|If she wants to be chased, she better steals my pizza or something!|
|You don't realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don't realize how fast a minute is until you're waiting for your next set!|
|In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.|
In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.
Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!
|With all my aches & pains I'm afraid I have that Chinese disease...|
"Yung No Mo"!
|Fast food is just less wait, but more weight!|
|It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!|
|Them: I eat mostly whole foods.|
Me: So do I. Whole pizzas, a whole can of biscuits, whole cake, whole bags of Doritos, whole tubs of ice cream!
Eating an entire pizza/bag of chips by mistake!
|The only Fitbit steps I enjoy taking are the ones I get when I'm shopping!|
|In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic!|