|They say it's very easy to lose something but it's been 3 months and I haven't lost a pound!|
|All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money.|
Instead, I am, gaining weight and losing money!
|Diet Tip: |
If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel!
If you can't deep fry it... it isn't worth eating!
|Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food!|
|Can someone tell me how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?|
|I don't exercise. It seems like a waste to die healthy!|
|This morning I went jogging, then before I started I remembered Proverb 28:1.|
Which clearly states, "The wicked shall run when no one is chasing them". So I went back home!
|I accidently got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop eating!|
|It's not that I'm not a morning person. In fact, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person!|