|I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!|
|Listen honey! The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body is by Lindt Chocolate!|
|I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see!|
|I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me!|
|You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back!|
|The dietitian told me peanut butter is healthy if I eat it with something low-calorie, so I chose a spoon!|
|I don't know what "Leg Day" is but spending it at the gym is no way to celebrate!|
|I came in this world to become a millionaire and eat lots of food.|
Till now I have eaten lots of food only!
|Doctor: You have this serious disease.|
Me: Oh no.
Doctor: But don't worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise.
Me: OH NO!
|I really don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food!|