|I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.|
Turns out it was the fridge!
|I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.|
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
|There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:|
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
|My 3 wishes:|
1. To earn money without working.
2. To love without being hurt!
3. To eat without getting fat!
|You don't get a body like mine overnight. It takes years of moderate...|
alcoholism, neglect and numerous damaging beahviours!
|I have decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:|
|The only cardio I did this month was...|
running out of money!
|I like to have my cake and eat it too.|
I'd also like to have your cake and eat it too!
|I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...|
I get hungry pretty soon!
|My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.|
It is called lunch!