|The sweets box said 500 gms, then how did I put on 2kgs?|
|The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends!|
I watched a 120 minute documentary about the lifecycle of amoeba because the TV remote was out of reach!
|Diet Day 1:|
I have removed all the bad food from the house.
It was delicious!
|I thought the Dryer made my clothes shrink.|
Guess what? It was my Refrigerator!
|If you offer me food and I refuse, ask again. I was just shy at first!|
|My formal clothes have missed me so much.|
I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tight!
|Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.|
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
|Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that no one's looking!|
|Having an online girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my stomach in!|