• What did I learn today?<br/>
Losing weight while eating donuts is easy if you only eat the hole!
    What did I learn today?
    Losing weight while eating donuts is easy if you only eat the hole!
  • For those needing motivation:<br/>
The past tense of fit is fat!
    For those needing motivation:
    The past tense of fit is fat!
  • With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next food!
    With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next food!
  • Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad<br/>
Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad<br/>
Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad<br/>
Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad!
    Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad
    Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad
    Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad
    Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad!
  • I go to the gym religiously and by religiously I mean only on holidays and just to please my parents!
    I go to the gym religiously and by religiously I mean only on holidays and just to please my parents!
  • When I was a kid people told me I was too young to have anxiety now that I'm grown people tell me I need to stop acting like a child and get over anxiety!
    When I was a kid people told me I was too young to have anxiety now that I'm grown people tell me I need to stop acting like a child and get over anxiety!
  • My doctor told me I need to focus on a healthier diet and stay away from junk foods and then we laughed and laughed and I went to KFC!
    My doctor told me I need to focus on a healthier diet and stay away from junk foods and then we laughed and laughed and I went to KFC!
  • Pizza is a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left!
    Pizza is a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left!
  • I've just broken up with my gym.<br/>
We were just not working out!
    I've just broken up with my gym.
    We were just not working out!
  • Health and fitness tip:<br/>
Set your alarm clock to snooze every three minutes for half an hour before you normally get up...<br/>
That's an extra 10 sit ups a day...50 sit-ups a week and 2600 sit-ups a year!
    Health and fitness tip:
    Set your alarm clock to snooze every three minutes for half an hour before you normally get up...
    That's an extra 10 sit ups a day...50 sit-ups a week and 2600 sit-ups a year!