night, I dreamt I was Pac-Man in the video game and this morning all the food in my kitchen was gone!
  • The gardening season is off to a great start.<br/>
I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably!
    The gardening season is off to a great start.
    I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably!
  • Gyms closed, so this summer is going to be all about personality!
    Gyms closed, so this summer is going to be all about personality!
  • `Stop eating out, cook at home and you'll lose weight`<br/>
Quarantine proved that it was a lie!
    "Stop eating out, cook at home and you'll lose weight"
    Quarantine proved that it was a lie!