|My tastes are simple.|
I am easily satisfied with the best!
|Exercise is a celebration of what your body can do, not a punishment for what you ate!|
|You don't have bad health.|
You have bad habits!
|I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where that little liar will stay until it apologizes!|
|At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.|
Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
|The only difference in my life when I'm on a diet is instead of saying, `I ate nachos,` I say, `I accidentally ate nachos!"|
|Last night, I dreamt I was Pac-Man in the video game and this morning all the food in my kitchen was gone!|
|The gardening season is off to a great start.|
I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably!
|Gyms closed, so this summer is going to be all about personality!|
|"Stop eating out, cook at home and you'll lose weight"|
Quarantine proved that it was a lie!