|What did I learn today?|
Losing weight while eating donuts is easy if you only eat the hole!
|For those needing motivation:|
The past tense of fit is fat!
|With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next food!|
|Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad|
Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad
Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad
Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad!
|I go to the gym religiously and by religiously I mean only on holidays and just to please my parents!|
|When I was a kid people told me I was too young to have anxiety now that I'm grown people tell me I need to stop acting like a child and get over anxiety!|
|My doctor told me I need to focus on a healthier diet and stay away from junk foods and then we laughed and laughed and I went to KFC!|
|Pizza is a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left!|
|I've just broken up with my gym.|
We were just not working out!
|Health and fitness tip:|
Set your alarm clock to snooze every three minutes for half an hour before you normally get up...
That's an extra 10 sit ups a day...50 sit-ups a week and 2600 sit-ups a year!