• If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!
    If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!
  • You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set!
    You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set!
  • In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.<br/>

In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.<br/>

Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!
    In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.
    In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.
    Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!
  • With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...<br/>
`Yung No Mo`!
    With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...
    "Yung No Mo"!
  • Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!
    Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!
  • It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!
    It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!
  • Them: I eat mostly whole foods.<br/>
Me: So do I. Whole pizzas, a whole can of biscuits, whole cake, whole bags of Doritos, whole tubs of ice cream!
    Them: I eat mostly whole foods.
    Me: So do I. Whole pizzas, a whole can of biscuits, whole cake, whole bags of Doritos, whole tubs of ice cream!
  • Snaccident (noun):<br/>
Eating an entire pizza/bag of chips by mistake!
    Snaccident (noun):
    Eating an entire pizza/bag of chips by mistake!
  • The only Fitbit steps I enjoy taking are the ones I get when I'm shopping!
    The only Fitbit steps I enjoy taking are the ones I get when I'm shopping!
  • In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic!
    In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic!