• The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?<br/>
#Diwali
    The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?
    #Diwali
  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!
    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!
  • Fitness Status:<br/>
I watched a 120 minute documentary about the lifecycle of amoeba because the TV remote was out of reach!
    Fitness Status:
    I watched a 120 minute documentary about the lifecycle of amoeba because the TV remote was out of reach!
  • Diet Day 1:<br/>
I have removed all the bad food from the house.<br/>
It was delicious!
    Diet Day 1:
    I have removed all the bad food from the house.
    It was delicious!
  • I thought the Dryer made my clothes shrink.<br/>
Guess what? It was my Refrigerator!
    I thought the Dryer made my clothes shrink.
    Guess what? It was my Refrigerator!
  • If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first!
    If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first!
  • My formal clothes have missed me so much.<br/>
I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!<br/>
#Covid-19
    My formal clothes have missed me so much.
    I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!
    #Covid-19
  • Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.<br/>
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
    Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.
    For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
  • Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that no one's looking!
    Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that no one's looking!
  • Having an online girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my stomach in!
    Having an online girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my stomach in!